9/7/15- Phil stranded at bus station because he has no friends

No, Trimet keeps a database of all the people that have honored citizen IDs and they will only have to give their name at the office to get issued a new one. They had a year pass so they only need to pay $20 to get a new one. But because they're autistic and spent all the money on tattoos I don't think they have that $20 right now.

Presumably they wont have a listing for isobel special snowflake so theres a chance of a facebook chimp out about how Trimet insist on his deadname.
 
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Presumably the wont have a listing for isobel special snowflake so theres a chance of a facebook chimp out about how Trimet insist on his deadname.
You know I was going to make a reply about how I think they are reasonable enough to realize that because they havent legally changed their name yet, institutions will use what their current legal name is. But then I realized how stupid that is because if there's anything ahuviya isn't it's reasonable.
 
Then again, maybe he could take a tip from Chris and offer $5 handies in some remote area of the station in order to earn cab fare.

Think he'd get any takers?
Whats funny about that is for a very brief time Phil pretended he was a sex worker, I guess he stopped saying that though when no one would believe that a human being would have sex with him.
 
His cards that let him get free bus and subway rides in SF/Oakland.

Now he's really got to walk everywhere, so his rotting feet should start to break apart from the overuse, leaving behind him a trail of stinking flesh-crumbs like a decaying zombie.
Fixed that for you!

JAIMAS NOTE: Apologies, shitlord, but that was one hell of a mental image.
 
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You know I was going to make a reply about how I think they are reasonable enough to realize that because they havent legally changed their name yet, institutions will use what their current legal name is. But then I realized how stupid that is because if there's anything ahuviya isn't it's reasonable.

Honestly i think he will play ball and drop the isobel thing to get what he wants then mutter thanks and walk away.
But on facebook it will be painted as him standing up to facist CIS shitlords and their hebrew allies and DEMANDING they recognise his true and honest latinx name.

Real world phil avoids conflict.....internet phil is an edgy badass.
 
Does anyone else think this is a ploy? It's savvier than suicidality -- which they know nobody will go for anymore -- but it's still "help, come save me, I need saving."
Shit, I hadn't thought of that. However, Phil would be stupid enough to lose his passes &/or blow all his money & get himself stranded somewhere.
Either way, no one's gonna come help him.
 
can't he phone a friend

Like he has any?

You know I was going to make a reply about how I think they are reasonable enough to realize that because they havent legally changed their name yet, institutions will use what their current legal name is. But then I realized how stupid that is because if there's anything ahuviya isn't it's reasonable.

Let us take a moment to reflect this is the same person who quit their job and beat their mother rather than wait for their name change to be legally recognized before getting a new name tag at work.
 
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Well, if people are smart, after what Phil/Ahuviya/Isabel (Philhuvibel?) did to @EyeWasATeenageMallgoth people might be reluctant to get involved with him. I wish I could ay that I'm suprised that the usual asspatter brigade hasn't offered help yet, but I'm not. Kinny and company are only Phil's "friends" when all they need to do is post inane ":heart-full: you go!"s, and feed the delusions (e.g. the drive by shooting, latin heritage) and racial hatred (DOWN WITH WHITE MEN RAR).

When it comes to actually getting up their asses and doing something for their "friend", they vanish.
 
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