Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Things Better Forgotten said:
I want to say to all the newfags who are about to go on a decent into Chris lore:

It starts off funny. Fake girlfriends and Liquid Chris. But the further you go you'll realize its becoming a psychological horror. And then you'll realize it always has been.
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Bob dying a decade ago is the 'Principal and the Pauper' episode of The Simpsons. And the beginning of the decline from the golden age of anything CWC related.
 
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Ethelokia said:
She deserves everything she got. The fact people feel bad for her disgusts me. She gaslighted Chris for years. But everyone forgot that. Now she’s the innocent crippled woman. No fuck that. She’s a shitty mother and a shitty human being who has a spot in hell waiting. And it’s coming fast.
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Barb let Chris fuck her on purpose.

This might have been said already, but I can't be bothered to read through a 430+ page thread that's growing faster than I can read.
So, hear me out:
- Barb is a cunning bitch. We know this.
- She knows her son is mentally handicapped but still loves him. Their weird relationship is proof of that.
- There is information pointing to Barb not being as demented as she acts, but purposefully putting on a show in order to get more money coming in.
- We know Barb has a horrendous mountain of debt that she can hardly pay off.
- We know, and she knows, that one day in the not-so-distant future, she will inevitably bite the dust. When this happens, due to her debt, Chris will be living on the street.

So, here comes the plan:
- Her future goals, combining what we know about her, will be comprised of two main points:
  1. She wants herself to be provided for until the day she dies.
  2. Once she's gone, she wants Chris to be provided for
- Knowing Chris, his mental illness, and his pattern of trusting random female voices from the internet, she comes up with the following steps:
  1. Initiate a sexual relationship with her son. That's her sacrifice.
  2. Wait until her son inevitably spills the beans and the trolls call in another welfare check.
  3. She will land in an institution for the elderly, provided for by the state.
  4. Chris will be charged but is, due to his mental illness, more likely to be institutionalized instead of going to prison. The state will provide for him, too.
  5. She can live out her life in peace and will ultimately die knowing that her son receives the medical care he needs and won't have to sleep on the street.
This is what a cunning bitch with a handicapped son whom she nonetheless loves would do. Her sacrifice is, in the wider picture, relatively small, as the whole world anyway already looked at them as being crazy people.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
oh god PLEASE I hope this happens

THIS WOULD BE THE BEST EVERFAG TIMELINE

he steals 750, (why else would he need 750 today?, a hotel in bumfuck va is like 50$) flys out to the con he's banned from, is stranded, fugitive saga begins.

I mean you just know he's freaking out he cant go to his precious pony fucker party, probably more so than the trouble he's in and his living situation. maybe he thinks he can wait out the court order on vacation

lmao pls CWC do it
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There's a decent chance Chris straight up dies in that situation
 
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TurdFondler said:
She's at the point of dementia where that kind of planning and conniving is beyond her grasp. Look at her sanpaku eyes and tell me there's an intellect in there. Even by Chris' admission, she spends a lot of time remembering her youth which is pretty spot on for dementia mushbrain.
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Otoh Null said that the dementia is a fake front so that people would give Chris more money
 
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Null said:
This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.
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what a fucking nightmare hellworld.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
and risk missing out on him getting into more shenanigans of his own leading up to, and during, the con?
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On one hand, you're right. But on the other hand, it's gone far beyond the point of mildly harmful but mostly amusing shenanigans. The boot needs to be applied to the ass, and pronto
 
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JohnConstantine said:
Mad Lads - Christian Weston Chandler when?
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Probably after he inevitably gets himself killed. It's only a matter of time now before he gets shanked in prison or kills himself. Yeah people say that Chris wouldn't kill himself, but that might be a possibility now when it sinks in just how truly alone he is. He might completely sink into his delusions and actually embody the meme of the waifu across the noose.
 
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Saigon said:
Being completely honest, from memory, Megan is probably the only likeable person in the entire book of the Chris Saga. I wonder whatever happened to her, she kind of disappeared after she cut contact with Chris after the whole "She came for CWC" incident.
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She's married and keeps her private life off the internet for obvious reasons.

That said I wouldn't feel too bad for her, from what I remember she'd get chris to buy her shit and stuff like that all the time. She knew he was obsessed with her long before the picture incident, I think that was just what made her realize this had gone on too long
 
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Bad Take Crucifier said:
I have taken great joy in telling my online friends what Chris-Chan did and seeing the visceral disgust. I have caused at least one person to start watching that 57 part Chris Chan documentary.

If I have to suffer, everyone should suffer.
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Yes but you chose this Merry-Go-Round of crazy
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
oh god PLEASE I hope this happens

THIS WOULD BE THE BEST EVERFAG TIMELINE

he steals 750, (why else would he need 750 today?, a hotel in bumfuck va is like 50$) flys out to the con he's banned from, is stranded, fugitive saga begins.

I mean you just know he's freaking out he cant go to his precious pony fucker party, probably more so than the trouble he's in and his living situation. maybe he thinks he can wait out the court order on vacation

lmao pls CWC do it
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It'll be just like that movie, catch me if you can. I really, really hope he tries flying to seattle.
 
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