Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Okay so inevitably this black swan event will get topped. The question is: which lolcow, how would they do it and when would they do it?
for me it's ones that have respectability hanging on a thread - like Wu, Secret Gamer Girl, McKinnon etc. I want to see the meltdown that takes it away once and for all. That interests me more than "all crazy" ones like Yaniv. I'd even class Chris more in that first group - ok, he wasn't respected, but he was at least somewhat trusted as a safe convention goer/left wing group person at one point.
 
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No matter what happens even if he earns it from completing the comic no one's looking at it. No one is commissioning art works. Not from him. That's like asking Josef Fritzl to do your home renovations.

There's not even novelty attached to it.
You underestimate the fuckwittery of weens.
Remember he cut open his taint to free his vagina. Something about his flavor of tard clearly affects his pain tolerance.
True, tards do seem to have a higher tolerance to pain than regular people, but I think their tardation would pretty much guarantee that they'd fuck it up as well.

Most likely end up like

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Jesus christ, imagine a trial where a prosecutor starts bringing up pages of the cwcki.

IMAGINE BEING A DEFENSE ATTORNEY WHO HAS TO READ THE WHOLE THING TO UNDERSTAND THE CLIENT.
The last episode of Seinfeld keeps coming to mind. "Your honor, in order to clearly illustrate the full depravity of this, er, woman, we must delve in... DEEP."
 
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This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.
Null, thank you. I'm just reading this now. Barb is a crazy person with no boundaries, but Chris is exactly the same. Don't be sucked in and manipulated by his sob stories ever again.
 
So Chris raped his mom... have any of the usual suspect "journalists" blamed Kiwifarms for this yet?
I have never needed something I didn't know I wanted this badly
I am desperately wanting to see how they blame the forum for Chris Chan fucking his mom. Like I need to see the tactic and wording they use.
Like okay sure, we gave him a tiny bit of attention, but we literally have zero way of making him visit his first apartment genitals first.
 
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Jesus christ, imagine a trial where a prosecutor starts bringing up pages of the cwcki.

IMAGINE BEING A DEFENSE ATTORNEY WHO HAS TO READ THE WHOLE THING TO UNDERSTAND THE CLIENT.
chris can't afford that kind of lawyer, he'll get some public pretender who just gets him some easy deal to move him through the system
 
but what about Fiona? What about Bella? Shouldn’t our efforts be put toward that instead of the circle jerk of the same 3 memes and taking tranny bait?
Nobody knows shit about them, nobody can do shit about them for now. It's much funnier to dunk on Chris than to launch into sterile, baseless speculations on who the epic troll of the month really is.
 
it may not take long, it's an amazing year of milk already. I don't think it can be topped though- just followed.
Imagine this though. Chris becomes a cause célèbre in the troon community. His prosecution for fucking his mom gets portrayed as a gigantic injustice (and frankly imo it actually would be considering her grooming of him from his infancy).

I hope for this, but do not expect it, because ideological consistency is not something I expect from troons.
 
I really hope Chris will act reasonably for once and use the $750 that he stole from his elderly mother that he raped to buy himself a gun
Niggas in pozzed Virginia and is a literal retard lol he's not gonna get one legally and even your proudest 2A supporting local trailer park arms dealer would have some qualms about selling a firearm to a fat autistic guy with a fictional rodent obsession.
One of the most important rules of selling weapons to people is to not sell weapons to people who look so unstable they might try to use it on you by the end of the deal.
 
so is chris still writing sonichu? didnt he do it up until fairly recently? i know some very recent stuff made it in

how will THIS saga be translated into the sacred scripts
He hasn't been writing shit for a long while cause he's too lazy to follow a writing schedule. The last art related stuff he did were some commissions for the trip to the Con, and the last comic he made were the Idea Guy series. Don't expect to see Sonichu #17: The Labia of a Thousand Wrinkles.
 
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