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Fill Bern El said:
Okay I'm back because DSP is talking about WWE and I like wrestling to an extent. DSP is talking about how good Bray Wyatt is and how good The Fiend is when he's truly not. The Fiend got fucking lit on fire and came back from the dead only to lose to an RKO from Randy Orton. What the fuck. It's why you don't build tanks that can come back from the fucking dead in a "sport."

Nonetheless, DSP is straight up talking like he partakes in WWE board meetings despite not watching wrestling at all (except twitter highlights apparently)
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Wrestling used to have a bunch of over-the-top characters like a Bray Wyatt, Undertaker, Kane (when he was still "new" and his gimmick was being huge, red, and fucking with the undertaker), you had the repo man, a garbage collector, a guy who threw up, a crazy guy who stuffed socks in mouths...It was a cartoon. As soon as kayfabe was completely shattered (and a a byproduct of the huge swing of the internet), we stopped seeing these goofy-ish characters and got just....mostly regular kinda dudes, albeit muscular most of the time. The Wyatt family was probably the last new group of characters that we got to see, and even they were just cult members like The Ministry of Darkness used to be. Bray now as the fiend is at least semi-interesting, but I can't say that I've tuned in to see what he does next cause I can just trawl reddit or twatter to see what's going to be happening in the next several months. It has totally lost it's charm, at least for me anyway. It's no longer still real to me dammit.

That all said, I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that Phil watches WWE all the while playing bejeweled like a 7 year old watching Ninja Turtles on a saturday morning with his action figures. What else does he ever do, talk to his mo-wife *thumbs toward door* about things? Go outside? Read a book?
 
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tripmix said:
your last post was 5 minutes ago thats like a million years ago in Phil units
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What post? That post never existed in the first place. STOP STALKING ME.

That's it, you're banned. Fucking trolls, dood.

Edit: Between my 2 posts, SilentBahb tipped me $37. thank you, SilentBAHB! Let's put you on the leaderboard.
 
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Sorry about the double post, but I think this deserves a new one.

He's going to send the beg tweet BEFORE starting the gameplay.

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In his Autistic Tweet Schedule Image™ he says he's going to do a DEEP DIVE into Gamepass content.

I went ahead and checked out what kind of DEEP DIVE would be possible with the Gamepass content available only on the Series X, and I just wanna say, this dude got fucking scammed to shit.

The Gamepass PC library is great. You get all kinds of indie games (that according to DSP simply don't exist), the remastered Age of Empires series, even goofy autistic shit that you could make a good stream out of if you had a sliver of talent or experience.

The Series X library is fucking garbage.

How many platformers are there?
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How many puzzle games are there?
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There's four pages of indie games, but as DSP shared yesterday, he basically doesn't believe these games exist and that there are no original, interesting, or unique games being released these days.

The rest of the Gamepass is either worthless shit like International Edition Cricket 19, or games he's already played, or multiplayer games he'll never play, or amazing hot games that are totally worth the cost of admission such as "BLiNX: The Time Sweeper" (2002). Everyone remembers Blinx the Time Sweeper right?

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TLDR DSP got fucking scammed because of course he got fucking scammed.
 
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UaineRunei said:
Sorry about the double post, but I think this deserves a new one.

He's going to send the beg tweet BEFORE starting the gameplay.

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And he will send another after 45 minutes or so when support is low. If he were more skilled in tech he should create a Tweet bot that tweets every hour or so to support him. But he should then include a rattling begging tin can. Support your local pigroach
 
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King of Super Casualized said:
In his Autistic Tweet Schedule Image™ he says he's going to do a DEEP DIVE into Gamepass content.

I went ahead and checked out what kind of DEEP DIVE would be possible with the Gamepass content available only on the Series X, and I just wanna say, this dude got fucking scammed to shit.

The Gamepass PC library is great. You get all kinds of indie games (that according to DSP simply don't exist), the remastered Age of Empires series, even goofy autistic shit that you could make a good stream out of if you had a sliver of talent or experience.

The Series X library is fucking garbage.

How many platformers are there?
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How many puzzle games are there?
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There's four pages of indie games, but as DSP shared yesterday, he basically doesn't believe these games exist and that there are no original, interesting, or unique games being released these days.

The rest of the Gamepass is either worthless shit like International Edition Cricket 19, or games he's already played, or multiplayer games he'll never play, or amazing hot games that are totally worth the cost of admission such as "BLiNX: The Time Sweeper" (2002). Everyone remembers Blinx the Time Sweeper right?

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TLDR DSP got fucking scammed because of course he got fucking scammed.
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What scam? He bought a shiny new toy for the purpose of buying a shiny new toy. It doing nothing just means he has more of an excuse to buy another shiny new toy sooner.
 
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LDoncic4MVP said:
4th place at Evo, 2nd place on KiwiFarms. At his peaks and at his lowest, he is never in first place. In this case, a literal mother fucker has him beat. Long live the Pig Roach, an eternal loser.
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Wrong! Well, here's the thing. Chris Chan is a troon which means he is mentally insane. That fact alone means that he never ever should have been allowed to enter this contest. He basically disqualified himself, alright? So... technically, it is me, ME! who takes the No. 1 spot at KiwiFarms. So in truth, I am the winner and the biggest VIP ever to get harrassed on that stupid forum. Sound good?
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil dropping Skyward Sword because "people are bored". So, let's see: Divinty 2 (people are bored), Call of Duty (people are bored), and now this.

Phil, I think you're confusing "people" with "you", and you being an idiot who has no idea what they're doing.

How long before Flight Simulator joins them?
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So I guess when Phil's fanbase wants him to stop playing a game, they contact him Behind The Scenes to request him to stop playing.
Which is odd, because his fans have been very, very vocal about him dropping Danganronpa and Mass Effect 3 because those playthroughs are fucking boring as he was playing them.
Silent Majority at it again, eh?
 
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Wrong! Well, here's the thing. Chris Chan is a troon which means he is mentally insane. That fact alone means that he never ever should have been allowed to enter this contest. He basically disqualified himself, alright? So... technically, it is me, ME! who takes the No. 1 spot at KiwiFarms. So in truth, I am the winner and the biggest VIP ever to get harrassed on that stupid forum. Sound good?
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In all seriousness though, with ChrisChan all but guaranteed to be shoved somewhere where he won't have access to the internet and his demented 'tisms won't be public, is Phil actually top billing for Kiwifarms now?

PieceofShet said:
Holy shit, im crying.

ITS PUBG TIME!!!
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Strike that iron while it's so fucking cold you could stick your tongue to it. Must be hoping he can attract a few retarded children that have access to their parent's wallets.
 
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Wrestling person here

bray was always that one person that they had a trigger to pull on but butt fumbled on every time

wrestlemania 30 - tries to make Cena the bad guy for months to the point he almost throws stairs at Wyatt, only to not need it and just win any LolCenaWins

wrestlemania 31 - carries an entire taker wrestlemania match before it ever starting by appearing on tv doing promos for months building it up only to get devastated. No more new face of fear

wrestlemania 32 - dies to rock (family does, not him lol) and doesn’t compete

Wrestlemania 33 - FINALLY got something by being wwe champion beating cena, styles, and ambrose (all established people) but falling to Orton after one of the worst wrestlemania matches (bugs appearing on mat, semen snake for orton) .

wrestlemania 34 - partnered with Matt , returns just to help Matt win the armbar…

THE FIEND: the abysmal hell in a cell match with Rollins, losing title to Goldberg, wins title back, losing it to Roman, being SET ON FIRE BY ORTON, and losing at recent mania to orton and Alexa.

…at least he beat cena…

bray should of been a star . They just butt fumbled him…
 
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