Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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TubeLord said:
Sockness, pls no.

(Sockness is a member of the Ween Enabling /rCultofCwc Reddit that Chris is a moderator on, and he seems to be a frequent commenter, why the mods haven't banned him is a mystery) and this is a recent comment from Jacob.
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He'll have to live in the same house with Chris for at least 6 months if he wants to pass his Section-8 voucher off to him. Would probably end up trying to rape Chris in that time.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
RIP CWC, he might as well go full troon and 41%, he might have been able to return to his birth place, but there's no coming back.
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Ain't no comin back from this, and he's probably going to spend time behind bars, whether he deserves it or not, and he definitely does for other shit than this that he completely got away with.

Fucking your mom is just one of those things you don't recover from. Ever.
 
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3 Cucks None The Richer said:
Oh fuck no, I'm talking about people like Null, the documentary youtubers, or the CWC wiki that actually had a tangible effort in pushing Chris's autism further and further- hence why I kept saying "SOME of you", I'm not sitting her saying "this is your fault random person who occasionally checks this thread!" Besides, I wasn't talking about any of this in a legal sense anyways, more of a moral sense if anything.

If you actually spoke to Chris on a regular basis and encouraged his delusions or contributed to any of the fundraisers or GoFundMes that could have in anyway increased his autistic "I'm so popular!" world view then I honestly think you're a fucking idiot if you were 'shocked' by this shitshow. The writing was on the wall for YEARS, how the fuck are some of you people so surprised that this autist went down the only path he ever could have possible gone down?
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So what you're saying is that Chris Chan fucking his mom was inevitable? There were no alternate choices, routes, or paths that could steer him away from him becoming a literal Oedipus Rex?
What writing on the wall was there that indicated the incest from years away?
I'd also like to point out there are lolcows out there as big as Chris and none of them managed to fuck their mother. So either you don't understand causality or Chris' destiny was always written and the game was rigged against him from the start??
 
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Paranoia Machine said:
You're right, It was because I laughed at a sped that he decided to fuck his mom.
I can't believe you managed to read between the lines and saw my subtle ploy of brainwashing him into fucking his mother through subliminal sounds in my laughter.
We here at Kiwifarms are so to blame for this we may as well have guided his peepee into her for him.
Give me a break, niglet. Have a tophat.
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1.) I said "SOME of you" for a reason, nice reading comprehension you cum guzzling window licker.

2.) I'm talking about people like Null, the documentary youtubers, or the CWC wiki that actually had a provably tangible effort in pushing Chris's autism further and further- The people who set up shit like the GoFundMes, the people who willing bought the medallions and coins, aka the people that you could argue actually encouraged Chris' infinite retardation.

I even mentioned all of this directly in the post and it still somehow went over your head, impressive.
 
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AnOminous said:
Ain't no comin back from this, and he's probably going to spend time behind bars, whether he deserves it or not, and he definitely does for other shit than this that he completely got away with.

Fucking your mom is just one of those things you don't recover from. Ever.
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Virginia law gives him a get out of jail free card for his retardation/autism. Where if he pleads guilty he can get probation and not go to jail or be institutionalized as long as the defense can prove his autism is responsible for why he behaves this way
 
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Imagine being some medical gynaecologist and you are sat in your lab one quiet night, browsing kiwi farms. You like your lolcows from DSP to Chris Chan to Linkara, when suddenly.

'Wake up, McGuire. We need you to look in this vagoo for signs of Sonichu semen.'

'Oh no, this is Barbara Chandler'

'Get in them rims real deep, boy. We need a positive ID.'

'I'm just here for the memes. No. Please.'
 
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TubeLord said:
Sockness, pls no.

(Sockness is a member of the Ween Enabling /rCultofCwc Reddit that Chris is a moderator on, and he seems to be a frequent commenter, why the mods haven't banned him is a mystery) and this is a recent comment from Jacob.
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Oh no, this is looking like a post-Null Troon Goddess roommate arc.
 
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