Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[ks99]

@GorrillaWarfare is this you?

Why do you & your fellow Wikipaedo’s, put things like:

“speculation of when Barbara lost her virginity, & we think Chris knew this story, but we don’t know why! Teehee,” in your allegedly, “professional, sourced, other bs,” bio’s & “articles?”
Why do that, then come here, & play at being some trusted, concerned, person?

You are trying to get us to do your shit work. Go ask them, flash your Wikipaedo credentials. Btw- verify yourself or no one will take you for much more than a troll.

Lurk more. Read forum & thread rules. If you want to be a part of things here, fine, cool, go do it properly, newfag. It’s not what you do, but how you do it (in general.) Stop shitting things up. End of friendly advice.

PS:
In the golden years newfaggots like you would of been halal'd within the week of registration and sent running back to the safety of your reddit and tumblr pages. To type up gaint walls of text about how the big bad K-Farmers are evil and you totally aren't bad like them, that your curiosity got the best of you. That you've let the rebellious urge to be naughty and edgy run through your veins, but at heart you are truly a good Christian boy.

Newfaggots like you and this kind of newfaggotry like thinking is what is ruining this website. You and your kin are the nail in the coffin of what was once the great Kiwi Farms (tm). You should be ashamed to call yourself a K-Farmer.

In fact, I bet you dont even call yourself one, do you? You’re ashamed aren't you? What would mommy and daddy say if they found out? What about your friends, your popularity? No, a newfaggot like you would never feel pride in their interactions with this community. Would never proudly wear their K-Farmer shirts in public. I have 4 official and 1 counterfeit, but thats besides the point because a newfaggot like you would never own a single one let alone wear it outside of the safety of their bedroom!

Fuck off newfaggot, fuck off all of you newfaggots. You sicken me.

Go do a kickflip into traffic.

Don't even humor them. It's an obvious troll; check their profile page. I caught them slipping "truth and honesty" into a post before they edited it out because it was too obvious.
The real GorillaWarfare is too much of a normie to pull this shit. Source: I'm a Wikipedian.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I said Chris probably thought a sex dream about his mom was God telling him it was cool. He carried on about his future daughter Crystal for years for the same damn reason. Foreseen long ago and ally deities and everything. Fucking A.

The delusion that dreams/nightmares can hold higher meaning is one of the most poisonous beliefs that people willingly support among others. Dreams don't mean shit.

 

[C0d3]

this explains a lot!

 

[ks99]

I bet Chris thought he was being slick when he told Null “she’s in the over 50s.” It’s almost like he wanted to be caught.

Read: "Also, you may note what I have told you of my lady friend so far and in future; I kinda want you to figure it out for yourself, as also the few others I’ve confided strictly with this detail. "
Yeah, he knew what he was doing.

 

[3MMA]

“…fascinating seethe…”

&

Eta: fascinating

 

[SWITCHBLADE?]

I really dont understand the "we have sex every 3 nights" thing... why every 3 days??

He knows how long many days it would take Barb to forget the last rape session would be my guess

 

[valence]

Strictly NOT SAFE FOR LIFE

 

[GorrillaWarfare]

He knows how long many days it would take Barb to forget the last rape session would be my guess

People with autism often find comfort in structured minutiae. While Chris is obviously incapable of long term planning, she does show the ability (and desire) for certain forms of structure. Maybe the timetabled routine of rape is part of their autism manifesting.

Of course, without professional insight, all of this is speculation.

 

[Fapcop]

>Chris said Null wasn't the only person he told. Were none of those people curious enough to investigate it?

Incidently, who is 10thanonymous? The leaks of their instagram leads one to believe they may have coaxed Chris into this - like an even more evil version of the Idea Guys. Null - do you want to chip in here?

I think I know who coaxed Chris into raping his own mom.

His name is... Chris!

And fuck man... Barbs vagina is probably still sore from getting pounded by his bent duck.

And here you are, already trying to come up with some “muh trolls coaxed him into it”-bullshit!

Do a flip onto a freeway, faggot.

she does show the ability (and desire) for certain forms of structure. Maybe the timetabled routine of rape is part of their autism manifesting.

Who is “she”... Barb?

“Their autism”? Are you suggesting that Barb was raped by a whole cabal of autists?

What a weird and confusing post!

Oh wait, that’s right! Gotta respect the pronouns of the True and Honest woman who raped “her” senile mom with a ladydick!

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

Ehm, technically no. Need I remind you:

“Condoms are being used in the intercourse!”

Which of course raises some questions, mainly WHY?

LGBTQIA+++ people and groups are constantly posting 'sexual health awareness' stuff on social media. It's fucking horrifying no matter what, of course, but he probably got the idea to be STI tested from this super sex positive Pride related content. If memory serves correctly Chris didn't always know the correct terms for female anatomy, and I'm betting that's where he learned those terms as well.

 

[valence]

This thread is 17 pages long but after reading the OP this shit stood out to me intensely.Mention of "ally deities" telling him to seek her out is 100% smelling of him being coaxed into thinking incest is ok by third parties in a manner similar to the ideaguys shit but infinitely worse and 100x more horrible.

definitely could be the case, I wonder how much role this 10thanonymous person plays, because they were involved in that CWC animation months back... sad to say though regardless of how much external influence, Chris always wanted to fuck his mom

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

It's been a long time since Chris tried to tell people about his new gal pal while being secretive about it.
As expected, he put too much confidence in his ability to trick people, and gave out way too much information.
Classic Chris. Never change. It's not like he has much of a choice.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Mr. Bones knows that there is a precise velocity at which the human body will die of gravitational forces, yet he never let's the ride get that wild.

Why won't he let it get that wild?

 

[Eryngium]

I bet Chris thought he was being slick when he told Null “she’s in the over 50s.” It’s almost like he wanted to be caught.

Same vibe I got especially the part about his life being like an anime fantasy, fucking disgusting.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Same vibe I got especially the part about his life being like an anime fantasy, fucking disgusting.

definitely reads like he wanted these people to figure it out, he wanted to brag and talk about it so bad but was slowly fishing for reactions it seems

 

[3MMA]

People with autism often find comfort in structured minutiae. While Chris is obviously incapable of long term planning, she does show the ability (and desire) for certain forms of structure. Maybe the timetabled routine of rape is part of their autism manifesting.

Of course, without professional insight, all of this is speculation.

In the golden years Wikipaedo’s like you would of been halal'd within the week of registration and sent running back to the safety of your Wikipaedia, reddit and tumblr pages. To type up gaint walls of text about how the big bad K-Farmers are evil and you totally aren't bad like them, that your curiosity got the best of you. That you've let the rebellious urge to be naughty and edgy run through your veins, but at heart you are truly a good Wikipaedo boy.

Wikipaedo’s like you and this kind of wikipaedestry like thinking is what is ruining this website. You and your kin are the nail in the coffin of what was once the great Kiwi Farms (tm). You should be ashamed to call yourself a K-Farmer.

In fact, I bet you dont even call yourself one, do you? You’re ashamed aren't you? What would mommy and daddy say if they found out? What about your friends, your popularity? No, a Wikipaedo like you would never feel pride in their interactions with this community. Would never proudly wear their K-Farmer shirts in public. I have 4 official and 1 counterfeit, but thats besides the point because a Wikipaedo like you would never own a single one let alone wear it outside of the safety of their bedroom!

Fuck off Wikipaedo, fuck off all of you Wikipaedo Editors. You sicken me.

Go do a kickflip into traffic.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

In the golden years Wikipaedo’s like you would of been halal'd within the week of registration and sent running back to the safety of your Wikipaedia, reddit and tumblr pages. To type up gaint walls of text about how the big bad K-Farmers are evil and you totally aren't bad like them, that your curiosity got the best of you. That you've let the rebellious urge to be naughty and edgy run through your veins, but at heart you are truly a good Wikipaedo boy.

Wikipaedo’s like you and this kind of wikipaedestry like thinking is what is ruining this website. You and your kin are the nail in the coffin of what was once the great Kiwi Farms (tm). You should be ashamed to call yourself a K-Farmer.

In fact, I bet you dont even call yourself one, do you? You’re ashamed aren't you? What would mommy and daddy say if they found out? What about your friends, your popularity? No, a Wikipaedo like you would never feel pride in their interactions with this community. Would never proudly wear their K-Farmer shirts in public. I have 4 official and 1 counterfeit, but thats besides the point because a Wikipaedo like you would never own a single one let alone wear it outside of the safety of their bedroom!

Fuck off Wikipaedo, fuck off all of you Wikipaedo Editors. You sicken me.

Go do a kickflip into traffic.

did GW verify? if not it's likely a troll sock

 

[Plague Dog]

@Null Well, on the other post I was willing to go with the 'tisms instead of lying (asking for money vs just taking it), but he straight up lied here, or close enough. He knowingly deceived you. Fuck him. Sorry this happened to you. With any luck, this nonsense can be used in court to prove that he knew right from wrong and is not criminally insane.

 

[StopSneeding]

We now have confirmation that what transpired went beyond non-penetrative sexual contact. Chris had sex with that gushin' granny gussy. Absolutely depraved. Chris has become the ultimate horrorcow.

 

[turdburger]

This is horrible.
Firstly, because allowing an adult retard to live in a dissociative fantasy world and exposing said retard to transgender ideology doublethink clearly results in moral disintegration and this kind of behavior.
And secondly, the realization that had he not been so fucking stupid as to brag about raping his senile mother to people on the Internet, his abuse of her would probably never have been discovered, which leads me to wonder how many incels living with elderly female relatives with declining mental faculties have got away with this before and continue to get away with it.
I feel bad for Null. The impression I had was that he just wanted to help a human piece of shit by rising above judging and recognizing the humanity within. Chris Chan in his ungratefulness and apparent wish to demonstrate the conquest of shit over humanity seems to have used the rape of his mother as a grotesque riddle to taunt him.