Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[King Kiwi]

I think the same thing as well, but we all know about Chris, he knows he is kicking 40, and this was his last-ditch effort fame. Isn't it strange that all of Chris' efforts at fame involve doing something utterly depraved.

Drawing Porn of Best Friend
Eating Semen
Fucking Blow Up Dolls
Getting Dick Pierced Twice
Taint Slashing
Sex with ma

There is something very dark about his personality that makes him act this way.

Mari...

Your signature prophecy came true!

And not one of Chris's did. Hm.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Pardon if this has been brought up before, but wasn't the Wallflower big in to incest fiction? The pictures I have seen of her she looks a little too close to her dad and said dad is nearly naked in most of the pictures. Just wearing a pair of old dude ballhugger shorts. Suppose she looks him up, appeased that he has come over to the Dark Side. Chris may not have to be homeless after all.

 

[King Homer⠀]

I suppose. I sometimes forget that even though we get up to some dumb shit this is one of the less retarded parts of the internet.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

Null tried to white knight Chris and got his ass burned. He was told not to and he still did it. If he gets subpoenaed he asked for it and a lot more.

Wouldn't say he was white knighting, insofar as he was being a volunteer tard wrangler; when really CwC needed someone in person to actually monitor his life and check in on him to, apparently, make sure that he wasn't raping his mother. Best case scenario is that he actually gets that with someone being court appointed now. Its likely going to be much, much worse for CwC though.

 

[Turbocuck]

If Chris met Sockness, Sockness would just rape him which would be pretty horrific.

Season 2 of the new horrowcow Chris era is Sockness getting himself locked up in the same protective custody unit as Chris so he can make him his bitch

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Pardon if this has been brought up before, but wasn't the Wallflower big in to incest fiction? The pictures I have seen of her she looks a little too close to her dad and said dad is nearly naked in most of the pictures. Just wearing a pair of old dude ballhugger shorts. Suppose she looks him up, appeased that he has come over to the Dark Side. Chris may not have to be homeless after all.

They could be swingers.

 

[Cuntster]

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[Doctor of Autism]

I wonder if Chris wanted this leaked so someone would do something about his utter depravity; maybe somewhere in the very vast corners of his mind he knew this was wrong and he wanted to get caught.

That would explain why he took it all so coolly; there's no way he couldn't have sus that this wouldn't get leaked.

M8s, we've been had.

Chris is the same delusional idiot who leads a cult centered around them getting super powers in an alternate dimension and believed that a drawing of him fingering Megan is better than saying it was an imaginary twin sister

 

[Kulee Baba]

Here is the stream where chris talks about attending an elder care class at his local hospital and leaned about dementia, he didnt do this for fun, it was for a reason.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Live_Game_Stream_-_C-Log_04272017

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Thank you, never watched that video. So let's sum up the conspiracy:

Barb is pretending to be senile likely for more government handouts & for CwC True & Honest fans to give them more pity bucks. She's also done a stunningly convincing job and she's been able to fool her own son who has gone on to most likely have sexual relations with his geriatric mother.

Does this really make sense to anyone? I get it we all followed Chris for a decade now and by all accounts she was a shitty parent. But you come on let's follow Occam's razor.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Well Chris has two problems right now: the incest/elder abuse, and the violation of the EPO. The second one is very clear cut - obviously, you can't steal money from someone who has an EPO against you. Even if Barb is entirely uncooperative with the authorities (which may or may not be the case - we will see), it's black-and-white that he violated the EPO. Might be a "cover up is worse than the crime" type of situation.

 

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

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This was before the leak. He was already secretly raping Barb already. This or the helicopter sex doll spin.

it's gonna be a nightmare looking back at everything chris has said for the past while with an even finer-toothed comb just to see how often he references how proud he is of repeatedly raping his mother

 

[DeeCeeBees]

They could be swingers.

Could you imagine the 4-way?

 

[ColtWalker1847]

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Can you think of anywhere that is less retarded than us? We are still retarded, just the least retarded.

 

[Male Idiot]

Just to be curios, is it possible that Barb exagerated a minor condition that got worse until its real?

Elderly can get off the rails fast. A year or two can make a self sufficient old lady into a veggie who can't recognise her own children , its rapid.

 

[TubeLord]

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This was before the leak. He was already secretly raping Barb already. This or the helicopter sex doll spin.

Oh nononono. >Massage

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Holy shit I just saw this, the idea that chris was sending you hints is both horribly disguising and hilarious.

 

[deodorant]

when really CwC needed someone in person to actually monitor his life and check in on him to, apparently, make sure that he wasn't raping his mother. Best case scenario is that he actually gets that with someone being court appointed now. Its likely going to be much, much worse for CwC though.

Imagine being the poor soul assigned by the government to tard-wrangle the world's most famous troon rapist. I hope they enjoy having a few thousand people know their name and asking them constantly if they've disinfected his taint wounds.

 

[Dynamic]

Wouldn't say he was white knighting, insofar as he was being a volunteer tard wrangler; when really CwC needed someone in person to actually monitor his life and check in on him to, apparently, make sure that he wasn't raping his mother. Best case scenario is that he actually gets that with someone being court appointed now. Its likely going to be much, much worse for CwC though.

Doesn't matter what you call it. Null was not just pozloading my negholep he was swimming in it. He started to fund raise for Chris and get seriously involved in his life. And why? Trolls remorse? Clout chasing? What possible reason did he have to get access to Chris's e-mail and start fund raising for him?

 

[King Homer⠀]

Can you think of anywhere that is less retarded than us? We are still retarded, just the least retarded.

you have 6000 posts in a forum dedicated to following the activity of mentally ill individuals and mocking them as their lives get more and more depressing. many farmers smarter than us have come to the conclusion that we're no better than they are at this point.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Holy shit I just saw this, the idea that chris was sending you hints is both horribly disguising and hilarious.

With Chris' theory of mind, he probably expected Null to say, "Oh my god, Chris, that's great! Congratulations! You're totally not a socially inept loser anymore, welcome to the fuckmommy club".