July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

Reddit making shit worse like normal.

Granted for humors sake and why he pulled cash isn't Barb his payee or controls his account?

Because at this point it would be a riot to see the tugboat blocked up.

Also as a car geek those things were trash day one sonichu himself must be holding that together thru pure will. Those things over heat a lot and pictures show the Chandler's one has/does.

Thing I most want to know if Chris is aware and melting down or just thinking this is a time out for grown ups expecting to be home soon and play catch up on his every 3 days hobby.
 
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Techpriest said:
SAR is “suspicious activity report.”

Chris is likely using Barb’s credentials right now, so if the police haven’t been in contact with the bank, there’s no reason for a SIR or SAR to be created. The transfer is for under 2k, so it’s not going to get a second glance really. Most likely, the cops really don’t give a fuck and don’t want to deal with talking to the bank for five minutes over 750 bucks.
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Okay its the same type of report just different terms.

I agree 100% that cops probably did nothing but I did just take a FEEVA refresher training and if Barb says its unauthorized, based on her age alone they would have to report it. Now though, if the cops are also considering the rape and incest, it might be a higher priority and they may have actually called.

If a cop called a bank I worked for and said they think my client's son is raping her and stealing from her, I'm filing that report even if I think the client opened the door to getting ripped off every step of way, because I would have too based on her age.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Reddit making shit worse like normal.

Granted for humors sake and why he pulled cash isn't Barb his payee or controls his account?

Because at this point it would be a riot to see the tugboat blocked up.

Also as a car geek those things were trash day one sonichu himself must be holding that together thru pure will. Those things over heat a lot and pictures show the Chandler's one has/does.

Thing I most want to know if Chris is aware and melting down or just thinking this is a time out for grown ups expecting to be home soon and play catch up on his every 3 days hobby.
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I wish he would have made his epic journey in the BMW, wherever that ended up. IIRC, it was a cloth top. He could have done a "Thelma and Louise" off a cliff. Minus Thelma. Or Louise. Or whatever he chooses to be.
 
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Plague Dog said:
Yes. He plans to go to the mall and buy stupid crap because that's what he always does and he doesn't have access to his toys for 5 days. The Regency mall is apparently bigger than fashion square. Those are his devious plans.
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It figures Chris would go to his happy place when he's in trouble.

...oh God, this is going to end like Of Mice and Men, isn't it? "Look at the mall, Chris."
 
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Techpriest said:
SAR is “suspicious activity report.”

Chris is likely using Barb’s credentials right now, so if the police haven’t been in contact with the bank, there’s no reason for a SIR or SAR to be created. The transfer is for under 2k, so it’s not going to get a second glance really. Most likely, the cops really don’t give a fuck and don’t want to deal with talking to the bank for five minutes over 750 bucks.

EDIT: This also happened on a weekend, and most financial stuff where I am closes shop after about 1 or 2 pm on Saturday to calls and business. The cops might not have yet been able to get in contact with the bank yet. By the time they looked over Null’s email, it might have been too late in the day to do something.
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You niggas are forgetting that Barbs and Chris’s bank accounts (and financials) are probably hopelessly entwined.

Cash going back and forth constantly, both having access to the others accounts.

No algorithms will go off, and even if it’s a breach of his restraining order, chances are a court will deal with it before the bank ever does.
 
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Danger said:
Okay its the same type of report just different terms.

I agree 100% that cops probably did nothing but I did just take a FEEVA refresher training and if Barb says its unauthorized, based on her age alone they would have to report it. Now though, if the cops are also considering the rape and incest, it might be a higher priority and they may have actually called.

If a cop called a bank I worked for and said they think my client's son is raping her and stealing from her, I'm filing that report even if I think the client opened the door to getting ripped off every step of way, because I would have too based on her age.
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I just have to do BSA training, no FEEVA, as I don’t interact directly with customers. Thanks for the info.
 
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New pic of the car, still in Richmond. At least it's parked properly now.
EDIT. Another photo, same place, different redditfag.
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Pvt. Real G said:
Oh boy that reddit page is blowing up, his location seems to be confirmed to be the Regency Inn in Richmond. Wonder why he would go all the way to Richmond to hide, like is he really that notorious that charlottesville people actually recognize him?
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Must be symbolic: Chris and Bob went to live in Richmond after Greene County Elementary "persecuted" Chris.
 
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MrTroll said:
I hope they find Chris floating face-down in the hotel pool. And if the hotel doesn't have a pool I hope they find him floating face-down in some other body of water that is deep enough to drown in.
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You assume that the pool would still have water after he falls in it. If Chris did decide to off himself in that fashion, the cause of death would be from him smacking dry concrete face-first at the pool's bottom.

The car now being parked properly tells me that Chris either left to come back later, or was told by hotel management to straighten up his car.
 
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