Chris has been arrested

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feedtheoctopus said:
He's gonna be segregated from everybody else, assuming they actually put him in the women's jail and aren't just putting "female" so they can avoid having to deal with the stupid nonsense that is gender politics in the context of fucking prison. No way in hell they're gonna give a "woman" as big as chris a female celly after he just got arrested for raping his elderly mother.

But yes, if they put chris in gen pop with female prisoners they will probably beat the living fuck out of him the moment he walks into the shower with his weird erection
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Considered this is a sexual assault at best, He'd probably be put with other women (assuming women's prison) who've also committed sexual offenses.

Even then, he still wouldn't make it.
 
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Christory is over. Jailstory has begun.
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Bets on how long till inmates notice "she" is a 'boyfriend-free-girl'? ;) Don't drop the soap, CWC.
 
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Bedlam said:
Leaving my mark. So years later my grandson can look at me with eyes full of stars saying, "Grandpa, tell me again how wild the internet once was and the ending of Chris chan again."
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And that grandson was the child of Barb's daughter crystal who was born in early 2022.
 
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shitcrash said:
still can't get my head around how calm Chris was, There's no way he's actually comprehending how fucked he is. He must think this is going to be more of the same type of encounter he's had with the law before; court appearances, a fine and everything goes back to how it was before..... but this time he's most probably being detained for breaking an EPO while being under suspicion of raping his own mother. :cryblood:
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This lends a lot to the idea that Chris doesn't know what he did was rape.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
Honestly, a lot of people would have pegged Chris for a pedophile, but he ended up being almost the polar opposite.
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Unless I'm misremembering, Chris tried kissing the kids in the Teen Troon Squad. Chris is just horny and will go for the people who will have trouble/can't really say no. Such is the path of horny degens.
 
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Christory only ends when Chris is dead. It is not over.
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You're not wrong, cuz even if Chris winds up in a facility where social media isn't really a possibility, he's well known enough that we'll probably end up with some staff member recognising him and posting an update after a few years of nothing.
 
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