Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Gensdupays]

Why doesn't this whiny little sperg have the verified banner yet?

I'd enjoy seeing his conspiracy about how Null ties into everything.

 

[Strelok]

No, I wouldn't do that. I don't sperg out in front of little children like that. Besides, she's part of the show's target demographic, so I wouldn't get too upset. Hell, last week, I even had Tara Strong sign my Fairly Oddparents DVD and acted relatively normal in front of her, fully aware that there'd be people in the line wanting to show off their Twilight Sparkle cosplays or whatnot to her. I don't act like "the raging autist" in public like you'd expect me to be.

Did you escape from the world of 1984, because you have the art of doublethink down to a goddamn science my friend.

 

[2003]

One thing people on this thread missed, is that people in the special education system (at least in America, not sure about other countries) often stay in high school until they are 21 (when the school has to let them go.) Given x86x2's um... interesting way of conducting himself, I'd be surprised if he wasn't kept in high school a couple extra years.

 

[x86x2]

One thing people on this thread missed, is that people in the special education system (at least in America, not sure about other countries) often stay in high school until they are 21 (when the school has to let them go.) Given x86x2's um... interesting way of conducting himself, I'd be surprised if he wasn't kept in high school a couple extra years.

Nope, only stayed there until I was 18 then transferred to uni after that. It does explain why I saw people older than me with juvenile interests, though.

 

[2003]

Nope, only stayed there until I was 18 then transferred to uni after that. It does explain why I saw people older than me with juvenile interests, though.

While I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt (inb4 37 autistic, optimistc ratings), I don't understand the last sentence. Do you think that people who like barney never graduate high school? Or that people who like barney magically start hating it when they leave the school system?

You are one to talk about having juvenile interests, haven't you sperged about a bunch of kids shows in this very thread. I mean, I wouldn't really care considering I sperg about juvenile shit like that all the time, except you're a grade a hypocrite desperately looking for a way to prove how much "better" you are then other autists. Word of advice, stop trying to compare yourself with more severely autistic people to make yourself feel better, it only makes you look even more autistic.

 

[Anus]

Also, from that TV Tropes post I linked.

My sig is from Cannibal Corpse's Beyond The Cemetery, thus describing my thoughts on this. All I can say is.. Help me before I become the person I hate.

So you quoted a death metal band in your signature because you can relate to them? A death metal band notorious for having over-the-top, extremely violent lyrics?

For those who don't know, here are the lyrics to the song in question.

Spoiler: lyrics

Nude and violated I raped the life from her body
Lying dead the insects bite her pale skin
My marks of torture
Left on my daughter
Body badly beaten
I remember
My ropes and chains
Bruised her arms and legs
I wiped her blood on my face
Her tender body I disgraced
Slow strangulation

Her neck twisted and broken
Abdominal lacerations
Blood pouring from
Abrasions

Control of the mind
Feelings left behind
Dreaming inner hate
I create an alternate state of the grave
Scared to death
Homicidal premonitions
Horror fills you
As your soul is ripped from you
Dreaming my dream of death
I cast the spell
Intertwine your mind with mine
Dreams become reality
Enhancing the imagination
Murder is my infatuation
Killing off generations

Families torn to pieces
But the one they love
Possessed by another
My pleasure is to murder

Entering your dreams
Through my spell they will bleed
Night after night
Reoccuring killings

Sleep

Someone wake me
From this nightmare
I've become my darkest fear

Awaken to the sight
Of your hacked up family
Their spirits are trapped
Beyond the cemetary

Bodies rotting, but I'm not sleeping
Scream you're not dreaming
Someone wake me
Form this nightmare
I've become my darkest fear
Came to life
In my mind
A world of darkness
Forever sleeping in this coffin
Eternally dreaming...

Forever sleeping in this coffin
Eternally dreaming...

Dreaming...
Dreaming...
Dreaming...
Dreaming...
Eternally...

Dreaming...

I don't know whether that's horrifying or autistic as fuck. Either way it cements you as a supreme edgelord, if your eugenics advocacy didn't.

 

[x86x2]

I don't understand the last sentence. Do you think that people who like barney never graduate high school? Or that people who like barney magically start hating it when they leave the school system?

No, they have graduated high school, but are still people beyond help who will most likely continue their fanboyish behaviour towards Barney until god knows when. I only really made that statement for those people unaware of how autist education works in the school system. Either way, they'll continue this behaviour through their life skills classes or community college or whatever.

You are one to talk about having juvenile interests, haven't you sperged about a bunch of kids shows in this very thread. I mean, I wouldn't really care considering I sperg about juvenile shit like that all the time, except you're a grade a hypocrite desperately looking for a way to prove how much "better" you are then other autists.

Well, to be fair, I kind of did that because I thought it would make myself look better, showing that I just have a real hatred towards Barney, and not towards EVERYTHING that could be considered remotely childish. I always thought it was better to show admiration towards those that put actual effort into it, and not towards those that didn't.

There have been studies about the effectiveness and benefit of children watching Barney, and they've been posted in here. I'm more inclined to believe a peer-reviewed study by experts with many years of experience in their field than some mentally ill 4chan troll who can't keep shit to himself. So you're objectively wrong about it being bad for kids, apparently. It's the opposite.

If we were to just believe that however, we'd have to ignore the numerous Barney parodies made over the years and call Barney-hating a meme, like how Primus fans show their devotion towards the band by saying their catchphrase, "Primus sucks".

 

[Bugaboo]

No, I wouldn't do that. I don't sperg out in front of little children like that. Besides, she's part of the show's target demographic, so I wouldn't get too upset. Hell, last week, I even had Tara Strong sign my Fairly Oddparents DVD and acted relatively normal in front of her, fully aware that there'd be people in the line wanting to show off their Twilight Sparkle cosplays or whatnot to her. I don't act like "the raging autist" in public like you'd expect me to be.

Too upset eh? So you cry on the inside when you see a kid wearing a pony shirt rather than scream in their face?
Why the flying fuck do you care so fucking much about what people watch. Like ponies I can understand not liking them and getting annoyed at bronies because they're fucking stupid, but no one in the universe who watches is going around posting images of Barney in unrelated threads and making Barney OCs that fuck Barney.

No, they have graduated high school, but are still people beyond help who will most likely continue their fanboyish behaviour towards Barney until god knows when. I only really made that statement for those people unaware of how autist education works in the school system. Either way, they'll continue this behaviour through their life skills classes or community college or whatever.

How many times do we have to say this. They like Barney because it's simple, colorful and fun for children. They have the minds of young children and they can't comprehend more adult shit. I mean, it can help teach them simple social skills in a way that engages them and it entertains their child-like minds. So just shut the fuck up and let them enjoy their purple dinosaur.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

No, they have graduated high school, but are still people beyond help who will most likely continue their fanboyish behaviour towards Barney until god knows when. I only really made that statement for those people unaware of how autist education works in the school system. Either way, they'll continue this behaviour through their life skills classes or community college or whatever.


Well, to be fair, I kind of did that because I thought it would make myself look better, showing that I just have a real hatred towards Barney, and not towards EVERYTHING that could be considered remotely childish. I always thought it was better to show admiration towards those that put actual effort into it, and not towards those that didn't.


If we were to just believe that however, we'd have to ignore the numerous Barney parodies made over the years and call Barney-hating a meme, like how Primus fans show their devotion towards the band by saying their catchphrase, "Primus sucks".

Holy fuck, who gives a shit if they like Barney or not. I'm obviously a massive Touhou sperg but I don't fucking shove it down everyone's throats. If they aren't forcing people to watch Barney then why do you give a fuck?

Do you not realize that YOU are the autistic one here? You are the one obsessing over a pink dinosaur that was cancelled years ago and YOU are the one going around yelling at people for liking things you don't. This has NEVER made you look better. You could be screaming about how they should be watching Citizen Kane or some shit and you would still be autistic for trying to police someone's tastes.

They may have bad taste, but they have the common sense to not have their entire existence revolve around a fucking purple dinosaur suit. Do you seriously have anything in your life that somehow doesn't involve Barney?

I mean, by god man, there are fucking bronies, furries, and fucking Gemtlemen that don't obsess over their goddamn cartoon as much as you do, and you don't even like Barney.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

There's even a limit to obsessively hating Bronies (who would give up college to observe bronies), its quite a climb to the top of that hill but it's not hard to ignore Bronies and move on.

 

[Gensdupays]

If we were to just believe that however, we'd have to ignore the numerous Barney parodies made over the years and call Barney-hating a meme, like how Primus fans show their devotion towards the band by saying their catchphrase, "Primus sucks".

Are you seriously telling me to listen to Internet memes over professional research?

 

[x86x2]

Are you seriously telling me to listen to Internet memes over professional research?

No, I was merely stating how the so-called "evidence" that Barney might possibly be a good show doesn't stack up against the number of people who hate it.

 

[Gensdupays]

No, I was merely stating how the so-called "evidence" that Barney might possibly be a good show doesn't stack up against the number of people who hate it.

Your opinion is worth less than someone who has studied for years and worked with their peers to conduct research to the point where what you think doesn't matter.

 

[Bugaboo]

No, I was merely stating how the so-called "evidence" that Barney might possibly be a good show doesn't stack up against the number of people who hate it.

You're a fucking retard
Top researchers are wrong and 10 year olds who sing Jingle Bells Batman Smells and I Hate You, You Hate Me, Lets Go Out and Kill Barney are right.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

No, I was merely stating how the so-called "evidence" that Barney might possibly be a good show doesn't stack up against the number of people who hate it.

Dude, for the longest living time you have harbored some blood lusting hatred towards a show that you can't even muster up a funny rageful response towards. It's almost scary at this point. You should be doing your homework and not obsessing over cartoons. But alas.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

No, I was merely stating how the so-called "evidence" that Barney might possibly be a good show doesn't stack up against the number of people who hate it.

There are fucking memes for Star Wars, Citizen Kane, a Song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, and even goddamn Shakespeare. It's the Internet. People take the piss out of everything.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I have to hand it to you x86x, witnessing a Brony in his late twenties tour around his hoarded out MLP Collection on YouTube, who 'squeaked' and nearly broke into insanity towards the end, seems a lot more rational than trying to aggressively pick apart a show which its denominator aims towards audiences under the age of 2. Add to that, poking fun at Bronies is a lot more rational than making it your life goal to destroy Barney for fucks sake. I'm sure Barney's age range was around that. You can't spend more than a few seconds talking about it without saying too much or what you're doing, over-analyzing the fuck out of it. Again, digest this fact, its audience is actually ages 3 and up. You can never explain your hate boner for this for that age range in general, it isn't worth it.

 

[x86x2]

They may have bad taste, but they have the common sense to not have their entire existence revolve around a fucking purple dinosaur suit.

You are clearly unaware of the people I've seen. Trust me, that one fag on Youtube I mentioned earlier who goes by the name of BarneyIn2014/Daniel Jurafsky, who literally uploads several videos a day of Barney would tell me otherwise.

Do you seriously have anything in your life that somehow doesn't involve Barney?

Of course, I do. Either you're not aware of it, or you know what else I do but my hatred towards Barney seems to overshadow it.

You should be doing your homework and not obsessing over cartoons. But alas.

Yes, I really should be, but this is the state of the world that we live in as we know it, and thus I feel the need to get shit out of the way.

You can't spend more than a few seconds talking about it without saying too much or what you're doing, over-analyzing the fuck out of it.

Well, I wouldn't be if there weren't people literally going around saying that Barney is "quality entertainment" or "severely underrated" as if they were praising Firefly or something, so naturally I'm gonna try to pick apart what the show does wrong in order to make themselves think otherwise. I really shouldn't be doing this, but again, people are retarded enough to actually believe this.

 

[Gensdupays]

You are clearly unaware of the people I've seen. Trust me, that one fag on Youtube I mentioned earlier who goes by the name of BarneyIn2014/Daniel Jurafsky, who literally uploads several videos a day of Barney would tell me otherwise.


Of course, I do. Either you're not aware of it, or you know what else I do but my hatred towards Barney seems to overshadow it.


Yes, I really should be, but this is the state of the world that we live in as we know it, and thus I feel the need to get shit out of the way.


Well, I wouldn't be if there weren't people literally going around saying that Barney is "quality entertainment" or "severely underrated" as if they were praising Firefly or something, so naturally I'm gonna try to pick apart what the show does wrong in order to make themselves think otherwise. I really shouldn't be doing this, but again, people are retarded enough to actually believe this.

You're retarded enough to give them the time of day and give a shit.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

You are clearly unaware of the people I've seen. Trust me, that one fag on Youtube I mentioned earlier who goes by the name of BarneyIn2014/Daniel Jurafsky, who literally uploads several videos a day of Barney would tell me otherwise.


Of course, I do. Either you're not aware of it, or you know what else I do but my hatred towards Barney seems to overshadow it.

That's fantastic that you know obsessive Barneyspergs. It doesn't make you any less autistic for hating on them.

I mean, seriously dude, you've mentioned several times in your thread how several things are "tainted" because you associate them with Barney and how you will seriously neglect your studies and your lectures to shitpost 4chan about Barneyfags. Your hatred for Barney shouldn't be overshadowing anything.