Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Is that a fucking fly swatter wrapped in saran wrap or packing tape?
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chimpSculpture_ said:
If anything should be mailed to Cobes it should be a new hat, it's just embarrassing seeing him walk around with that crusty piece of felt and I'm not even wearing it.
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He's been sent hat after hat after hat for years and he doesn't wear them, he rarely tries them on and even more rarely shows them on camera.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
It's packing tape. Kobes is a minimalist
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My favorite part about the minimalist flyswatter is that it's utterly useless at swatting flies since the tape covers up half of the holes that break the wind resistance.

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He's been sent hat after hat after hat for years and he doesn't wear them, he rarely tries them on and even more rarely shows them on camera.
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On one of his first fan mail streams, someone said that they sent him an exact version of the wicker goth cowboy hat that he wore before the current goth prospector hat. I do remember seeing a hat that looked vaguely familiar. I guess the one he's wearing now is like a gothic security blanket.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
My favorite part about the minimalist flyswatter is that it's utterly useless at swatting flies since the tape covers up half of the holes that break the wind resistance.


On one of his first fan mail streams, someone said that they sent him an exact version of the wicker goth cowboy hat that he wore before the current goth prospector hat. I do remember seeing a hat that looked vaguely familiar. I guess the one he's wearing now is like a gothic security blanket.
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That wicker goth cowboy hat with the skull on it is on Amazon for like $25.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Josh's Chris Chan rap is an instant classic.
The cow crossover has been pretty intense recently. Ethan Ralph filming CWC's arrest too, is this what it's like when cows collide?
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Pretty much. Ethan’s been looking for his comeback for a bit, his own Guntdemption arch, if you will. I think he’s found something to work off of now.

But…..you know how it is. He’s a Greek tragedy. He will build wings made of horseshit and single ply toilet paper and eventually fly too close to the sun.
 
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ThrowawayForCobra said:
I think he’s found something to work off of now.
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I don't think it's going to be very long before he has to start reminding people that he was the one that filmed it because people aren't going to end up giving a shit. They're already cropping his killstream overlay out of the pictures going around.

On another note, Homeboy Darf has opened his own merch store. Further proof of how short he is can be seen in reference to him standing in the doorway.

 
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Courtney did a live stream tonight and Josh joined at some point. Goldfinger and Warlord where both there.

We learned that both goldfinger and warlord where both in jail/ prison recently and spent the majority of it "in the hole". Goldfinger was pretty lit. Pretty funny content honestly.

Josh is actually still streaming/ sleeping on the stream with Richie Relt. I guess Courtneys power went out or something and they're just sitting there for some reason instead of ending the stream.

Warlord vs Goldfinger

Courtney's livestream


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Dick Pooman said:
On another note, Homeboy Darf has opened his own merch store. Further proof of how short he is can be seen in reference to him standing in the doorway.
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Darf stole a Paper Mario rendition of him from reddit, and is now selling it as his own. Also Darf does not understand alpha/transparent layers, just like Josh. Amazing.
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Here's Kobes' latest streams
Start:
Shows off what he ordered. Getting Tee Spring money tomorrow or the next day.
1:20:
Eats fries. He's pissed off at Chris chan. It still annoys him that people say he eats burgers like apples. Drinks his fries.
6:48:
Trying the garlic King burger.
7:58:
Eats burger like an apple. He says it's good but he would put extra cheese and ranch on it.
9:09:
Cross section action. Burger King #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement fly trying to steal his burger. Eats his burger like an apple.
13:48:
Saving some of the burger for later. Talks about burger King milkshakes.
15:00:
Trying the oreo shake. He likes it. Back to the burger. He's really making the effort to do an actual food review. Doesn't have money for booze, maybe when he gets his Tee spring money. Booze is a want. Back to the burger.
23:25:
He tried to do this review yesterday but didn't like how it turned out so had to do it again.
Start:
Warlord in the house. They are sipping on water and tea. Reads chat.
2:33:
Warlord explains how he made Guinness in jail. Kobes transfers money from his Patreon because his bank account is low. Warlord mooching for cbd.
4:47:
Kobes asks Warlord questions about jail from chat. Warlord Mumbles the answers. Can't make out what he said.
7:19:
Warlord mooching tobacco. Kobes reading chat.
12:50:
Kobes asks if Warlord has any crazy jail stories and Warlord Mumbles unintelligible responses.
17:17:
Warlord learned how to make gunpowder in jail. Kobes Reads chat. Says Warlord nit on probation. Kobes is straight for of age women that are alive.
20:06:
There's a fly on Kobes' sleeve.
20:40:
Checks his PayPal. Shout outs to people who gave him money. Reading chat.
24:33:
Checks his PayPal again and shout out for a person who donated. Texting. Warlord goes out for a smoke.
27:21:
Warlord returns. Kobes is reading chat and texting.
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Warlord is still there. They have beer now. Family guy voices. Kobes spent all his money on Bud light platinum and shit to mix it with. His drink combination is called chaotic platinum. Kobes is reading chat.
2:36:
Duck Chris chan ge git arrested. Barb should go in a home. Elderly abuse makes him sick. Drink. Doesn't care about going bald.
7:10:
Warlord goes out for a smoke. Kobes 8s Reading chat. Kobes is glad Chris chan got arrested.
8:47:
Warlord returns. Warlord asks for a kratom pill. Kobes gives him one but says he shouldn't be drinking while taking them.
12:55:
Kobes explains Chris chan fucking his mom to Warlord. Warlord Mumbles some shit cobra clearly doesn't give a fuck about.
17:55:
Warlord goes out for a smoke. Kobes is waiting patiently for his of age girlfriend. Gender relations.
19:29:
Warlord returns. Mooches more beer off Kobes.
27:44:
Fuck rape. Kobes is reading chat.
29:00:
Warlord announces he's officially divorced. Shout to cobra's "3" year dry spell.
32:09:
Kobes reminds Warlord not to smoke indoors. Tenacious d. Someone suggests a chris chan diss rap. Warlord mooches more beer.
39:21:
Chris chan diss rap freestyle
44:00:
Talking shit about Chris chan.
46:25:
Warlord goes out for another smoke.
46:56:
Poot
48:28:
Smoke break.
57:30:
Returns. Reads chat.
59:09:
Chi ball

Here's the Fuck Chris Chan Freestyle



New Spooky Tuning
 
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