Chris has been arrested

[HenricoPD]

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Oh dear..

 

[metroid_fetish]

I made a helpful guide for journalists, newfags, and pretend internet lawyers.

 

[Learned Hand]

He won’t be put in GP with the rest of them. He’s too tarded, trans, and a sex offender. He’ll be put in PC, which is the best thing for him because even when you take out the charges and the trans stuff his personality is that of someone who wouldn’t survive in prison. They’d eat him alive.

Wealthy financiers and people like Chris are why minimum security prisons exist. His stint in jail right now waiting for arraignment is likely going to be the worst time he will serve. No one is going to catch additional time in a min security lockup or risk going to a medium/high security and lose their five star jail time with perks over some private pyle trans blob.

I really feel like some people here have watched way too much Oz.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Even after being arrested Chris is still making more on Patreon than Cole:

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who the fuck is giving him money and why

 

[FMW13]

"The court calls it's next witness to the stand" :audible gasps from the courtroom:

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Please let this happen . Let it be like the Colin Ferguson trial

 

[Vamp Soulja]

On some level he must still love his mother

I think if Cole has anything even resembling a heart he's coming down to VA to smoke Chris

 

[Bigmanontheblock]

Mary Lee Walsh has finally won. Long live the queen.

 

[anon4890201]

I'd love some low tier news channel like Crime Watch Daily or something report on this, make a mini-documentary with all of the dramatics and just start knocking on doors to interview people. It'd be fucking hilarious

 

[ANobody]

Oh my god i was trying to figure out where the 11 counts of rape figure came from and I only now realized Chris was fucking his mom like clockwork every three days. Holy shit, Chris even in your degeneracy your autism takes center stage

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

I'd love some low tier news channel like Crime Watch Daily or something report on this, make a mini-documentary with all of the dramatics and just start knocking on doors to interview people. It'd be fucking hilarious

Man, I want a crime watch daily episode on Chris narrated by chris hansen.

That would be the cleanest, best pleasure.

 

[dramamine]

Here's a horrifying thought.

Its well known that rape cases are often hard to prove because basic hygiene practices can destroy DNA evidence. Just taking a shower washes away evidence.

Regarding known hygiene practices in the Chandler house, there was probably plenty of evidence to gather.

chris told null that he had been using condoms

 

[Quixotic Man]

Mary Lee Walsh has finally won. Long live the queen.

This is all Walsh's fault.

Chris was THIS close to snaring a non-black boyfriend free girl, and he tore up his sign and shattered his heart.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Just a reminder and realization I had... this was the catalyst just like BLARMs before it...

 

[Commie Mommy Domme]

I don't think being locked up in jail will affect the tugboat. I think if he goes to prison he loses the tugboat tho.

His state benefits will get cut off by a month into incarceration, but they can start up again after he gets out. Not sure if he has to reapply; considering Bob was the one that set up all the state benefits/tard tugboat, I don't think Chris would have the wherewithal to go through the bureaucratic frustration of the DPSS.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Fellas, we gotta bust him out.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

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Oh, jesus fucking christ.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Fellas, we gotta bust him out.

Chris has done enough bustin' over the last few months.

 

[Ahriman]

Extremely insightful and relevant

This is a pretty good approximation of how he'd be treated in women's prison.

EDIT: they might be referring to Deleon, look it up.

Murder of Thomas and Jackie Hawks - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Video Skylar Deleon legally becomes a woman while on death row: Part 11

Author Caitlin Rother said Skylar is now wearing women's clothes. A former detective said she's taking hormones and has petitioned for gender reassignment surgery.

abcnews.go.com

Skylar Deleon Now: Where Is the Yacht Murderer Today in 2021?

Skylar Deleon is a convicted transgender murderer who was sentenced to death in the murders of Tom and Jackie Hawks on their yacht, the Well Deserved. Deleon's name was legally changed from Skylar Julius Deleon to Skylar Preciosa Deleon, and Deleon's gender was officially changed to female in 2019.

heavy.com

Former Child Star Turned Criminal Wanted A Sex Change So Badly, He Tried To Do It Himself

Some children grow up in homes filled with laughter, happiness and love, but sadly for others, what they endure is the complete opposite. For Skylar Deleon, not only was his home filled with anger, abuse

www.trueactivist.com

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

It

Oh, jesus fucking christ.
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Its fake

 

[GoGo]

Finally