CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

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Rose of Dawn said:
I’m impressed he hasn’t cracked yet. Sure, he thinks the MERGE IS ON, but this must be one of the longest periods he’s been away from his vidya, ponies and legos.
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He's probably convinced the merge is going to happen, or he cracked so hard that he literally stopped living in reality, his head and his illusions only being his truth.
 
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AthenaBoo said:
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New photo at new jail.
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He doesn't have the brainpower to process what just happened. He's retreated to the Cwcville mall and left his body on auto-pilot, under instruction to smile like a retard when his picture is taken.

Now if only they could cut off that clump of greasy seaweed that's still dangling from his head, he would look better than he ever did in the past 8 years.
 
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UncleFuckAss said:
>Chris is obviously unhinged
>Evidence comes out that the weens manipulated him into fucking barb
>they go to prison
>he gets set free
>barb stays in nursing home
>we finally get true and honest chris chan unleashed

BASED timeline
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You forgot the part where Chris sues the living fuck out of the trolls (most of whom turn out to be the basement dwelling spawn of rich, California Democrats.)

Chris will also make big bucks on the Barb sextapes, end up as a multimillionaire, and repay all his debts to Null and others many times over. Just as foretold.

He will stay at 14 Branchland Court (which will continue to look like a dump) but build a gold throne for himself.

The house will be full of actors in Sonichu costumes that Chris pays handsomely for making his imaginary world come true.

(And of course lots of boyfriend free girls, attending to Chris’s pleasure multiple times a day.)

Kiwi Farms will transform into a forum celebrating OPL’s success. Most trolls and redditors commit mass-suicide as they refuse to live in a timeline where Chris has the last laugh.

SUPER BASED TIMELINE.
 
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SpumbleSplabloo said:
This is speculative, but I think the reason he's smiling in all his mugshots is that they told him they were going to take his picture, and you're supposed to smile for pictures.
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Exactly what I think too. Unfortunate that he doesn't know that smiling in a mugshot is bad juju. I bet they'll use it against him if it comes up.
 
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SpumbleSplabloo said:
This is speculative, but I think the reason he's smiling in all his mugshots is that they told him they were going to take his picture, and you're supposed to smile for pictures.
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This sounds like quintessential Chris-autism at work.

Gotta say though... Still a marked difference from his OG mugshot that could have been titles harrumph.jpg.

Is Chris getting used to these periodical run-ins with the justice system?

Or is it regular sex with Barb that has made him so content and happy lately?!


I mean fuck... Even during the arrest there was no hedgehog defensive mode.
Chris just took it on the chin and made some general “Have faith, my followers!” statements, sounding like a niggo mayor being hauled away on corruption/crack charges.

Is it just me or is Chris in an unusually content and stable state of mind lately?
 
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GypsyBard said:
Dude it's Chris you know for a fact he confessed

Hell he probably confessed multiple times in great detail on the car ride to jail

You know he is not smart enough to simply shut up and ask for a lawyer in fact I would be surprised if he asked for a lawyer at all

To be honest they probably didn't even interrogate him they probably just sat him down and within 20 minutes he told them every single thing down to the minute detail including dates and times

I honestly would put money down that Chris already handed them the case on a silver platter and that no real investigation has to even take place because literally any question they would have he would answer
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I think that is the most likely scenario, yes. He's the kind of person who might very well make unprompted statements (not subject to Miranda suppression) because he can't help himself. Most likely he would try to be 'devious' in the same way he was with Null in the girlfriend messages. This would not work well for him as investigators will parse through and trip him up easily since they, unlike Null at the the time, already have strong evidence that he's a motherfucker.

I do think there's an outside chance that he shuts up and speaks to a lawyer who closes down chances for interrogation. I'm guessing Null warned him to do this before the SHTF. Who knows if he had a brief moment of sanity to say the words "I want to speak to a lawyer" rather than trying to somehow manipulate the cops.
 
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