POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Aerilon6]

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Joined Today. Why am I not surprised newfag. Where are they all coming from? Should Null disable making new accounts until further notice?

I already love him. Negative reaction score people are the best. They don't give a shit about conforming to the retarded customs of the echo chambers they poke for fun. This is what based really means: shitting into a community that is so obsessesed with internet stalking and doxxing mfer weirdos.

Woah there buster, might want to take a breath and do a few spins in your office chair, there's no need for that sort of language

California #1. You're awesome poncho.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

you think a small town is going to let a tranny get away with raping his mother? this is small town america were talking about

It's really about ethics in raping moms of rural America

 

[Optimus Prime]

I dont even care to speculate anymore, I just want some more updates, Literally just give me anything at this point

Reminds me of the days after the macing incident where we were all on the edge of our seat for the hearings.

"continuance...continuance...oh, they fucked up the paperwork so CONTINUANCE..."

So far the only difference right now is that Chris is going to stay in jail before the first time meeting the judge.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

As long as he’s allowed to keep to himself, Chris will do well in prison. He hasn’t had a structured environment to go to in more than 20 years.

I mentioned it before but compare Nick Bate after a couple of years in the slammer to before. Looks healthy and almost normal in comparison.

That being said, I would not recommend Chris use his hedgehog defensive state in prison.

 

[Giga Sperg]

Great can’t wait to hear what Phillip DeFuckface has to say.

He'll probably try to deflect responsibility from chris to the farms. "The evil trolls made him do it!"

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Sorry if this has already been suggested in the 40 pages of diarrhea that I skipped, but I think his being held without bond may have to do with the fact that Henrico cops are not likely to be up on their meme culture and may think he's being targeted by some kind of mob.

I mean, if you were a just-barely-not-a-hick cop and you had young people from all over the fucking country calling in about some retard, wouldn't you think "shit this dude's going to get ripped apart"?

 

[Spectre_06]

I'm not saying they were hacked...but they were hacked.

Tweet / (archive coming)

 

[Stationary Tevin]

Woah there buster, might want to take a breath and do a few spins in your office chair, there's no need for that sort of language

Nigger

 

[Beowulf_Polaris]

Damn, a lot of you guys really underestimate how much the American justice system does not give a shit. He'll either get the minimum sentence and learn nothing or he'll get thrown in prison for several years and be forgotten about. Hell, I think there's a higher chance of the charges being dropped than him getting any rehabiliation of any kind.

Edit: justice not judicial i'm retarded

Who knows. Chris is a really unique case, so there is no telling on what they are going to do with Chris. He most likely will not be prisoned. He is going to see a lot of
county jail time and he might get lucky enough to be put into a rehabilitation program. Who the fuck knows.

 

[OrionBalls]

Again, you guys say that, but we have seen cases where it happens. Karen White offended before transitioning and was sent to a womens prison, where i'm pretty sure, he then raped inmates. In california where the women were complaining about being raped, the government jusr gave em condoms and plan B pills.

All I'm saying is we live in a timeline where SCOTUS might have to make a ruling about chris and his gender identity.

Chris doesn't have the ability to rape anyone over the age of eighty, or under the age of ten. He doesn't know what sex is, he doesn't know what self-control is, and he doesn't know what females are.
ETA- Why does sarcasm need to be indicated, here? This isn't reddit.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

Sorry if this has already been suggested in the 40 pages of diarrhea that I skipped, but I think his being held without bond may have to do with the fact that Henrico cops are not likely to be up on their meme culture and may think he's being targeted by some kind of mob.

I mean, if you were a just-barely-not-a-hick cop and you had young people from all over the fucking country calling in about some retard, wouldn't you think "shit this dude's going to get ripped apart"?

If he were taken into protective custody he wouldn't have been booked for incest.

 

[Michinoku Drunk Driver!]

I suggested in the original audio leak thread that we need to have an autistic chris-related signup capcha again, except this time instead of the blowup doll its listening to him talk about splitting his moms beef curtains. Would probably help a lot, really.

I'm quite certain that beef is probably jerky by now...

 

[kalma]

Well, his phone was probably on him at the time. the question is was there a passcode? because if there wasn't, they can get their evidence.

They’ll get their evidence either way. Passcode isn’t going to be an issue for forensics.

 

[sonichuguidesme2]

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Or just stop thinking about fucking kids.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. A sex doll once plowed into a bed by an autistic man. I watched police badges glitter as they took him away for defiling his 80 year old mother. All those moments will be lost in time, like… cum in fanta. Time to die."

"Quite an experience to live in hilarity isn't it? That's what it is to be a troll."

 

[Spectre_06]

I'm not saying they were hacked, but they were hacked. Not sure if it was posted yet, but there was no archive of the tweet so I assume not.

Tweet/ Archive: https://archive.is/TUByY

Edit: Also, it looks like it's the wrong state. Just noticed it's Greene County, Missouri, not Virginia.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Why do fags have to shit out passive-aggressive responses like this? It just confirms that you're absolutely seething

Because they spend their days tone policing on the internet instead of doing something useful with their lives. Even masturbation is of greater value than anything they do.

 

[stacksapplenty]

What are the other charges they could be considering? Rape, endangering the welfare of an elderly/disabled person, assault?

I think Theft could be on the table too on account of that $750 Chris took from Barbs account

 

[Nightstar]

Reminds me of the days after the macing incident where we were all on the edge of our seat for the hearings.

"continuance...continuance...oh, they fucked up the paperwork so CONTINUANCE..."

So far the only difference right now is that Chris is going to stay in jail before the first time meeting the judge.

VERY good point there, I'm trying to be a patient as possible here but not knowing the full story yet is literally eating away at my insides, the popcorn is running out.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I mentioned it before but compare Nick Bate after a couple of years in the slammer to before. Looks healthy and almost normal in comparison.

That being said, I would not recommend Chris use his hedgehog defensive state in prison.

Best case scenario, he loves life in prison and decides to live in a group living facility with structured schedules and he’d have a set of acquaintances to socialize with like he did in high school. IMO, that’s probably his best chance at leading a happy life.