Chris has been arrested

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

Is everyone alright

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/how-do...change-your-view-on-past-chris-content.96873/

No we're not, mostly not. Relevant thread here

 

[Markorian]

You cocksuckers keep posting Chris themes but what about poor Null's theme?

Slightly MatI, and I'm not accusing you personally of that, but man, I hate how normalfags have turned Gatsu into "le generic sad theme". It's not even a sad track, it's melancholic, yes, but it's about introspection, reflection and growth, not sadness. Anyone who's actually seen Berserk '97 would know this, it literally plays during Guts and Casca's romance.

 

[Velvet Glove Iron Fist]

So I didn’t wanna make a separate thread for this, but im curious. Is everyone alright? This whole thing was very distressing for all Christorians. It made me feel dead inside, I was so disgusted.
what are you all doing to cope? This whole thing hasn’t left my mind for days now.

take care of yourselves and stay straight.

My advice: turn off the computer and go outside

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

You cocksuckers keep posting Chris themes but what about poor Null's theme?

Berserk soundtrack - 1 Behelit

Kenpuu Denki Berserk [剣風伝奇ベルセルク] ost - 1 BehelitGreat anime!!

youtu.be

Null listening to the audio and waiting for Chris's text message answer theme. On repeat. Until he decides to cut contact.

 

[What the shit]

So I didn’t wanna make a separate thread for this, but im curious. Is everyone alright? This whole thing was very distressing for all Christorians. It made me feel dead inside, I was so disgusted.
what are you all doing to cope? This whole thing hasn’t left my mind for days now.

take care of yourselves and stay straight.

I don't understand why people are upset by this especially since a good majority of people believe Chris is a shit person. What am I doing to cope? Nothing. This whole thing has been the shitshow that I needed for a while, but you stay safe.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

I don't understand why people are upset by this especially since a good majority of people believe Chris is a shit person

Most people saw Chris as a harmless very stupid being who had issues with personal space and Sonic arm colours. I can understand why they'd be shocked to shit. I was kind of mixed between "yeah I knew it'd happen" and "yeah that's still disgusting"

 

[Marceline]

Most people saw Chris as a harmless very stupid being who had issues with personal space and Sonic arm colours. I can understand why they'd be shocked to shit. I was kind of mixed between "yeah I knew it'd happen" and "yeah that's still disgusting"

That was how I felt too. Mainly I just really hate when people abuse their mothers like that.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I have a joke:
Whats the main difference between Bob and Barb Chandler?
<Punchline to follow>

Bob was fucked over after he died, Barb before.

 

[May Prince]

For a reason unknown, in the meantime.... I think I kinda guessed that, if CWC's life saga were to end with a big trainwreck, it would be something related to the incest with Barb - It is difficult to explain, but I think I already had this hunch quite a while ago.

Maybe it is because Chris already used the word "coquettish" when referring to Barb in a video that was uploaded all the way in 2018.....? I am not sure

 

[Wrapped In Plastic]

Most people saw Chris as a harmless very stupid being who had issues with personal space and Sonic arm colours. I can understand why they'd be shocked to shit. I was kind of mixed between "yeah I knew it'd happen" and "yeah that's still disgusting"

He’s always been incredibly creepy but I think most of us assumed he wouldn’t be in a position to hurt anyone because absolutely no one was leaving their children unattended around him and the vast majority of women would physically be able to fight him off if it came down to that.

Despite his fucked up dynamic with Barb and all the jokes I don’t think too many people really expected he’d actually rape her when she’s senile and buy a damn book on how to better accomplish his mission.

Mind you, my perspective is coming from someone that hasn’t followed his antics too much since he trooned out.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

I was expecting his mom to die of old age and him running outside naked screaming about dimensional merges and/or homeless run as the end. Welp hopefully enough Tyrone rapes/beatdowns for who knows how many years can fix him.

 

[deathray44]

I was expecting his mom to die of old age and him running outside naked screaming about dimensional merges and/or homeless run as the end. Welp hopefully enough Tyrone rapes/beatdowns for who knows how many years can fix him.

Tyrone will kill him garunteed. Not a matter of if but when.
Even in solitary he will be beaten, wouldn't be surprised when guards joined in too.

Because of his crimes and who he is it will happen

 

[ANobody]

he will shit his pants and do nothing

Ive always struggled to understand just hpq in the know chris is about his delusions. I mean after claiming over and over that he's a goddess with powers and yet being unable to walk up a flight of stairs has to trigger something in the back of that troon brain that says "oh yeah, my fantasy isnt real, better push those thoughts down before i kill myself".

 

[Don'tCare]

Finally found the local news broadcast.

Can't believe we went from this

to this

You forgot a video :

(kind of works on several levels including those watching from our side of the screens, and some of the lyrics are more than a little applicable - I'm sure this could be re-edited with C.Chan footage as well - I'd try but it's after 4am)

 

[Vyxenn]

I was expecting his mom to die of old age and him running outside naked screaming about dimensional merges and/or homeless run as the end. Welp hopefully enough Tyrone rapes/beatdowns for who knows how many years can fix him.

Tyrone will kill him garunteed. Not a matter of if but when.
Even in solitary he will be beaten, wouldn't be surprised when guards joined in too.

Because of his crimes and who he is it will happen

Guards might beat him, inmates might beat him, but no one in their right mind is going to catch a murder charge over an internet tard.

 

[Connoisseur of Autism]

Sonichu's law is a paradox in that, if the lolcow were capable of improving its behavior by its own free will, it never would have descended into lolcowism in the first place. I would go even further to posit, an inability to.learn or improve is one of the primary characteristics of a lolcow.

I would have to disagree. I think many lolcows have the potential of improving their behavior but refuse to for one reason or another. I think people like Sargon of Akkad and Ethan Ralph would fit this category. Chris, on the other hand, has no hope of improving his behavior. He’s too retarded.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

 

[Justin Trudeau]

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He really did think Barbie-Chan was the conclusion of his love quest, holy God Bear

 

[Connoisseur of Autism]

Guards might beat him, inmates might beat him, but no one in their right mind is going to catch a murder charge over an internet tard.

He’s a transgender sex offender with a mental disability. There’s no way they’re gonna risk a lawsuit by putting him in GP. If he does serve any time, it’s gonna be in PC.

 

[slimz]

It's about time.