POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[GypsyBard]

He's not getting off unscathed, he's either going to prison or to an insane asylum for years. Also registry as a sex offender probably, because other charges are coming and one of those has to be the rape. Depends on if the judge looks at his prior history and throws the book at him or if they see his brain is fried by autism and just outs him in a padded room

Well yeah I know he is obviously not going to get off unscathed but I'm just going into his mindset.

I mean if the only interactions with the law no matter what crime you committed basically where a slap on the wrist and you continuously did increasingly more violent crimes such as going from getting kicked out for holding a attraction sign to hitting someone with a car to outright assaulting a GameStop employee
With almost no repercussions other than having to give up some time to go to court maybe some community service and a fine wouldn't you think that you're untouchable

As for the part I said at the end where what if he did get off how angry would this board be that's more of speculating in an alternate timeline that will never happen. It is obvious he will not get off but what if he did somehow get off with a slap on the wrist released in a few weeks how much of a shit show would it be on this board

 

[ANobody]

You wanna get dark? What happens when Barb’s dementia gnaws away at her mind to the point that one day years down the line, Chris is permitted a monitored visit, he walks in, gleeful, but then Barb says three words that will utterly destroy him.

“Who are you?”

See that would fuck up most normal people.

I genuinely believe that he'll be more upset about being banned to cons.

Also with Barb's state she's definitely kicking the bucket before a visit is ever allowed.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm getting real Gypsy Rose Blanchard vibes from this situation. That was the girl who was nearly Munchausen By Proxied to death by her mother, whom she and her boyfriend murdered. As in Chris' situation, autism was involved, although you could argue that Gypsy had something of a case for self-defense since it was clear that her Munchie Mother was off her rocker and was probably going to kill her somewhere down the line. Gypsy was sent to prison where she received mental help and probably has a better life than she would have had if she had remained with her mother. (Her autismo boyrfriend who did the killing, however, got life in prison.) So who knows what will happen to Chris? Maybe he'll finally get mental health treatment and an improved situation, Like Gypsy. Or he could get tossed in the slammer and get his salad tossed by Tyrone. Like Gypsy's boyfriend.

This case is nothing like that. In fact, it was Chris that used Barb to solicit sympathy and funds for toys.

 

[A Grey Cat]

To be fair that's also the experience he has to go off of. While hitting someone with your car or macing people is serious, he had his lovey, age, and the general boredom of the legal system in his favor. This time he has really put himself in trouble and it's been picked up by mainstream.



Structure, real and enforced structure while away from the Internet may actually be helpful to Chris. Even in what we've seen from his interactions with Null who certainly didn't pander to his merge bullshit - Chris responds in a slightly more responsible manner. He is, if convicted, going to be in a heavily structured and monitored environment that will also likewise include mandatory group and individual therapy.

If he gets the insanity plea and they determine him deranged enough to finally put him up in a home. Hard time in prison wont help him at all only be an hourglass that's about to run out.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I'm getting real Gypsy Rose Blanchard vibes from this situation. That was the girl who was nearly Munchausen By Proxied to death by her mother, whom she and her boyfriend murdered. As in Chris' situation, autism was involved, although you could argue that Gypsy had something of a case for self-defense since it was clear that her Munchie Mother was off her rocker and was probably going to kill her somewhere down the line. Gypsy was sent to prison where she received mental help and probably has a better life than she would have had if she had remained with her mother. (Her autismo boyrfriend who did the killing, however, got life in prison.) So who knows what will happen to Chris? Maybe he'll finally get mental health treatment and an improved situation, Like Gypsy. Or he could get tossed in the slammer and get his salad tossed by Tyrone. Like Gypsy's boyfriend.

So Chris fucked his mom in self-defense?

 

[killuminati]

Not a lawyer, but pretty sure raping your 80+ mother who has dementia probably lands you some jail time

And we're talking about Virginia. The state that had to be told executing literal retards was kind of a fucked up thing to do. "Muh autism" is not going to be enough to get you out of raping an 80 year old woman, let alone that woman being your own fucking mother. He's straight-up fucked, and rightfully so.

 

[John Merston]

I don't think you're understanding that Chris is an autistic tranny faggot who thinks a merge is coming that he will be transported to... So don't underestimate that. He could honestly come out scot free. The most that might happen is that the state takes Chris's human fleshlight away aka Bard.

It doesn't matter if he fits the clinical definition of insanity or not. The vast majority of insanity defenses fail because the idea of someone avoiding prison when there's overwhelming evidence that they committed the crime is simply unacceptable to most juries.

 

[Danger]

He's not getting off unscathed, he's either going to prison or to an insane asylum for years. Also registry as a sex offender probably, because other charges are coming and one of those has to be the rape. Depends on if the judge looks at his prior history and throws the book at him or if they see his brain is fried by autism and just outs him in a padded room

I agree he's not getting away from this unscathed, but I'm not positive he gets years in lock up.

You got COVID and prison capacity considerations, I could see some plea deal where Chris registers as a sex offender and gets time served with so many years of probation.

On the other hand, I really hope motherfucking is an abhorrent and very rare event, so the motherfucker wing at the prison will have plenty of room for Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So Chris fucked his mom in self-defense?

"She was coming right at me with her labia! I had to use my duck in self-defence, what is a person with gender dysphoria supposed to do in these situations. I think we all learned a valuable lesson here today"

 

[Peddled675]

And we're talking about Virginia. The state that had to be told executing literal retards was kind of a fucked up thing to do. "Muh autism" is not going to be enough to get you out of raping an 80 year old woman, let alone that woman being your own fucking mother. He's straight-up fucked, and rightfully so.

Well, Virginia has been democrat for the last 8 years. Also the death penalty has been abolished.

 

[ANobody]

So Chris fucked his mom in self-defense?

Yes your honor she was coming right at me with a Bad Dragon dildo

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

If he gets the insanity plea and they determine him deranged enough to finally put him up in a home. Hard time in prison wont help him at all only be an hourglass that's about to run out.

There's an entire thread on why it's unlikely he will be put into any form of home or institution to start out, or at all.

I'm curious why you think structure, discipline, and time away from the Internet won't help him in any fashion - even if prison is not a good place to be.

 

[GypsyBard]

If Chris does go to prison and if the conviction is not life which is a possibility in the state of Virginia in rape cases then imagine when he gets out in let's say 5 years due to good behavior.

(I don't want to argue about the sentence I literally just picked a random number and I know no matter what number I pick someone is going to yell that he's going to get more he's going to get less so that's why I'm putting this disclaimer)

Imagine in this timeline I just described he gets out of prison and rejoins society.
Will we be waiting to interview and continue observing him?
Because this is an actual possibility that I have not seen anyone talk about.
Everyone seems to talk about him going away forever but there is an actual good possibility that if he does get a prison sentence he will eventually get out and since he has no job skills and no work ethic will most likely pop back up on the internet begging for donations while he sleeps under a bridge.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Worse. He deluded himself into thinking it was a real "forbidden love" relationship. Just read some of the texts posted either in the confession or about his "50+yo gf" He projected his fantasies and desires onto Barb like she was one of his toys, and by all accounts these are the result of years of having a controlling mother who wanted to be the only woman in his life. I keep making the Psycho comparison but just imagine Norman Bates but unattractive and having anime and Legos instead of taxidermy and no real job not even a family-run operation and you basically have Chris as he is now. Imagine where Chris would be if no one found out and Barb died. Well... We all go a little mad sometimes.

Funny thing (and slightly off topic) Norman in the original novel WAS unattractive, described as Grossly overweight with greasy skin and glasses all that was missing was the manchildish obsession with toys and junk which wasn't really a thing back then so you'd forgive Bloch for not getting it 100% accurate.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

This case is nothing like that. In fact, it was Chris that used Barb to solicit sympathy and funds for toys.

Yeah, but who raised Chris to be a total dependent and scuttled any chances of him getting real help via a special school or by steering him towards an assisted living situation once he was reaching adulthood? Unlike Dee Dee, I don't see any real malice on Barb's part, but her mental illness and erroneous beliefs clearly got in the way of Chris growing up to live out his functional potential. Just because Chris turned the tables on her at the end doesn't mean that she didn't bear some responsibility for what had happened up to that point.

Also, I didn't say his case was EXACTLY like Gypsy's. I'm merely implying Chris' ultimate outcome might be similar to hers.

 

[No Face]

chris isnt going to prison unless they go after him on first degree rape

i'd almost certainly bet that he gets an indefinite sentence to a mental institution instead.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

So Chris fucked his mom in self-defense?

The ancient Japanese self-defense technique known as motherfucking. A deadly art that few can learn, and even fewer master.

 

[GwynLordOfDrip]

If he gets the insanity plea and they determine him deranged enough to finally put him up in a home. Hard time in prison wont help him at all only be an hourglass that's about to run out.

The insanity plea is extremely difficult to actually go through with. Yes, he’s mentally unwell, but he will most likely end up in therapy sessions in prison instead of a home.

 

[fenny]

I'm getting real Gypsy Rose Blanchard vibes from this situation. That was the girl who was nearly Munchausen By Proxied to death by her mother, whom she and her boyfriend murdered. As in Chris' situation, autism was involved, although you could argue that Gypsy had something of a case for self-defense since it was clear that her Munchie Mother was off her rocker and was probably going to kill her somewhere down the line. Gypsy was sent to prison where she received mental help and probably has a better life than she would have had if she had remained with her mother. (Her autismo boyrfriend who did the killing, however, got life in prison.) So who knows what will happen to Chris? Maybe he'll finally get mental health treatment and an improved situation, Like Gypsy. Or he could get tossed in the slammer and get his salad tossed by Tyrone. Like Gypsy's boyfriend.

Chris had court ordered therapy with a psychiatrist after macing the Gamestop employee. There's no fixing him.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

What are the odds Chris thinks a trial will play out for him like in his comics? I hope he's coherent enough to remember what he wrote in them and tries to quote himself as a legal defence. There is a greater than zero chance Chris thinks courtrooms work like in his comics and he just needs to point out to a judge that True and Honest Love can't be illegal. Maybe he even thinks this is finally his chance to set the record straight and that it's going to be Christine vs Dang Dirty Trolls.