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StraightShooter2 said:
Honestly, being in prison (or an institution) is probably the best chance he has at mentally developing.

He'll be alone in a cell, with no internet access, no video games, no MLP cartoons, no toy collection, no income, no "gal pals", and forced to eat the same food as the rest of the prisoners, no one who's going to coddle or humor him or be at his beck and call for his childish demands - he'll basically be forced to just sit and stare at a wall all day and actually reflect on his "life" up to this point.
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One could say that could possibly be worse, one could argue him being alone, nothing to distract his delusions, could make him more unstable, he could legit go insane in his own cell and eventually have his mental state collapse in of itself. His sanity will literally supernova and be left with nothing. Just insanity. What Chris NEEDED was a psyche, but that time has passed, its too far passed. He's gone into a pit of his own imagination and it will take something severe to bring him back to where he was back in 2016 let alone 2006. As much as some wish for it, he wont get shanked, he wont get raped, he wont get beaten, if anything he will be put in a corner of the prison where he can never see the sun light again, and alone in a hell of his own making.
 
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Little_Bird said:
It’s been 4 days??? I thought he got arrested two days ago.
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Nope, he got arrested this past Sunday
Cripplebits said:
Are those the same people who talk about "alters"?
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Technically a subculture of the whole insane inclusion taskforce. They're a bunch of edgy teens who fake having MPD to seem quirky and/or kewl. Youtube is chock full of these assholes, many of them very lolcow worthy
 
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CWCissey said:
Never wholly believe The Daily Heil. It loves to editorialise and whip Middle England up into a frenzy.
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This was the US edition, and it’s sort of a barometer of what undereducated Americans
believe. It’s mostly nothing but neocon clickbait ‘articles’. I’m not convinced a real human being ‘writes’ them because nothing is ever proofread, it’s like a template they use for everything.
Anyway, the Chris article was interesting because it climbed in popularity throughout the day. Their audience are very anti-trans, no surprise there.
 
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Are they going to cut his horrible greasy hair? or does Virginia jail let prisoners carry long hair like that?
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I don't know how Virginia runs things, but I heard long hair isn't allowed in some places because it's a way to hide contraband. It'd be really surreal to see our autistic Benjamin Franklin with short hair agai--

EDIT: @bajagoogoo jesus fucking christ, that's horrifying
 
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ANobody said:
I honestly believe chris needs to go to the slammer.

I've stated before that while Chris is a fucking retard of unbelievable proportions, he also shows a manipulative nature, delusions of grandeur, SEVERE psychosexual issues and lack of empathy.

I would bet anything that he'd end up facefucking some catatonic chick when nobody's looking. Chris just cannot be trusted around anyone less competent than him. Thank fuck thats the majority of the primate family tree but theres still outliers.
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Agree, and frankly his issues- retardation, autism, etc make him even more dangerous. A retarded rapist has no place on the streets.
 
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Are they going to cut his horrible greasy hair? or does Virginia jail let prisoners carry long hair like that?
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As a general rule jails tend to be less about the haircuts because most people there are for short stays and most of them are pre-trial so innocent until proven guilty. In the jurisdictions I've worked in, the assessment and reception center that's the first stop post-sentencing is where men get their hair shaved off for their intake picture.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Honestly with Chris he's probably dumb enough that they could get him to take the pills for an episode of MLP.


I guess the question is if he's going to be released from jail before the trial. Or have charges been formally laid out to keep him indefinitely?
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He won't be released since he was listed as "No bond." That means he was denied bailed and must stay in Jail until his official day in court. Only one charge has been laid out, but that could change in the future.
 
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Hapless Mailman said:
I don't know how Virginia runs things, but I heard long hair isn't allowed in some places because it's a way to hide contraband. It'd be really surreal to see our autistic Benjamin Franklin with short hair again.
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I actually found the policy on this while I was digging through Virginia DOC policy docs trying to find stuff on how they deal with troons. They have a whole set of rules about how you're short you're required to keep your head and facial hair if you get caught hiding contraband in it.
 
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This is a far fetched theory, but is it possible that Chris was smiling in his mugshots for the media? I mean, we know how full of himself he is, he literally believes he's a goddess. He knows how much the internet pays attention to him.
 
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ANobody said:
He was arrested four days ago do you have any idea how long it takes to get through discovery, legal counsel, courtroom appearance etc? Hell the deposition hasnt even happened yet
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It takes a stupid amount of time for cases like this. Small shit like a DUI gets pushed rather quickly, but larger cases like this will take a while before literally anything happens
 
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Alexander Hamilton said:
I actually found the policy on this while I was digging through Virginia DOC policy docs trying to find stuff on how they deal with troons. They have a whole set of rules about how you're short you're required to keep your head and facial hair if you get caught hiding contraband in it.
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So from the sounds of that last part- if you never get caught with the contraband, you can keep the hair that conceals it?
 
TheShortWaveCerealKiller said:
One could say that could possibly be worse, one could argue him being alone, nothing to distract his delusions, could make him more unstable, he could legit go insane in his own cell and eventually have his mental state collapse in of itself. His sanity will literally supernova and be left with nothing. Just insanity. What Chris NEEDED was a psyche, but that time has passed, its too far passed. He's gone into a pit of his own imagination and it will take something severe to bring him back to where he was back in 2016 let alone 2006. As much as some wish for it, he wont get shanked, he wont get raped, he wont get beaten, if anything he will be put in a corner of the prison where he can never see the sun light again, and alone in a hell of his own making.
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Do you think he's going to be in solitary? There are probably other inmates.
 
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