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I wonder if it's truly dawned on Chris how things will never be the same.

Can Chris comprehend such a thing?
The only thing I can come up with is that his father passed away and that's the biggest thing he's ever gone through.
Most likely not, even if he gets a written no contact order handed to him I can't possibly see his sense of entitlement, possessiveness of Barb, disdain for authorities, lack of foresight, poor memory and general Chris-ness not making him violate the court order and fail probation.

Honestly no matter what happens, Chris's life is over.
 
I wonder if it's truly dawned on Chris how things will never be the same.

Can Chris comprehend such a thing?
The only thing I can come up with is that his father passed away and that's the biggest thing he's ever gone through.
He probably has some awareness of his situation, but like everythng else negative in his life he probably shoves it pretty far down his psyche, then piles jail food on top of it so it can't escape and intrude on his cartoon fantasies.
 
On top of, y'know, being locked out of her bank accounts which will definitely cripple his splurging habits.
Not only that, but prison meals are bare minimum enough, everything else food wise has be bought at the commissaries. If Chris doesn't have any money, he's either sucking dudes off to the extreme, or going hungry.

He's going to be losing a ton of weight.
 
Just to be sure. Dailymail is fake and gay and Chris is NOT in a women's jail, right?
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Not only that, but prison meals are bare minimum enough, everything else food wise has be bought at the commissaries. If Chris doesn't have any money, he's either sucking dudes off to the extreme, or going hungry.

He's going to be losing a ton of weight.
I guess he could attempt to barter for some contraband, although I'm not sure what he could possibly offer that inmates would be interested in.
 
He's going to be losing a ton of weight.
Although once he's released from jail and any prison to follow - assuming he lives that long - he could go right back to weekly or daily fast food. On the other hand, the "tugboat may never pull into Chris' port" again, so he may not be able to afford that anymore.

If Chris had just kept his hands off Barb and fapped instead, he could've rotted in the "comfort" of the "temple" of 14BLC longer.
 
Not only that, but prison meals are bare minimum enough, everything else food wise has be bought at the commissaries. If Chris doesn't have any money, he's either sucking dudes off to the extreme, or going hungry.

He's going to be losing a ton of weight.
Ive heard most people gain weight in prison. Even if you work out like an hour each day you spend most of the time with a sedentary life ( possibly even more than chris is used to) and little to do for entertainment aside from eat
 
Ive heard most people gain weight in prison. Even if you work out like an hour each day you spend most of the time with a sedentary life ( possibly even more than chris is used to) and little to do for entertainment aside from eat
This is people who have the money to buy commisary, or hustle in the prison doing tasks for other innmates in exchange for food from the commisary. Chris has zero money coming in and zero hustle. The only thing he might be stupid enough to try and do is 'buy' food from one of the 'storebox' prisoners, who sell commisary items to new inmates or inmates caught without food/goods between commisary pickup days, usually on a 'get one pay me 2 (or 3 or 4) on commisary day' basis.

If Chris does this, and dosen't replace what he got on commisary day (because he is still broke) and tries to do his usual Chris-Chan bullshit, he'll find himself getting one hell of a rude surprise as the storeboxer beats his ass black and blue, and tells him 'you have my shit next commisary day else I poke holes in you'.

Storeboxers have to do this if anyone 'bucks' on them (dosent pay back) otherwise he loses all respect and no one will pay him back if they don't have to. These are criminals in jail/prison, not fucking online orbiters happy to give the 'Goddess' some free shit. It'll be UGLY If Chis tries this.
 
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Chris has zero money coming in and zero hustle.
Sadly I think Chris will still get money put into his prison account by softie fuckwits for a good long while.

There IS an upside to that though: Chris rolling deep in commissary will make him a huge target. Even in a protective unit, somebody will want what he’s got.
 
Not only that, but prison meals are bare minimum enough, everything else food wise has be bought at the commissaries. If Chris doesn't have any money, he's either sucking dudes off to the extreme, or going hungry.

He's going to be losing a ton of weight.
There's some White Knight that'll put money in Chris's books.

The internet never knows when to stop milking a dead lolcow. We'll get pencilled Sonichu Prison Comics.
 
So when is some ween gonna get themselves arrested, just so they can be cell mates with Chris?

Given the nature of his current charges I doubt he'll be sharing a cell with anyone soon. Since he assaulted an elderly person it's unlikely he's housed with harmless old folks, and I'd imagine even chomos don't think highly of someone who raped their helpless mother.

Most folks would take this time in relative isolation to reflect and prepare for what to do next as the case moves along, but sadly my money is on Chris retreating further into his delusional fantasy world. Even after five weeks before his next court appearance, I don't think any semblance of reality will kick in until then, if even.
 
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