Chris court appearance

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There's probably tens of thousands of dollars worth of just toys in there. He's been spending his tugboat on that shit for like 20 years.

There's also ten different strains of E. coli in there, and don't forget the basement is overflowing with so much black mold you'd knock a few years off your life just by passing the door. Good luck finding your favorite half burned Transformers toy or Sanic totem or whatever in the near 40 year pileup of dirty, crapped briefs that is Chris's room. Or maybe you'll get super duper lucky and find a jar of mung that fell out of Barb's vagina in the freezer, that ought to make up for the massive chemo bills when you sell it on EBay.
 
Just going to say after being glued to this for days (and I hope I didn’t miss anyone else saying this) but now that we know he’s being represented I wonder if he’ll attempt to suggest (once realizing the severity of the situation) that it wasn’t HIM but SONICHU who was in his body at the time and “confessed” on tape/text.

would love to forward this poor lawyer a bottle of some really nice scotch for this undertaking though he’s going to need a lot more than that.
 
Maybe but Chris seems like a real danger to himself and others.

Putting aside his horniness and sex crimes he's got real anger problems as well as a life long fascination with shooting people (All the way from the PaRappa the Rapper contest to shooting 'Liquid Chris' in the ankles for impersonating him in the Sonichu comic), he's already said he thinks what Randy Stair said was true (Although at the time mass murder and suicide isn't something he personally wants to involve himself in) and Null confirmed in the questions thread that Chris legitmately wanted Null to kill someone for him.




Yes, yes, that should all be forward to the DA and his defense attorney as well as members of mainstream media news outlets.


Parents program their kids.
I don't know, you can't keep blaming shit on Borb. Chris is almost 40 years old, and supposedly high functioning. The problem with Borb was that they were old and were probably confused as to whether he was their kid or grandkid.


TBPFH, I hate Chris, but I want this to be televised, and as Chris is being dragged away after he chimps out because the judge refused to manhandle his moobs, I want him to start screaming law shit he heard to on TV. "I want to fire mire attorney and replace him with Sherlock Holmes!" "I want a change of Venue to Everfree!" "You're out of order!" "I'll hold your mother in contempt with my duck!" "The Jury Has Become Tainted!" "I object to the To This Miscarriage of Justice, your HONOR!" " I will OVERRULE THIS ENTIRE COURT!" "The Defense Rests!" "I would like to buy a vowel!"
 
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The electric chair joke's about to become about as original as the JUULLAAAAYYY ones, which sucks cos it's hilarious.

I see "Chris will get away because insanity" popping up a lot, but if I recall that shit is rare and exceedingly hard to pull off and I'm not at all convinced it'll work for Chris. He bought a book on how to fuck the elderly/disabled, made careful (albeit shitty, I admit) attempts to conceal it (he knew it was wrong), and kept it hidden for an indefinite period of time, and committed it repeatedly.

Sorry to ping you, @Alexander Hamilton cos I feel like you've probably discussed this at length in the other threads, but can you weigh in a little on this?
I don't think he's going to get away with it. I think he's most likely going to a psychiatric facility and that could potentially be even worse than prison. At least with prison he'd have a set date where he'd know he was getting out. With the mental health facility they can keep you forever if they want. It's basically the exact same thing as prison too, just a bit more relaxed.
 
The jail staff are really gonna love listening to Chris stomping his feet and whining about his toys for the next month.
Just imagine being his lawyer and trying to talk him into saying he is guilty to get a lighter sentence. Poor lawyer is probably already sick of hearing about chris' legos.
 
It's worth keeping an ear open for any medical emergencies that might come up from Chris losing his shit, hurting himself, and needing a hospital visit. Beyond that, we aren't likely to get much more information on him untill the September date. (It's also possible Chris could snap and violently attack someone and be drawn up on even more charges.)

However, keep an eye on the Ruckersville house. If it suddenly starts to get cleared out and/or renovated, that's a damn good sign the house has been foreclosed and Barb has been sent to a adult care home.
 
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Except for liberals in the US government.
This is just speculation but I assume in this case it is more to do with the lack of close friends and family able or willing to bring Chris and Barb to the state's attention than the state's willingness to act. I'm not in Virginia but I have known more than one person who was more high functioning than either of them appears to be who was assigned a social worker to keep an eye on them. I can't imagine it would have been difficult to argue for something like a payee, for instance, to control one or both of their finances.
 
Calling it now, Chris' mind is so warped he's basically a giant child and Barb raped him.
Yeah I get that it’s fun and all but this situation is far more complex and way sadder than just „Chris raped his mom“. The dude is deeply mentally sick, has been abused and messed up by his mother his whole life, and demented people can get sexually aggressive even against family members. No way for us to know the whole story, but the right thing would’ve been to put both of them in the nuthouse, 20 years ago.
 
Chris has never faced real consequences for his actions before.

Just the fact that they will be holding him in jail for over a month should cause it to dawn on him how serious this is.

Big 🌈 on that "should"
It's a shame we won't get to see much of Chris as it all begins to set in for him that he's fucked.
 
I'm so pleased to already have the answer to a question I posed on another thread: Is Chris the sort of guy who does as his defender says and STFU, or no? The answer is no. No, he is not.

Poor defence fellow isn't paid enough.
I'm sticking to my guns that the defense will take one look at Chris, realize they don't have time for his shit and talk him into an insanity plea.
 
I can just picture the guards dragging him up out of his tantrum ball position to a cell whenever he doesn’t comply.

I have to wonder what would be going through Chris’s head after he realises that these jerkops have a special immunity to his bullshit. Whilst he would never admit that he isn’t in control, he’d know damn well that things aren’t quite the same anymore.
 
Guys I think Chris is talking about his stuff that he left in the motel in Richmond. Today should be his last day of his rental of the room. The housekeeping people will most likely throw his shit out.
Well, I think it would still be the same stuff either way. I can't imagine chris suddenly got smart and went "I am totally alone, and no one is helping me. I need to buy a months worth of supplies today". We know he blew all his money on toys.
 
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