- Joined
- Sep 17, 2014
There's probably tens of thousands of dollars worth of just toys in there. He's been spending his tugboat on that shit for like 20 years.
There's also ten different strains of E. coli in there, and don't forget the basement is overflowing with so much black mold you'd knock a few years off your life just by passing the door. Good luck finding your favorite half burned Transformers toy or Sanic totem or whatever in the near 40 year pileup of dirty, crapped briefs that is Chris's room. Or maybe you'll get super duper lucky and find a jar of mung that fell out of Barb's vagina in the freezer, that ought to make up for the massive chemo bills when you sell it on EBay.