Chris court appearance

[Burd Turglar]

What's the over under on that 14bc already having been raided by weens?

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

Honestly the funniest punishment right now would be to throw the toys in the dumpster, make chris watch while they can't say or do anything about it, then throw them in prison

Or give him an escorted day out of jail/prison/sperg containment unit to let him see the bank sell it all off to the highest bidding weens.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Just think, he must be squirming and nauseous right now in his cell, coming to a realization that his toys are about to be trashed. Wonder how desperate he's going to get. Cannot wait for even bigger sperg outs in future court appearances


Court appointed tard wrangler when

Granted, this is something that would be a thankless job and all, but I wonder why the Chris's attorney hasn't tried to sate Chris's panic over his belongings (from the hotel and at the house) by offering to secure them for him.

Like offering to take custody of the stuff at the hotel room at the very least, along with helping Chris detangle his belongings from Barb's stuff and trying to find a place to warehouse it.

I know it would be a thankless task, but it would keep Chris settled and calm to a degree. Also, you could consider it a good Samaritan action to keep his shit from thieves and other vultures.

 

[Top Skink]

Ralph has no further incentive to involve himself in all this.

haaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Dr. Zaius]

What's the over under on that 14bc already having been raided by weens?

I’m sure the cops are monitoring it, so any ween that breaks in is gonna get a nice ol’ felony.

 

[Old Greg]

During the arrest he made the point that he wanted that pen back when he gets out, I think he's underestimating how fucked his situation is. Probably expected to be home by now.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Calling it now: he gets found not guilty by reason of insanity, gets remanded to a state psych center, and spends the rest of his life there

 

[LUNEKO]

If he’d kept his mouth shut nobody would EVER know he was fucking his mom. But he’s Chris.

Take that one step further, if he knew when to keep his mouth shut this forum wouldn't exist

 

[Mason Verger]

He seems very happy and at peace in that video, which could be interpreted as him being hyped to start the Everfree fundraiser

Until you hear the stardate, do the math, and realize he is probably basking in some afterglow, according to his self-admitted rape cycle
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Looks like he jumped ahead a day. Even when raping Chris can’t keep to a budget.

 

[Racist Trash]

Will we see Ralph disguise himself as Null and appear in court?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

you know what, prison will be a good thing for Chris. he will have no choice but to channel his inner autist so he can use his retarded strength to defend himself.

fuck this scene is so good, im just gonna link it here

 

[megagodslayerseinfeld]

For those of you clamoring for a recording of the trial, we probably won't be getting that in all honesty. Nor any recordings of future trials for that matter. The US is really hellbent on recording or filming in the courtroom during a hearing.

According to the dmlp.org website:
"Recording is allowed in Virginia state courtrooms at the sole discretion of the presiding judge. It is, however, flatly prohibited in certain types of sensitive cases (e.g., those involving juveniles or sexual offenses"

At most we'll probably get leaked transcripts, some photographs or a courtroom sketch. Or someone who had the balls to smuggle a mic and record the hearing themself.

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

Will we see Ralph disguise himself as Null and appear in court?

He'd just bring that horse cunt with him and the only way to hide her teeth would be to disguise her as a piano.

And his labored fucking milkshake breathing would give him away.

So yes they should absolutely try.

 

[fishercat]

What's the over under on that 14bc already having been raided by weens?

The smell will ward any prospective looters off.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Will we see Ralph disguise himself as Null and appear in court?

He’d have to lose a solid 200-ish lbs tho

 

[Pyra]

I looked at Cole's Twitter just to see if he'd said anything about it. Apparently he's just blocking anyone who mentions it - I liked someone else's meme and the cunt blocked me just for that lmao.

I guess this is karma for ruining that Toy Story score, Cole, you bald cocksucker.

To be fair, he hasn't said anything about it. Probably to avoid all of this dropping in his lap.

 

[Unpleasant]

Granted, this is something that would be a thankless job and all, but I wonder why the Chris's attorney hasn't tried to sate Chris's panic over his belongings (from the hotel and at the house) by offering to secure them for him.

Like offering to take custody of the stuff at the hotel room at the very least, along with helping Chris detangle his belongings from Barb's stuff and trying to find a place to warehouse it.

I know it would be a thankless task, but it would keep Chris settled and calm to a degree. Also, you could consider it a good Samaritan action to keep his shit from thieves and other vultures.

You expect an attorney to drive from one city to another to take custody of items that don't belong to him, secure them for a client who he has no prior relationship with, and hold them until his release?

 

[Kiislova]

Those are the days where he raped Barb. He had a schedule.

OK, thats fucked up.
Horrifying.
And didnt notice until now.

 

[Pyra]

You expect an attorney to drive from one city to another to take custody of items that don't belong to him, secure them for a client who he has no prior relationship with, and hold them until his release?

Yeah, literally no attorney would do that.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

you know what, prison will be a good thing for chris. he will have no choice but to channel his inner autist so he can use his retarded strength to defend himself.

Fans of Oz will remember the episodes that focused on Cyril's backstory from before he had the brain injury. When he was normal. Imagine after a month of intensive mental treatment/meds that's how Chris comes to court in a month? Just normal.