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- Jan 15, 2014
You know, I always think a really good liar rolls with the punches. If, in true Jake style, you make up a sob story about how the doctors want you to starve to death and other people point out that you’re wrong, a good liar would say, “Oh yeah, that must be a typo, sorry. They actually said...” Not Jake! Jake alone has somehow visited several different doctors who were all dangerously incompetent and all gave him exactly the same dangerous advice.I'm not fat in metric:
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He got a ton of replies on his "I'm not fat" post, 27 so far, the ones he replied back to:
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P sure that what really happened was that he went doctor shopping and he’s pissy because every single one of them said he had to lose weight. Because he’s really, really fat.
We have hit peak mansplaining. Jake is literally giving a woman pregnancy advice. It’s a good thing Becky is lying, a woman who isn’t faking it would put him on a one-way trip to Blocktown.Jake comforts Bex over being pregnant and suggests...:
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In all the full-body photos of him we have, he’s really, really fat. They’re all several years old, since when he’s been living in an apartment on his own, taking minimal exercise and generally living a life with no restrictions. He’s mentioned mobility issues in the past. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he’s verging on circus fat by this point.So I'm assuming the surgery Jake says he was recommended as having to lose weight is lap band surgery. This is from the Cleveland Clinic (one of the top five hospitals in the US) webpage on it:
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I'm going to suggest that Jake is definitely above 300 pounds then. 320 pounds would put him right at a 40 BMI. If he gets down to 280 pounds that's a 35 BMI. Below 35 BMI he starts being eligible for The Surgery and not this surgery so we know he's clearly not closer to 35 than 40.
Truly this is a company that cares. Usually, when you sue a former employer for discrimination and unfair dismissal, it’s really hard to prove. Few are courteous enough to make their illegal practices public like this.Disgusting MEN are pre-fired at World Domination Games LLC:
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