Skitzocow Taxman / Kyle Hawkins

[AnOminous]

Back on topic, Tax reported that the trip was thoroughly unpleasant and regrets taking Datura. Gee, I wonder why? Going against the wishes of every single other person he knows and even himself never should have had negative consequences. Not impulsive at all.

In all seriousness though, he's pretty lucky to be alive, if what I hear about Datura is true. He said he was drunk the night he made the decision to do the drug. That figures. Do you think all his problems could be traced back to the simple concept of self-medication?

Already being able to speak coherently enough to describe the trip is better than some results of eating a bunch of datura seeds. I'd make a wild guess they were weak for some reason. He was lucky to get "burned" on the potency.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Already being able to speak coherently enough to describe the trip is better than some results of eating a bunch of datura seeds. I'd make a wild guess they were weak for some reason. He was lucky to get "burned" on the potency.

Is it possible that he didn't chew or grind them in a way that would lead to higher potency over just swallowing them?

 

[tehfolder]

 

[AnOminous]

Is it possible that he didn't chew or grind them in a way that would lead to higher potency over just swallowing them?

Perhaps. But while people might grind and infuse it and gulp it down, you really wouldn't chew on this stuff. It is, from all accounts, incredibly bitter and foul-tasting, and the taste gets more and more disgusting the more you try, so people tend to just swallow it all as quickly as possible.

I guess we're back to the slow downward spiral, but at least there will be more fucked-up, retarded videos.

Speaking of which.

And then this dipshit gnaws on a fuckton of nutmeg too? Christ.

Also, GREAT idea to read the Erowid experience vaults on a drug AFTER taking it. Duh.

Also: he was not talking about guaranteed citizenship in Austria, but in Equestria. Apparently, he has that fast-tracked. Okey dokey.

 

[Count groudon]

Perhaps. But while people might grind and infuse it and gulp it down, you really wouldn't chew on this stuff. It is, from all accounts, incredibly bitter and foul-tasting, and the taste gets more and more disgusting the more you try, so people tend to just swallow it all as quickly as possible.

I guess we're back to the slow downward spiral, but at least there will be more fucked-up, retarded videos.



Speaking of which.

And then this dipshit gnaws on a fuckton of nutmeg too? Christ.

Also, GREAT idea to read the Erowid experience vaults on a drug AFTER taking it. Duh.

Well this is the same guy who chugged an entire bottle of cold medicine in a little over a minute, so I'm guessing he's got quite an endurance for foul tastes. Especially if he thinks there's a chance it'll let him see equestria.

 

[glass_houses]

And then this dipshit gnaws on a fuckton of nutmeg too? Christ.

Also, GREAT idea to read the Erowid experience vaults on a drug AFTER taking it. Duh.

Also: he was not talking about guaranteed citizenship in Austria, but in Equestria. Apparently, he has that fast-tracked. Okey dokey.

Every time I feel sorry for the man, he pulls shit off like this and I get seriously . Then I get over it and start feeling sorry for him again. And then he pulls yet more shit and the cycle turns over again. Fuck's sake.

 

[deeman]

Dude... just do LSD.

 

[tehfolder]

He is looking for legal ways to get high, this is what the drug war has created folks. :p

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Helium is legal. There are websites that instruct you on the most helpful ways to use it.

 

[Platypus]

If he can't get to Equestria, how has he gotten his citizenship approved? How the fuck does Curio get back and forth from pony land to here, and why doesn't he tell Taxman how to get across?

If you're going to spend the majority of your time getting drunk/high and making up batshit stories, you might as well cover all of your bases. I mean really, if he only works super part time, what the fuck does he spend his time doing? I can't imagine he cruises the internet looking for people talking about portals to imaginary lands all day (Well, I can't imagine that there's THAT many resources that he would find worthy, he's kind of a snob). Or maybe he just spends all day jerking off to ponies. Yeah, that's probably it.

 

[Massif]

Seems he just got lucky with a lack of potency with what he bought, or as I guessed the active ingredient didn't get released the way it "should" due to him swallowing the seeds whole.
Anyway seems like it's only a matter of time until he tries some other dumb legal high and does something stupid.
Why exactly is he avoiding illegal drugs? They're typically safer.

 

[The Oddball from MLW]

Regarding why he's not using illegal drugs. He has told me that his drug dealer has been out of LSD and ecstasy for over a month, and apparently he doesn't know where to get more from, despite living just a few minutes away from Indianapolis.

 

[glass_houses]

Oh, for the love of- how the fuck does a hard core substance abuser not know about legal highs? Seriously, just type it into google and use a prepaid credit card or some shit.

 

[AhoyFancyPants]

Wait. He is actually going for the nutmeg? I know a few people have mentioned it sarcastically but seriously? I'm getting the impression that he uses this thread as his own personal erowid. A dumb juvenile but caring erowid.

 

[AP 297]

To me this is by the concept alone very funny. It is a guy trying to drug himself to a fictional place from a little girls product line cartoon. The crazy kook conspiracy stuff is an added bonus.

That is right the joke in this thread is that a grown man, who is gullible enough to believe conspiracy theories, is attempting to down really dumb combinations of drugs to send himself to a little girls fantasy land rather than face his truly miserable existence. Also the fact that he is videotaping all of it for the entire world to see and no one cares enough to do anything is part of the dark humor in this. The guy is a version of the show Arrested Development with one character who is a grown man drugging himself to reach "Equestria". His life is a downward spiral that will only get worse by his own hand. It is dark humor. There is a lot of that on this site.

If it sounds like I am repeating the exact same point, I am. That is the joke. We are here to laugh at people. There is a lot of misery going on in the outside world. Turn on the news or read about the refugee crisis. If most people on this forum wanted tragedy, we would go somewhere else.

@glass_houses , if you cannot laugh at the guy, then please choose another cow. I really doubt Taxman will ever get any better until he wants to.

I really would rather here more about his continued failure of an existence than have to read posts by @AhoyFancyPants , @creamyfanta , or other people here spending nearly 2/3rds of this thread white knighting him. @AhoyFancyPants your posts got deleted, but I knew you were the reason why registered user thought this thread was going to be locked.

Creamy and Ahoy, you both managed to get @cat threadbanned, but the thread has gotten even worse. I would say he was probably one of the few bright spots in it, and now you both have turned it into a white knight report dumping ground. If cat gets threadbanned and the thread is getting worse, then clearly Cat is not the problem. You two are the problem.

If you want to save taxman's life, go right ahead. There is more than enough sadness in this world and I wish you the best. Just please don't use this thread as a forum to talk about it.

Sadly, Cat and a few of us have learned you really cannot save a person once they go cow. Only they can save themselves.

Wait. He is actually going for the nutmeg? I know a few people have mentioned it sarcastically but seriously? I'm getting the impression that he uses this thread as his own personal erowid. A dumb juvenile but caring erowid.

Only because you keep letting him do it!

 

[AhoyFancyPants]

Oh, for the love of- how the fuck does a hard core substance abuser not know about legal highs? Seriously, just type it into google and use a prepaid credit card or some shit.

Sometimes I miss being stupid enough to shovel research chemicals into my face. Then I remember most of them suck in a big way. Except maybe 2-cb, AMT and a few others that I can't recall at the moments. I think most are straight up illegal now though. Like can't be ordered online anymore. So now there's a new and stupider generation of research chems.

Get off my lawn you menacing youths.

 

[AhoyFancyPants]

To me this is by the concept alone very funny. It is a guy trying to drug himself to a fictional place from a little girls product line cartoon. The crazy kook conspiracy stuff is an added bonus.

That is right the joke in this thread is that a grown man, who is gullible enough to believe conspiracy theories, is attempting to down really dumb combinations of drugs to send himself to a little girls fantasy land rather than face his truly miserable existence. Also the fact that he is videotaping all of it for the entire world to see and no one cares enough to do anything is part of the dark humor in this. The guy is a version of the show Arrested Development with one character who is a grown man drugging himself to reach "Equestria". His life is a downward spiral that will only get worse by his own hand. It is dark humor. There is a lot of that on this site.

If it sounds like I am repeating the exact same point, I am. That is the joke. We are here to laugh at people. There is a lot of misery going on in the outside world. Turn on the news or read about the refugee crisis. If most people on this forum wanted tragedy, we would go somewhere else.

@glass_houses , if you cannot laugh at the guy, then please choose another cow. I really doubt Taxman will ever get any better until he wants to.

I really would rather here more about his continued failure of an existence than have to read posts by @AhoyFancyPants , @creamyfanta , or other people here spending nearly 2/3rds of this thread white knighting him. @AhoyFancyPants your posts got deleted, but I knew you were the reason why registered user thought this thread was going to be locked.

Creamy and Ahoy, you both managed to get @cat threadbanned, but the thread has gotten even worse. I would say he was probably one of the few bright spots in it, and now you both have turned it into a white knight report dumping ground. If cat gets threadbanned and the thread is getting worse, then clearly Cat is not the problem. You two are the problem.

If you want to save taxman's life, go right ahead. There is more than enough sadness in this world and I wish you the best. Just please don't use this thread as a forum to talk about it.

Sadly, Cat and a few of us have learned you really cannot save a person once they go cow. Only they can save themselves.



Only because you keep letting him do it!

Fuck you. Ban me then.

 

[AP 297]

Fuck you.

No you, you have turned this thread into his personal erowid and are now upset by it. Are you that dense, to see he is using you?

 

[EI 903]

Fucky you. Ban me then.

Okay. Just for the thread, though.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Whats going on in here?

Ban me then.

Heh. HEHEHEHEHEH.
Ahem.

We don't ban people for being dumb.