Skitzocow Taxman / Kyle Hawkins

SunLightStreak said:
To me this is by the concept alone very funny. It is a guy trying to drug himself to a fictional place from a little girls product line cartoon. The crazy kook conspiracy stuff is an added bonus.

That is right the joke in this thread is that a grown man, who is gullible enough to believe conspiracy theories, is attempting to down really dumb combinations of drugs to send himself to a little girls fantasy land rather than face his truly miserable existence. Also the fact that he is videotaping all of it for the entire world to see and no one cares enough to do anything is part of the dark humor in this. The guy is a version of the show Arrested Development with one character who is a grown man drugging himself to reach "Equestria".
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I would like to further point out that this guy isn't trying to kill himself by downing massive amounts of drugs and alcohol. He's trying to get to Equestria. He's mentioned before that if he would kill himself if he can't get to Equestria, and all of his experimentation with drugs and alcohol lately has been in effort to go to Equestria. Realizing that he can't get there will result in him committing suicide.

So in actuality, those who just want to watch the funny man make plans to go to his cartoon world are saving his life and you guys who want him to acknowledge the one reason he's alive is impossible want him to die, so who are the real assholes now?

If you white knights keep this up we'll have another dance video, this time to "Goodbye, Horses" and he'll pull the trigger at the end. Is that what you want?
 
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Once you start drinking you can't stop.

That's not a projecting statement at all.
 
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He also said the is obsessed with his weight.
And since he ingests copious amounts of alcohol every day one could only assume that he doesn't eat anything aside from the little cubes of cheese in his wine-tasting videos and one meal when he goes out to drink on a friday night (he mentioned that serveral times, he goes out every friday to drink and eat at a local bar)
 
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That makes me wonder has he mentioned his caffeine intake? I can see him drinking 9 cups of coffee a day to stave off hunger.

With out getting too in depth in it booze is carbs carbs are fuel, it's super not heathly to get all your calories from booze but it's possible in theory assuming damage isn't a worry.

I wouldn't rule him out doing some light exercise either but being he's on or near a caloric loss daily he's still a sketim.:tyceskullmask:
 
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January Cyst said:
He also said the is obsessed with his weight.
And since he ingests copious amounts of alcohol every day one could only assume that he doesn't eat anything aside from the little cubes of cheese in his wine-tasting videos and one meal when he goes out to drink on a friday night (he mentioned that serveral times, he goes out every friday to drink and eat at a local bar)
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Yep, he said once that he was something like 115 lbs and he does look pretty skinny in his vids.
Alcoholism, severe untreated mental illness, substance abuse, AND disordered eating, that's definitely a winning cocktail.
 
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The Oddball from MLW said:
Regarding why he's not using illegal drugs. He has told me that his drug dealer has been out of LSD and ecstasy for over a month, and apparently he doesn't know where to get more from, despite living just a few minutes away from Indianapolis.
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He's probably afraid of the complexion of the sort who might deal around Indy. Not that schizophrenics should drop acid anyway, or do psychoactives in general.
 
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Bassomatic said:
I wouldn't rule him out doing some light exercise either but being he's on or near a caloric loss daily he's still a sketim.
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He stocks shelves in a liquor store, so that is light exercise.
But with someone who has a daily intake of at least 1500-2000 calories in booze/wine/beer alone and stays at 116 lbs. can't really eat anything else.
 
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AhoyFancyPants said:
Wait. He is actually going for the nutmeg? I know a few people have mentioned it sarcastically but seriously?
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Are you aware of the kind of "high" you get from nutmeg? I knew a guy back in high school that did this all the time. According to him it was like getting high off marijuana and alcohol at the same time. Sometimes you get freaky hallucinations and other times you just get a nice buzz that lasts. You're also going to find you're very dehydrated and can't get enough water. Then afterwards you're going to have the mother of all hangovers.

Most people don't do it more than once or twice.
 
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I have no words for his latest video. This is just so unbelievably stupid that I literally have nothing to say about it. I mean, come on. Approved citizenship in Equestria, after all of the reckless and stupid behavior he's exhibited? The sickness? The pervasive alcoholism and paranoia? His complete and utter lack of responsibility or reliability? Why would anyone this deranged ever think they could fit in what they themselves consider an ideal and utopian society unless they were also utterly deluded? For God's sake. What's next? Ponyland doesn't work out because reasons so he tries to make it to the Great Cloudkeeper in the Sky and pal around with the Care Bears, who will surely take him in and care for him because if they can't, who can?

I'm just going to go and chug some brain bleach. Or tidy up the house. Either way, be back later when the memory is obliterated.

God! Damn it. wow
 
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LurkerTheLurker said:
Why would anyone this deranged ever think they could fit in what they themselves consider an ideal and utopian society unless they were also utterly deluded?
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Probably because they are deranged.

However, with the lack of control he has over the figments of his own imagination, I wouldn't be super surprised if one day he says that he's been denied citizenship in Equestria. Normally, someone that has their own fantasy world has control over just about every aspect of it. If there was any dissonance between their behavior and the values of their fantasy world, they'd find a way to reconcile it through exceptions or justifications like with OPL. Taxman, on the other hand, probably experiences legitimate hallucinations due to drug abuse and other shit he might be dealing with that we don't even know about. In that case, he might not have full control over his delusions so there's a chance that they won't reconcile his behavior with the values that he knows are in Equestria. He said Curio didn't want him to take the datura seeds so there's a little bit of evidence of that, but that could also be him voicing his own hesitation through his fictional husbando.

Regardless, I don't think there's a high probability of that happening, but it'd be interesting if it did.
 
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ZombieGaryOak said:
Probably because they are deranged.

However, with the lack of control he has over the figments of his own imagination, I wouldn't be super surprised if one day he says that he's been denied citizenship in Equestria. Normally, someone that has their own fantasy world has control over just about every aspect of it. If there was any dissonance between their behavior and the values of their fantasy world, they'd find a way to reconcile it through exceptions or justifications like with OPL. Taxman, on the other hand, probably experiences legitimate hallucinations due to drug abuse and other shit he might be dealing with that we don't even know about. In that case, he might not have full control over his delusions so there's a chance that they won't reconcile his behavior with the values that he knows are in Equestria. He said Curio didn't want him to take the datura seeds so there's a little bit of evidence of that, but that could also be him voicing his own hesitation through his fictional husbando.

Regardless, I don't think there's a high probability of that happening, but it'd be interesting if it did.
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Didn't he get dumped by his own hallucination girlfriend at one point? I mean if fake girlfriends cant stay loyal to you, what hope do fake bureaucrats have?

Or am I thinking of a different pony waifu lolcow.
 
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Strelok said:
Didn't he get dumped by his own hallucination girlfriend at one point? I mean if fake girlfriends cant stay loyal to you, what hope do fake bureaucrats have?

Or am I thinking of a different pony waifu lolcow.
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I believe he used to think his girlfriend was Rarity but she did in fact dump him.
This is the chief indication for me that these things are more than fantasies run amok for him.
If they were it would be filled with mary sues who all agree and placate him but instead it's like a more fully fledged world of delusions where he might actually talks to them and hears their voices or things like that.
A non-mentally ill tulpafag would have everything be rosy always.
 
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Strelok said:
Didn't he get dumped by his own hallucination girlfriend at one point? I mean if fake girlfriends cant stay loyal to you, what hope do fake bureaucrats have?

Or am I thinking of a different pony waifu lolcow.
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He was cheating on Rarity with Curio, and she got mad, apparently.
 
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