CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

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If he's ever put in general population he's going to get his commissary money bullied out of him. (I'm sure the weens will pony up some cash in exchange for letters or calls to brag about how they talked to Chris "inside a prison".) He'll probably put on a lot of weight because he'll be living for the Zebra Cakes and Snickers bars he can order instead of the nasty gruel that's the default. Most people gain some weight in prison. Some people gain a lot. I doubt he'll ever lose that weight.

I do feel somewhat bad for Chris. As crazy as that is. I don't particularly care for Chris as a person, but he's insane and needs to be in a mental institution and not a prison where he's extremely vulnerable. There are plenty of people like Blue Spike in that cage with him.
 
I never really understood the pity that people had for Fatty

Chris is a terrible person...end of story. He's done a tonne of shitty shitty acts through out his life finishing up with raping how own senile mother.

He's always been a shitty person who got worse and worse as he got older. It was only a matter of time until he got into real trouble.

And now he's got exactly what he deserves.

I have pity for people in shitty circumstances who try to fix their lives and fail...not for a fat, stupid slob who lived as a child until 40 years old dodged every chance to mature or grow as a person and now the piper must be paid.
 
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On top of, y'know, being locked out of his bank accounts which will definitely cripple his splurging habits.
It's kinda poetic, Null did the whole Everfree patreon to see if Chris could learn the value of a dollar, but now it's the prison system that's trying to teach him the same lesson.
 
I never really understood the pity that people had for Fatty
There's still an uncomfortably large segement of the Chris world that still honestly believes he's just some poor tard that somehow got "tricked" by the internet, or somehow forced to do horrible things because he's so tard stupid.
 
I never really understood the pity that people had for Fatty

Chris is a terrible person...end of story. He's done a tonne of shitty shitty acts through out his life finishing up with raping how own senile mother.

He's always been a shitty person who got worse and worse as he got older. It was only a matter of time until he got into real trouble.

And now he's got exactly what he deserves.

I have pity for people in shitty circumstances who try to fix their lives and fail...not for a fat, stupid slob who lived as a child until 40 years old dodged every chance to mature or grow as a person and now the piper must be paid.
I will say though:

In retrospect, I am somewhat disappointed Chris is being hit hardest with this and not when he was involved with a hit-and-run against that store employee.

Playing devil's advocate and pretending I'm his attorney for a moment: it is incredibly possible Barb was already crossing the line with Chris before he ever crossed the line with her. No proof of course, but plenty of videos of the two being creepy or Chris commenting on things they did together in the past. You can make the argument he's just a product of his upbringing, and while that's not an excuse, I think he's less likely to learn from the mistake if he can rationalize "but she did it too." (and yes, I realize Chris won't learn anything ever regardless. Still, hopefully my point is clear) He had idiots like Bella influencing him too.

He didn't have idiots like Bella influencing him during the hit-and-run though: that hit-and-run was 100% Chris and Barb. He should've been hit with harder charges back then. That's a situation where both he and Barb showed their true colors as shitty people.

Some people make excuses for Chris in this incest situation and there's a thread asking how accountable for this Chris is/how aware he is it was wrong, how much can be attributed to the influence of others, and while we can debate things like how delusional he is or how Barb may have crossed lines with him before her mind said "fuck this shit, I'm out", there's no excuse for that hit-and-run. Neither of them was exactly remorseful about it, and it seemed like a much more clear-cut case. There was no window to debate or defend them in that scenario: no, THAT situation did the best at highlighting them as shitty people, IMO.

Yeah, in the end, it doesn't really matter: Chris won't learn no matter what the charge is. All the same, I struggle to call it "justice" when Chris walked away from vindictively being part of a hate-fueled hit-and-run and the court used the kid gloves on him, but when he commits a crime against an equally shitty human being years later - let alone a crime that might have origins in the victim's potential own misbehaviors - then I don't exactly feel like "justice is served" or that "the system works." Now it just feels like even if he's convicted, people will defend him for the reasons I named above, whereas if he ended up in jail for running someone over that made him mad, there's just no defending that and it'd be agreed it's deserved.
 
Alright I'm gonna write a letter. What should I ask him?
On a serious note. And this will not be fun.
Please don't fuck with him. I get it that he should be punished for what he did and he is also so easy to fuck with. But this is not the time to troll him. Wait until he is back out, just be nice and civil and don't make him say or do anything that will incriminate him or you. Remember they will read everything and you are giving all of you personal information to the jail.
And from my end I would like to genuinely know how he is.
 
I do feel somewhat bad for Chris. As crazy as that is. I don't particularly care for Chris as a person, but he's insane and needs to be in a mental institution and not a prison where he's extremely vulnerable. There are plenty of people like Blue Spike in that cage with him.
Fuck that. He can get raped to death by a bunch of niggers, for all I care. He fucking raped someone AND he acted autistic on the internet. That's two crimes in one!
 
Alright I'm gonna write a letter. What should I ask him?
Anyone who's thinking about writing to this nigger should reconsider. The bags of fanmail he's likely already received hasn't gone unnoticed. Do you really want a bunch of meth and fentanyl addled convicts to know where you live? Anyone who willingly corresponds with Chris will be assumed to be as retarded as he is, making them potential marks.
 
Anyone who's thinking about writing to this nigger should reconsider. The bags of fanmail he's likely already received hasn't gone unnoticed. Do you really want a bunch of meth and fentanyl addled convicts to know where you live? Anyone who willingly corresponds with Chris will be assumed to be as retarded as he is, making them potential marks.
Don't think that will stop them. We have entire groups of autistic zoomers joining in these role playing fiascos as make believe cartoon characters for months on end and Chris seems to eat it all up, because they offer exactly what he's looking for, a toon world safe space.

Some of these people have no shame or remorse, they're like a mini Chris, a prison knowing who they are probably won't stop them, I mean they're sending fan mail to the true and honest Christine Weston Chandler CPU Blueheart of the Commodore 64 once possessed by Magi-chan and Sonichu prime!
 
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As you can see I have not drawn anything in a long time. Anyway when I get the free time I'll bust out the calligraphy I bought and still haven't used and pen a fancy letter from princess celestia. If you wish to do the same make sure you abide by the mail regulations of the jail or else the shit will get thrown out.
 
Not only that, but prison meals are bare minimum enough, everything else food wise has be bought at the commissaries. If Chris doesn't have any money, he's either sucking dudes off to the extreme, or going hungry.

He's going to be losing a ton of weight.
Prison food is massively caloric if not very nutritious. He won't lose weight, in face many people gain weight in lockup.
 
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As you can see I have not drawn anything in a long time. Anyway when I get the free time I'll bust out the calligraphy I bought and still haven't used and pen a fancy letter from princess celestia. If you wish to do the same make sure you abide by the mail regulations of the jail or else the shit will get thrown out.
Ok if by some chance he writes back please post what he says, it could be our only way of knowing what life on the inside will be like for Chris for the next few years, even he ends up homeless and too broke to even afford a Charity phone he might return to social media via the library computer's.
 
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Or maybe his own 'My Struggle'.

Except instead of blaming the Jews he'll blame the dang dirty trolls. He already had the troll holocaust a long time ago in the comics.


We're already on the hook for now four suicides, three of which we had nothing to do with and the fourth is all but confirmed to have been fake so Byuu could escape a toxic community amidst the uproar smokescreen.
I got an idea:

Get off the internet and get therapy.
 
Ok if by some chance he writes back please post what he says, it could be our only way of knowing what life on the inside will be like for Chris for the next few years, even he ends up homeless and too broke to even afford a Charity phone he might return to social media via the library computer's.
Obviously I'm not gonna use a real return address I don't wanna have to explain to some postal inspector why I'm writing joke letters to an internet celebrity.
 
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I do feel pity for Chris for the shitty hand he was dealt in life with his broken brain and crazy parents. But that doesn't mean that I feel for an instant that he was somehow justified in the bad things he's done. He is a selfish, shitty person, and just because he's autistic doesn't provide an excuse for the zero empathy he has for other people. I'll take no pleasure from whatever consequences befall him, but consequences for his acts are well-deserved at this point.
 
To think somewhere out there maybe is a timeline where Chris is packing his bags and collecting his go fund me income to spend the weekend at the first con since covid instead he's crying himself to sleep in a jail cell thinking about what to try and away the judge with next even though it'll do him no good
 
If you still have pity towards Chris at this point, you're part of the problem.
oh I despise Chris, but there's more than one way to approach this. Ultimately he's an example of the system failing, much like The Joker:

1) His parents failed him with schooling
2) The school he went to failed him by even giving him a graduation
3) Barb failed him with poor diet, nutrition, responsibility
4) The trolls failed him with endless torment
5) The Government failed him by offering free money but never an incentive to better himself
6) The court failed him when he first got into legal trouble
7) Most importantly, he failed himself whenever he had a chance to improve, but always took the easy way out.

There are so many lulz in the chronicles of christory, but as a wise man once said, tragedy and comedy are just two sides to the same coin
 
I never really understood the pity that people had for Fatty

Chris is a terrible person...end of story. He's done a tonne of shitty shitty acts through out his life finishing up with raping how own senile mother.

He's always been a shitty person who got worse and worse as he got older. It was only a matter of time until he got into real trouble.

And now he's got exactly what he deserves.

I have pity for people in shitty circumstances who try to fix their lives and fail...not for a fat, stupid slob who lived as a child until 40 years old dodged every chance to mature or grow as a person and now the piper must be paid.
I remember when normal fags started to get into him a few years, they kept building up his ego and taking selfies with him. Hell, there were anime/game cons with panels about him. This shit just made him worst than the trolling. Why try to improve your life when you’re being treated like a god? He dug his own grave
 
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