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Car Won't Crank said:
Slight tinfoil hat thought, how much longer do you think until there are military style checkpoints setup on major interstates at state borders if this fiasco keeps going? Doesn't seem like the higher ups want to let this go until some endgame.
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It would have to be federal as interstates are federal. So, probably not. The federal government is a train wreck at the moment.
 
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Heinrich Maneuver said:
Uk Gov makes a billion pound deal with Pfizer for 35 million vaccines. Anyone else keep getting the NHS bothering them for the jab still? Expect that to be ramped up despite the 1.2 million people waiting for essential NHS services like brain surgery and breast cancer screening. Got my hands on an Irish digital vaccine pass thingy that (i assume) you can print out onto standard printer paper for when i require my vax loicence
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Look up #PFIZERLEAK on twitter. it's not just Aus. Those contracts are pretty standard, Albania's got leaked. Write to your MP and ask if our contract is similar. When you get no reply, look up "how do I complain about my MP ignoring my question" and follow the process.

Tell fucking *everyone* you know about this.


Also how to stop the NHS bothering you: Call them, and flip your shit at them.Lose it, tell them they're like abbatoir workers feeding people down the chute, they have blood on their hands, in years to come people will be baying for their blood, really, really go to town.

I've not been contacted since. Funny that.
 
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For those of you struggling with religious exemptions: Say you've converted to Islam. The hijab is a choice, and then the democrats will have to choose between cutting off your livelihood for not taking the vaccine or being seen as islamophobic for cutting off your livelihood for being a "devout" Muslim. (Success rate depends on your skin color because the democrats do be like that.)
 
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Random Internet Person said:
The world as we knew it died in 2019.

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Saints Requiring Vax, or Proof Of Negative Test To Attend Game

Preparing for the announcement on Thursday, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell will be enforcing a city-wide mandate for mandatory proof of COVID
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Oh noooooooo, Nawlins wants vax papers if you want to go anywhere in the city, oh noooooo, that means I won't be able to go to that crime-infested, pothole-riddled shithole, oh noooooooooo

It's like, I don't even need another reason not to go there, but thanks for giving me one anyway.
 
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King Dead said:
Oh noooooooo, Nawlins wants vax papers if you want to go anywhere in the city, oh noooooo, that means I won't be able to go to that crime-infested, pothole-riddled shithole, oh noooooooooo

It's like, I don't even need another reason not to go there, but thanks for giving me one anyway.
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And I wouldn't attend another NFL game if you paid me.
 
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Gensou Hadou said:
For those of you struggling with religious exemptions: Say you've converted to Islam. The hijab is a choice, and then the democrats will have to choose between cutting off your livelihood for not taking the vaccine or being seen as islamophobic for cutting off your livelihood for being a "devout" Muslim. (Success rate depends on your skin color because the democrats do be like that.)
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You usually have to have a regilious figure or organization confirm you are a regularly attending member.
 
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Vince McMahon said:
Something like that, why?
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That spells "S.O.S."
Vince McMahon said:
I disagree with your statement but you have a fair point, I'll stop. It was scary to get it, purely because I didn't trust (and still don't) the people who are pushing it.
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If you're a woman, watch your period.
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Fucking insane. "Perform good and we'll give you your god given rights back temporarily." Fuck this shit.
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Jesus fucking Christ. I feel so bad for Kiwis with children right now.
 
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So...suppose an individual has resigned himself to commiting violence or rebellion to stop this nonsense. Doesnt seem like screaming at these people works

Whats the most effecient way to go about this?

(In roblox of course)

where and when could the next blowback phase start?

What sort of shit would you recommend or say we are about to see?
 
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The golden neckbeard said:
So...suppose an individual has resigned himself to commiting violence or rebellion to stop this nonsense. Doesnt seem like screaming at these people works

Whats the most effecient way to go about this?

(In roblox of course)

where and when could the next blowback phase start?

What sort of shit would you recommend or say we are about to see?
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Minecraft would be a place to start
 
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Kujo Jotaro said:
Minecraft would be a place to start
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Not fedposting.

Somebody smashed the principles car today at my sons school and put anti mask paint on it.

Its a legit question. at what point is violence gonna be ok for those who will never comply

You are all intellegent people and i wanna hear your thoughts
 
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TheRedChair said:
Posting this here. Yea you can't make this shit up...

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Well, um, so here's the thing: there's actually two different ways to die – regular death, and Ultra Xtreme Death to the Max – the former is how this man sadly succumbed. However, had he not gotten the vaccine and instead died of COVID-19, he would have died of the OTHER kind of death – which is not only a fate worse than death, but a fate worse than a fate worse than death! For you see, had he died of COVID-19 without the vaccine, every atom in his body would have simultaneously exploded at the speed of light, causing black holes to appear and destroying our galaxy!

Get the vaccine, kids: I got my 12th Johnson & Johnson dose today! Sure, I feel like shit and there's a burning sensation in my balls, but that's the price I pay for owning the chuds.
 
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gal I often live with and am sometimes married to and / or fucking said:
I got the jab because work says so
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XYZpdq said:
wat
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TWO DAYS LATER
gal said:
I got coof
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so now I'm helping her through the post-jab sicks, she's already weirded out about nanomachine jokes lol
at one point she's worried I'm not taking this seriously like, dressed to the nines in a biosuit or some shit while getting her soup and I'm like "I am taking this seriously. I'm listening to that King Crimson album I never got around to going through. Either I coof to death or I don't. Not much more I can do at this point."
 
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