Oldfag / Old Internet Sperging Thread - ILJ calls herself "anonymous," she is a hacker on steroids.

[Pukebucket]

I don't think anyone should call themselves a true oldfag unless they were at least around before 4chan decided to fuck with Scientology and made themselves known as "l33t haxors!!!!11!1!" to the mainstream boomers on FOX who thought that spamming publicly available fax numbers with V for Vendetta memes and ordering pizzas to David Miscavige's house was the epitome of cyber terrorism.

(A better gauge in my opinion though is whether or not someone was around before Youtube condensed all video media onto one website for easy viewing. If you were old enough that most of your media consumption was through the myriad of somewhat scattered content sites like Newgrounds and the closest thing to modern social media was Xanga and Livejournal you're part of what I would consider the lattermost years of ye olde internette.)

Bella is a newfag scriptkiddy at best.

 

[PopPillzHearVoices]

Osamagotchi

Fuck up that Bitch Osama

www.newgrounds.com

playing this in the public library

 

[Norman B. Normal]

If we're posting ancient shit, this one's still my favorite after nearly 2 decades:

And a bonus:

That's right, millennial bitches. Generation X invented the meme. Every single thing you've done since then has copied us. The one thing you thought you had is not even yours.

edit: Also, we own our homes! Which you never will! Ha ha!

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

God I miss this faggot.

 

[Mario Incandenza]

This thread is fucking cringe. Also, if you don't remember world4ch, you're not an oldfag.

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

Isn't this bitch named Abra? Or was that another ED findomme?

YES her middle(?) name was Abra, which was a fun bonus

 

[AnOminous]

If you weren't on CompuServe or GEnie you're all newfucks.

If you were on either of those you were an absolute faggot without the balls to be reading Usenet from White Sands Misssile Range.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I'm legitimately surprised Bella and her crew didn't go to Chris's old house and dig up patty.

 

[Gashner]

From what I could gather she's idolizes ancient 4chan but thinks "old 4chan" is post Chanology. She spouts ancient "teh lolz hax0r" because she saw a few videos talking about classic raids while she embodies the worst of modern 4chan. Bella shows zoomers don't get 4chan. She saw Chris as the easiest way to make a name for herself so she could be 4chan cool.


Also personal fav of mine

 

[Hurgle Blurk]

Osamagotchi

Fuck up that Bitch Osama

www.newgrounds.com

playing this in the public library

Tamagothi Homepage!

Children, all of you.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Look, I found a picture of Bella and her hacker friends!
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We are anomalous. We are legumes. We do not forbid, we do not forfeit. Expecto patronum.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

If you were on either of those you were an absolute faggot without the balls to be reading Usenet from White Sands Misssile Range.

Oh, fuck you, bitch! What's the Hayes code for querying the DTMF tone duration on a 2400 baud SupraModem? Don't look at him, look at me! I asked you a question! Don't wait for the translation, ANSWER ME NOW!!!

 

[Henry Hill]

i miss ytmnd

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

We are anomalous. We are legumes. We do not forbid, we do not forfeit. Expecto patronum.
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LMAO WTF IS THIS TYSM I have never seen this picture

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

LMAO WTF IS THIS TYSM I have never seen this picture

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

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STOPPPPPPPP

EDIT:
dammit good thing this is a shitposting thread cause clearly i cant figure out how to make the picture happen again right now

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

None of this would have happened if Bella just constructed additional pylons.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

oldfag vs newfag matters less than lulzsec vs anonymous and "we must go on a moral crusade", tbh

 

[Peter Piper]

I'm surprised no one has called the OP a faggot yet. Well here's to you OP:

 

[Subtlety]

(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits