Oldfag / Old Internet Sperging Thread - ILJ calls herself "anonymous," she is a hacker on steroids.

Random banning sprees really put the /b/ in /b/

The best was people arguing that advice dog was ruining 4chan and memes while saying they'd leave for a shitty imageboard that no longer exists.
my fav was bans for the forced memes that annoyed the mods the most

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Wasn't that from one of the first public(non military) 'chat sites'?
You mean Usenet? That's where online dumbness really got a foothold.
Fuck.

15 13375p34k Pr3-87?
Actually yes. It was invented ironically in early BBS culture, the concept being that you were always being surveilled, something that has turned out to be true in actuality, and so this nonsensical language evolved. Nobody actually believed that this was an effective way of addressing surveillance, it was just a joke.

This is how things like B1FF became a meme, before memes were considered to be a thing.
 
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