US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

No mean tweets, guys.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Fucking ouch.
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I dunno about anything else, but this was the last straw.

I have zero faith in the American Federal Government, the American People or Western Civilization in their current forms.

 

[gaystoner]

Holy shit! Look at this!!

It's a genuine eight-box in the wild. These are rare as fuck!

right? I was so shocked.

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Video that surfaced of what appears to be the corpse of one of the wheel people caught in the wheel well at cruising speed

This is worse optics than the people falling off the planes holy shit

No source for now, found it on a telegram channel

honestly sickening. What else could this possibly be from? People don't typically chase planes during take off

 

[Gehenna]

I dunno about anything else, but this was the last straw.

I have zero faith in the American Federal Government, the American People or Western Civilization in their current forms.

The entire purpose of Biden was that he was supposed to be inoffensive. A friendly face while the cabals behind him work things out. As that mask has cracked and cracked it became more obvious to even casual viewers that something was wrong. This... unmitigated disaster is nothing short of a sledgehammer to the mask.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

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No mean tweets, guys.

And what is the American Left? They just got cucked by the Afghanistan Taliban.

The entire purpose of Biden was that he was supposed to be inoffensive. A friendly face while the cabals behind him work things out. As that mask has cracked and cracked it became more obvious to even casual viewers that something was wrong. This... unmitigated disaster is nothing short of a sledgehammer to the mask.

And what is going to get done to fix it? The States are dragging ass on Fixing the Obviously Broken Voting Systems so we can vote them out, we can't debate them directly because they got big tech squeezing out anything that is against the Narrative and they are putting a "Capital Police" beuro in various states so we got our own Ghestapo forming so you won't be able to protest in real life else you Get Vanished.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

After reading about Camel Toe's chimpening at her own staff in the White House, I would give a fucking King's Ransom to hear about what went on all last night.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, we'll never know the real deal about these times until after Joe is dead.

 

[mr.moon1488]

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No mean tweets, guys.

Wishful thinking

 

[Tree]

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Video that surfaced of what appears to be the corpse of one of the wheel people caught in the wheel well at cruising speed

This is worse optics than the people falling off the planes holy shit

No source for now, found it on a telegram channel

I wonder how that sounded from the inside.
Imagine hearing that for the full twelve hour flight.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

And what is the American Left? They just got cucked by the Afghanistan Taliban.

They went from being against the war in Afghanistan, to now being for it, while throwing innocent Afganis under the bus in just a span of 10 to almost 20 years.

 

[Absolutetense]

>20,000
Lol why do I feel like they're just trying to flood themselves with more non-whites?

 

[I-chi]

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No mean tweets, guys.

Nice fucking fat nose, Jew. Keep digging up more penny cent labels and kvetching about nothing, they're losing power every fucking day.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I dunno about anything else, but this was the last straw.

I have zero faith in the American Federal Government, the American People or Western Civilization in their current forms.

I passed that point long ago but welcome to the club, here's your Aloha shirt and complimentary White Claw, sit back, kick your feet up and get ready to roast some marshmellows over this trashfire we used to call our civilization.

 

[Gehenna]

So, political prediction time.

1: The cabal is -done-. The war is -hot- now. Not sure how much we will see, but the cabal can no longer stand, one of the groups -has- to gain dominance. It's going to be a no holds barred brutal political war between three factions who absolutely hate each other. The Executive Branch will not remain isolated in this. The Congress is going to be ripped apart.
2: The republicans won't be spared. Any personal favors to be called will, all RINOs will be expected to get behind at least one of the factions. Open warfare gets to kick-off between the factions. The current media disorganization is a direct result, nobody in media knows what side to support.
3: Kamala will bring the knife out. She might not quite use it, but she needs to position herself immediately to stab Biden in the back, and stab every single member of the Cabal as well. She has power, and has been quietly consolidating it until now.

 

[Dona Morte]

Smoke 'em out!

 

[Michael Wade]

So far, the funniest part of all of this was what came out Saturday night.

DOCTOR (she's a Doctor, you hear, a DOCTOR) Jill Biden had to send ol' Joe to bed because he got confused by all the conflicting reports.

I want you to picture that.

Mommy had to send Joe to bed because he was up past his bedtime and got confused.

Remember how there was always the question of the 3AM phone call having to be handled right there in your pajamas if you're POTUS?

Biden showed he can't handle anything outside of what his handlers have been telling him with even 2 days notice.

We needed the POTUS to show us he had a firm hand on everything.

And DOCTOR Jill Biden sent him to bed.

She's half the fucking reason he took so long to respond, waving off everybody who tried to get in contact.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, we'll never know the real deal about these times until after Joe is dead.

You think he's going to last that long? I sure as shit dont.

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Fuck.... I kinda want to see her do it, but she has no business being president. None. Her cowardly response to all this shows that pretty clearly. She'll be president for a day before she gets her ass dragged out.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I dunno about anything else, but this was the last straw.

I have zero faith in the American Federal Government, the American People or Western Civilization in their current forms.

I hit that when I watched French mobile pasteurization labs get put up as mobile chemical warfare labs on CNN, backed by a man I had respected and trusted with my life.

Welcome to the jungle, baby.

It's not that bad, once you realize that it's OK to be crazy, the entire universe is crazy.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It's not that bad, once you realize that it's OK to be crazy, the entire universe is crazy.

Speak for yourself.

I am the sane one, it is everyone else that is buttfuck mad.

 

[make_it_so]

"And he's heading back to Camp David..."

Oh man are his numbers screwed. History will not look fondly on him for running away.

We're looking at this being a Black Monday for his administration in the history books.

Brave Sir Joe Bravely Ran Away.

 

[tehpope]

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No mean tweets, guys.

2004 called. They want their fucking idea back.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

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bruh.