US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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So fellers. This is for LAUGHS. :D :D :D :D
 
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Before the farms went down I made a post asking about how bad the midterms are going to look like for the dems, the general responses that I got were that shit was looking rather grim for them and that they might try to, ahem, re-fortify the elections, well they better fortify this bitch harder than the Maginot Line because with each passing day this Afganistan situation gets worse and worse, this whole thing made the entire administration look like complete and utter retards, they tried going into hiding and when they realized that that wouldn't work they had to wrangle in Biden in stage to make one of the worst speeches I've ever heard, it was just him trying to pass the blame to someone else while also trying to get all the glory of pulling out of the war, everything about this is an optics disaster for everyone involved, fucking blue checkmarks are starting to make unconfortable questions on Twitter, and the worst thing is that this is just the beggining, the entire world saw the US get humiliated by literal inbred cavemen with outdated guns, this wilm probably enbolden all the enemies of the US across the world.
All of this happened because Biden, or more accuarately, his handlers, wanted an optics victory by getting out of the country on the anniversary of 9/11. Never thougt I would see the government of the strongest nation on earth fuck up this badly, it really feels like the late Roman Empire now.
 
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GuntPunt said:
Kamala is the least popular VP since the 70s. Literally only Spiro Agnew was less popular, because he was getting his ass impeached in the biggest scandal in modern American history at the time.
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Was listening to Barnes earlier, and something similar to this line of thought came up. Agnew was similar to Kamala in the deep unpopularity, yes. But just like want we saw with Cuomo (and hopefully with Newsom too in the recall), he was also taken out of the picture via a scandal that of course forced his hand in resignation, not because Agnew was tied to an impeachment which haunted his superior who in office longer than he was.

That gay op on Agnew was done to help further threaten Nixon with looming impeachment, because no one in the Establishment wanted a President Agnew. Those same people wanted Governor Rockefeller to be VP, and then of course, President too (Nixon beat Rockefeller back in '60s primary, plus Dick always felt like an outsider). However, they settled for a stooge like Ford to come in as VP and have their way with the man when he was President (with Nelson Rockefeller pulling in right after to fill that 2nd slot).
 
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Vitruvius said:
It's been incredibly amusing to watch Biden and his admin absolutely eat shit every single time they've attempted to flex their executive muscles and get part of their agenda done. These are the fruits of attempting to warp reality with media narratives and wishful thinking. You can deny that the wall is there over and over as you are speeding towards it but the second you hit it no amount of spin or blame shifting will save you from the result. Reality is a mean bitch like that.
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After reading about Camel Toe's chimpening at her own staff in the White House, I would give a fucking King's Ransom to hear about what went on all last night.
 
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Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
You know, I either watched or listened to the news all day today. While I'm hardly a foreign policy expert, I'm pissed.

I don't know that we could've stopped this from happening if Biden had stuck to Trump's timeline. I think that Afghanistan is pretty much ungovernable and the Taliban is about the only organization brutal enough to pull it off (which is a sad reminder that the world isn't a warm and fuzzy place).

That being said, our actions over there have required the assistance of the locals and when I see those same people clinging to the sides of departing cargo jets (and then falling to their deaths) it strikes a chord with me. If my options were taking my chances desperately clinging to a C-17 or certain execution at the hands of the Taliban, I don't know which I'd choose.

I'd like to think that maybe our hasty retreat demoralized the Afghan military and America's welching on the terms of our withdrawal helped the Taliban recruit. Certainly, our leaving behind military equipment didn't work in the Afghan Army's favor. It's a what-if but I think there might be some merit to it. Then again, maybe they just don't care or are too afraid of the enemy to fight.

Regardless, we're going to inevitably leave people behind that we shouldn't have and they will suffer brutal reprisals as a result. That's a function of the disorganized mess and general incompetence of the people running this show and that can't really be denied. Maybe if the administration hadn't had their heads completely up their ass about the Taliban's capabilities, the army wouldn't have become demoralized at the Taliban's rapid advance. Maybe we would've had more time to get the people who helped us out.

Watching this president, whom I wouldn't trust with a potato (much less a potato gun), get up on stage three days after he said this wouldn't be another 'Fall of Saigon', blame everyone but himself and give us platitudes about how we need to apply international pressure against the Taliban to better the conditions for those we abandoned pisses me off. We all know that's not going to work.

I get that this is a long war and that it's long past time to go, it's also our responsibility to not leave the place in utter chaos and this administration's ineptitude has caused us to do just that.
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Put simply, no the fall probably couldn't have been prevented. But what could have been mitigated is how many American citizens (including embassy officials) and close collaborators (Afghan or NATO citizens) were left stranded and how much military equipment we pretty much gift-wrapped for the Taliban. All of that is on Biden.
 
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Constellationzero said:
After reading about Camel Toe's chimpening at her own staff in the White House, I would give a fucking King's Ransom to hear about what went on all last night.
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I can provide a pretty good idea. There has long been a four-way war brewing between the three main Handler groups and Kamala. All hate each other, vehemently. That war seems to have finally gone hot, likely the groups realized the situation was fucked and each tried to overtly use Kamala in their own way. Kamala then likely hit her breaking point, refusing all requests outright, and has begun fortifying her position and her staff against the inevitable reprisals.
 
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Video that surfaced of what appears to be the corpse of one of the wheel people caught in the wheel well at cruising speed

This is worse optics than the people falling off the planes holy shit

No source for now, found it on a telegram channel
 
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Merry said:
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Video that surfaced of what appears to be the corpse of one of the wheel people caught in the wheel well at cruising speed

This is worse optics than the people falling off the planes holy shit

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Do you think that sounds more like a baseball card in a bike wheel spoke, or steak being hit with a tenderizing hammer?
 
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So far, the funniest part of all of this was what came out Saturday night.

DOCTOR (she's a Doctor, you hear, a DOCTOR) Jill Biden had to send ol' Joe to bed because he got confused by all the conflicting reports.

I want you to picture that.

Mommy had to send Joe to bed because he was up past his bedtime and got confused.

Remember how there was always the question of the 3AM phone call having to be handled right there in your pajamas if you're POTUS?

Biden showed he can't handle anything outside of what his handlers have been telling him with even 2 days notice.

We needed the POTUS to show us he had a firm hand on everything.

And DOCTOR Jill Biden sent him to bed.
 
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Michael Wade said:
We'll never know because Biden broke the agreement. He broke the fucking agreement and gave the Taliban the propaganda they needed to rally, demoralize everyone and make the warlords keeping them in check backdown. This is all on Biden.

You know it, I know it. Your paymasters know it. You cant spin this. Just accept it like everybody else and move on to praising Kamala.



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This is your president. Own it.

Afghans according to him are shit at defending themselves yet worth more then our soldiers and citizens.
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But not even the queen is immune, oh no. She's going down with the ship.

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Gonna put on my ol' schoolteacher hat and say "We're NOT TALKING ABOUT TRUMP." "He's NOT HERE." "Biden is in the White House--NOT TRUMP."

And you can bet your doofy ass that if this evacuation went smoothly and Afghanistan and Kabul was now a haven of shopping malls, rainbows, and unicorn farts--Ol' Corn Pop aaaaaand Camel Toe would be at that podium, thumbs jabbing the air at theirselves with the whore in full jackass bray: "Yep--Mission Accomplished! That's OUR VICTORY--US--DEM-O-CR-A-TS! See if Trump could pull that off--now where's that cute little four year old I was sniffing?"

But nona that happened. Donald J. Trump IS NOT in the White House.
YOU'RE RIDEN WITH BIDEN...RIIIIIGHT? RIIIIIGHT? This is YOUR GUY. LOUD AND PROUD. Own it.

Edit to say this is not aimed at you, Michael Wade.
 
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