Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I don’t know which one of you said I’ll show up to visit Lucas with three girls and some “clinkernigger” but I almost burst out laughing while talking on the phone with a client yesterday. It’s like hey honey I’m going by McDicks but I can pick up some Clinkernigger on the way home, oh and that lolcow Lucas is back in the psych ward I’m going to go visit with a couple of my Gen Z co-workers and tell him that housing situation he has planned it’s not in the cards; just some friendly advice since he put out a call on YouTube for some visitors to come by.
 
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He is worried of someone taking a gun into the nuthouse to murder him but wants a permanent address so he can get an ID to "have some fun". Yup, the danger of getting offed with a gun is only at the nuthouse and not while he is out at night creeping around the bars downtown Spokane.

I noticed he said Calispel is only for 30 days so he might be gone for a month after all.

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There is 1 shelter that I don't think he has stayed at - UGM (Union Gospel Mission). He did mention in 1 of his videos he was thinking of looking into UGM. So there is that 1 shelter he could try when he gets out of mental hospital. He might be avoiding it since the homeless staying there are expected to help out like picking up litter and such. I think the homeless are also to attend UGM's church service.
 
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moseph.jartelli said:
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Exactly. Once he gets an ID he has access to the Post Street Bars and all the age gap scene that takes place there. He will be plenty good and can walk in and tell a smart, pretty, interesting girl how pretty she is and kiss her hand. The rest just works itself out! Should be married to her and living with her in about a month. The ID is the only thing holding him back.
 
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The forum's server made an oopsie, deleting the last archive I uploaded here. So I'm just going to re-upload it:
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It's weird/funny/disturbing to see that he can't keep the rage down for longer than a minute or so, before it starts creeping back into his voice. And the "multiple women" thing is becoming a tic for him, like his brain just defaults to it.

And regarding another video so as not to double-post, I find myself very curious whether Lucas even knows what a clit is.
 
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Trainwreck said:
What's funny is him focusing on needing the ID to get into the bar. They don't card people who are obviously of age, this is just another cop out for him to shift the blame for not getting young puss puss.
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Yeah its odd he hasn't just tried walking into a bar and sitting down. I think he might be carded for the sake of being kept out though. But if it was during the day and quiet I'm sure he could sit down and order a pint its nice enough outside on a patio. That being said if you reek like ass and are bothering other patrons I don't think they have to let you in. I wouldn't be surprised if Spokane bouncers knew about the man, the myth, the legend by this point
 
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Man I still cannot get over the fact that he worked himself up into that much of a frenzy in less than a week, without (as far as we know) even trying to talk to one woman. I know "trying" and "talking to women" are alien concepts to him, but what in the fuck did he expect? For that underage skateboard chick to notice him lurking across the street and walk over and offer herself to him? He's screaming and sobbing because in his first week out of the psych ward he didn't get any pussy when he didn't try to get any pussy. Of course as I've said it wouldn't do him any good to try, he would fail, but it just illustrates the true mind-bending insanity of his delusional worldview. He got out of the psych ward, walked the streets alone, slept in the woods, avoided people, screamed at statues and God, and he was shocked, hurt, and completely jaded by this deplorable generation, nation, and world, when after five days a hot, loyal teenage baby factory was not bestowed upon him, from nowhere, by strangers. I am not exaggerating, this is a literal description of Lucas' expectations and beliefs about reality. Fucking hell man
 
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Can anyone local clue us in on these bars? I'm guessing they're sort of quieter pub type places. Probably for older dudes to get a drink and socialize. I know sometimes girls end up going to those places because they won't be hit on as aggressively. He could be seeing younger waitresses serving older men too. I'm dying to know.
 
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TurdFondler said:
Can anyone local clue us in on these bars? I'm guessing they're sort of quieter pub type places. Probably for older dudes to get a drink and socialize. I know sometimes girls end up going to those places because they won't be hit on as aggressively. He could be seeing younger waitresses serving older men too. I'm dying to know.
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Judging by the Bistango site, it's just some regular bar/restaurant.

Post St. is where his formerly beloved Churchill's, Steam Plant, PF Chang's, and Red Robin is. And it's where Pioneer whatever is. So, how Lucas suddenly discovered this is where old men gather their harems of zoomer girl puss puss is perplexing.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Judging by the Bistango site, it's just some regular bar/restaurant.

Post St. is where his formerly beloved Churchill's, Steam Plant, PF Chang's, and Red Robin is. And it's where Pioneer whatever is. So, how Lucas suddenly discovered this is where old men gather their harems of zoomer girl puss puss is perplexing.
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The fact that the 'age gap scene' he claims to have discovered is centered around his own hobo territory speaks for itself and in itself shows that its just another delusion tied into his existing insanity and behavior patterns. Its all in his head and like all of his delusions is centered around him in some manner. Hell i'm surprised he didn't try to tie it into that hallucination he had of little girls outside his apartment screaming about how they want him to get them pregnant and want his baby while he was laying in bed, with some kind of 'ahah! well that explains why that happened!' to try to delude himself into going deeper into his delusions by further rationalizing them. Whats next? Claiming the age gap scene is there because the greybeards want to be around him because of all of his age gap knowledge that he's been spreading in the area?

After all, its lucas's MO to rationalize his delusions and insane behavior by referencing examples of his other delusions and insane behavior. His reasoning is always circular and and always centered around justifying anything he does or believes to be true no matter what evidence exists to the contrary

Also just came across this from january, some weirdo doing his wern impersonation, but looking at his channel he seems like he has alot more in common with lucas than he wants to admit:

 
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