US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MirrorNoir]

Last week John Oliver mentioned Afghanistan for 3 seconds.
I wonder what the spin will be this year.
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Your student loan is NOT going away. Get up off your ASS and WORK.

Oliver will lead the way in blaming Trump for what happened and toss in an extra dose of gaslighting with Oliver claiming Taliban=Trump and his supporters via evoking the early 10s Tea Party=American Taliban comparisons by the left and HBO proper as seen on the Newsroom.

SNL meanwhile will simply allow Michael Che and Collin Jost to make fun of Biden on Weekend Update for fucking up but continue to bar any sketches that make Biden or Kamala look bad.

The real piss test is Colbert, since if Colbert shits on Biden over this then you know TPTB know Biden is fucked since Colbert's their prized stooge.

I'm so glad we found Joe today! But as @Oliveoil was trying to show us, a new question has emerged: Where are Republicans? The only pouncing Republicans I see are not even such, but Conservatives criticizing the events unfolding!

Just where could those losers be, at a time such as this, to avoid the easiest wins they could have ever wished for prior to the midterms?

Best case scenario is that someone has told the GOP to stay quiet as far as the old "never interrupt your enemy while they are making a massive mistake" type deal.

Worse case scenario, they are staying quiet for fear that the Democrats and the media will respond to the GOP capitalizing on Biden fucking up like he did with a united smear campaign to blame it all on Trump if the GOP go on the offensive.

 

[Rabidcolombian]

 

[Cuckoman]

I don't think the "Deep state" has much to do with the current reaction. This has all the earmarks of a mixture of severe infighting with every man for himself. Rats fleeing the ship and trying to be the first to condemn it best.

It's political cancer. Nobody can get away from it fast enough.

That is not how these games are played. No one wants to be seen with blood on their hands once the inevitable happens and Biden is dumped.
The proper way would be something aling the lines of Kamala calling a pressconference and urging the attacks on Biden to stop, that we must unite behind Biden, and the CODE WORDS: "I have full confidence in President Bidens capabilities to lead the nation through this crisis".

 

[Constellationzero]

He's not supposed to step down or be forced out. He's supposed to be JFK'd so they can blame the Dtrumpfs for it.

This isn't a Presidential Administration. It's a Make a Wish. It's a death lottery. The winner gets to eat his fill, and at the end of the day, he goes into the volcano.
Do you think that the people who have unlimited access to this mong don't know the full extent of how gone he is? They know he's a rubber chicken in a Matlock suit. The only "respectable" use for such a man is as a human sacrifice. I think they wanted to try and make people care about him first, but he's supposed to die in office. It's the only thing that makes any sense.

At the same time, it makes sense that Kamala wouldn't be involved in this, so lol if she fucks up their plan to make her the next LBJ with full dictator powers.

Also, page 1776!

Just like all muh horror movies like Midsommar...

A SACRIFICE is, well...a SACRIFICE!! Something you DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP. That's why it's a sacrifice.

But yeah, I understood and agree with your points completely.

 

[Ita Mori]

WTF is this Tim?
Can't find a fence to sit on?
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Bald beanie man is friends with both pozzed neolib/cons like Vaush and RoamingMillenial. Trust a fallen mop before you trust a youtuber.

 

[make_it_so]

Biden decided he wanted to give a speech and have a photo-op on 9/11/21 for his legacy
so "fuck you sandniggers, the deal is off, I got a photo-op to plan"

That is what happened. This all is due to Biden wanting a photo-op for his legacy.

This is your fucking legacy now, Joe.

 

[Gehenna]

That is not how these games are played. No one wants to be seen with blood on their hands once the inevitable happens and Biden is dumped.
The proper way would be something aling the lines of Kamala calling a pressconference and urging the attacks on Biden to stop, that we must unite behind Biden, and the CODE WORDS: "I have full confidence in President Bidens capabilities to lead the nation through this crisis".

Normally, yes. Normally they'd make it clean, tidy, and let him 'lose with dignity'.

Normally, it's not Saigon 2.0, from an admin already besieged on every angle.

This is less "The Straw that broke the camel's back" than "The elephant that broke the camel's back". It's big on its own, but atop -everything else-?

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

This is your fucking legacy now, Joe.
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It is a metaphor for the entirety of the administration...we haven't even made it one year yet.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

If memory serves, Null has actually given contradictory information about that. At some point Null said something to the effect of that he considered it because he was finding arguments about ratings from both "sides" to be a problem of some kind.

I was in the spiderman thread when it happened, it was Dyn's idea trust me lol.

 

[Constellationzero]

At the very least this shitshow certainly makes the odds of audit reports having an actual impact rise

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I wasn't pulling any of that outta my ass. I called it last night. I just said we MAY NOT NEED to think about it because the optics of this shitshow are so goddamn bad, Potato and whore just might still be dogwalked (for our pleasure) WITHOUT the fraud.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I was in the spiderman thread when it happened, it was Dyn's idea trust me lol.

No way mate, totally HHH's fault. #discord

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

And I, for one, cannot WAIT for all those world leaders to start saying "Lol, not legitimate president!" And all the NPC dipshits shrug and say as always: "Welp, nothing we can do! There's no precedent! There's nothing in the Constitution about kicking out an illegitimate president, lol, guess we're still rIdEn wItH bIdEn!"

Hmmm...

I feel bad for all the East Asian countries that greatly depend on the US military, like imagine being Taiwan right now, I'd be shitting bricks if I were them, their independence, their culture and freedom depend on whether or not the US military is able to stand up to China and now they along with the rest of the world saw the US military essentially admiting defeat against a bunch of inbred goatfuckers, not only that but they also saw the US throw their ally to the wolves, all thanks to the fact that the government of the US is now ruled by a senile old man who doesn't know what era he's in, an absolute cunt that has as much experience handling politics as MovieBob has handling sex and an absolutely corrupt oligarchy that's barely capable of ruling the country.
All of this is extremely embarrasing, if you went back in time and told Washington that this is how his future nation is going to look like he'd either commit suicide or become a hardcore British loyalist.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

LMAO Get the fuck outta here with that shit; he sent them to Harvey Weinstein's casting couch!

Weinstein never molested anyone on his paygrade, only subordinates

 

[draggs]

Never in my life have I heard of a President being sent to bed by his wife because he couldn't process. EVER. ANY President worthy of the name would be in there pitching until they passed out from exhaustion. President Trump sure would have. Clinton, the Bushes, whoever, same thing, pretty much.

We haven't lived in a world in a very, very long time where a President can just go to bed when major-league shit involving the USA is happening in the world. Last President with that sort of opportunity was probably Coolidge, but nothing that earth-shaking happened on his watch.

But Little Joey got sent to bed by Mommy. Let me guess...Mommy has access to the nuclear "football" now. She can open the bag, pull codes, and launch strikes now.

Putin, Xi, Kim, and whoever is in charge in Iran are surely scared shitless. They have NO fucking idea what is going on in Washington and just what might happen. I would be. Any back-channel reassurances that some adult is actually in charge in Washington can no longer be believed. This is a very dangerous situation. Seriously, this shit ain't funny, people.

By now, anyone who has any confidence in Joey and his regime is either certifiably insane or totally blind to reality. God help us.

This cannot go on much longer when shit is hitting the fan and the White House isn't present so the Secretary of State and a bunch of foggy bottom flunkies are the face of the government

Why is the president shutting himself off from the country in Camp David why is Kamala completely MIA why is the White House on the dark side of the moon

I don't care if it's a bunch of stuff I think is dumb, a leader has to be seen by the people and at least try to connect with them in a crisis. I bet Obama is blowing his stack about retard Joe, he understands all this stuff

 

[Ita Mori]

The proper way would be something aling the lines of Kamala calling a pressconference and urging the attacks on Biden to stop, that we must unite behind Biden, and the CODE WORDS: "I have full confidence in President Bidens capabilities to lead the nation through this crisis".

Lol she'd be signing a death warrant if she said that. She's basically endorsing and tying herself to Biden so hard that she becomes the fall guy for when some deep state fucks up next.

 

[XYZpdq]

I feel bad for all the East Asian countries that greatly depend on the US military, like imagine being Taiwan right now, I'd be shitting bricks if I were them, their independence, their culture and freedom depend on whether or not the US military is able to stand up to China and now they along with the rest of the world saw the US military essentially admiting defeat against a bunch of inbred goatfuckers, not only that but they also saw the US throw their ally to the wolves, all thanks to the fact that the government of the US is now ruled by a senile old man who doesn't know what era he's in, an absolute cunt that has as much experience handling politics as MovieBob has handling sex and an absolutely corrupt oligarchy that's barely capable of ruling the country.
All of this is extremely embarrasing, if you went back in time and told Washington that this is how his future nation is going to look like he'd either commit suicide or become a hardcore British loyalist.

otoh maybe Asia could use a shiny new co-prosperity sphere

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I feel bad for all the East Asian countries that greatly depend on the US military, like imagine being Taiwan right now, I'd be shitting bricks if I were them, their independence, their culture and freedom depend on whether or not the US military is able to stand up to China and now they along with the rest of the world saw the US military essentially admiting defeat against a bunch of inbred goatfuckers, not only that but they also saw the US throw their ally to the wolves, all thanks to the fact that the government of the US is now ruled by a senile old man who doesn't know what era he's in, an absolute cunt that has as much experience handling politics as MovieBob has handling sex and an absolutely corrupt oligarchy that's barely capable of ruling the country.
All of this is extremely embarrasing, if you went back in time and told Washington that this is how his future nation is going to look like he'd either commit suicide or become a hardcore British loyalist.

China is going to test the waters very soon now. I don't think it'll be a full-on cross-strait invasion yet, but some 'exercises' are about to get dangerously close to the periphery of Taiwan.

 

[Gehenna]

Lol she'd be signing a death warrant if she said that. She's basically endorsing and tying herself to Biden so hard that she becomes the fall guy for when some deep state fucks up next.

All proper and normal behaviors died when Kabul fell. Every man in Washington is in it for himself now.

China is going to test the waters very soon now. I don't think it'll be a full-on cross-strait invasion yet, but some 'exercises' are about to get dangerously close to the periphery of Taiwan.

2022. All eyes on 2022. China won't dare risk something proper until it can be assured the U.S. is actually toothless. A locked Congress means a locked Admin. If that stays, then they will move.

 

[MrJokerRager]

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NPCs are pissed at CNN and everyone not Nicole Wallace

@LurkTrawl I'm not saying a majority of people think this. But there are many NPC's short circuiting and defaulting to 'Biden is Lord'

I just googled Nicole Wallace, she looks like a typical soulless white rich trophy wife cunt who comes from some rich smug suburban fucktard area in Connecticut or somewhere else in New England. These are folks whose lives are so much in a bubble, they haven't seen a non white in ages and will never let one set foot in their neighborhood.

 

[verissimus]

Best case scenario is that someone has told the GOP to stay quiet as far as the old "never interrupt your enemy while they are making a massive mistake" type deal.

It is actually quite unnerving how relatively quiet the Right has been for the past couple of weeks.