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忠勇真 said:
If I am a woman who has big tits, I can literally get away with triggering the apocalypse just so I can see the world burn and everyone suffer.
Imagine if Hitler wasn't a funny-looking manlet with anger issues and was instead some 10/10 10'10" blonde-haired, blue-eyed hunk with an extremely attractive twunk appearance, extreme strength and a cool composure, he would still probably not get away with his crimes because he is a man.

I am morbidly curious and I kinda want to see an alternate universe with Giant Twunk Hitler getting away scot-free with the Holocaust and invading other countries mostly because of his armies of fangirls.
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It has worked before.

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忠勇真 said:
If I am a woman who has big tits, I can literally get away with triggering the apocalypse just so I can see the world burn and everyone suffer.
Imagine if Hitler wasn't a funny-looking manlet with anger issues and was instead some 10/10 10'10" blonde-haired, blue-eyed hunk with an extremely attractive twunk appearance, extreme strength and a cool composure, he would still probably not get away with his crimes because he is a man.

I am morbidly curious and I kinda want to see an alternate universe with Giant Twunk Hitler getting away scot-free with the Holocaust and invading other countries mostly because of his armies of fangirls.
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Well, some Jewish fanfactions surrounding The Holocaust™ have to do with Jewish men and women being made into sex slaves and "milked" in Nazi milking machines, and there's the big-titted dominatrix character of Ilse that was cooked up in their degenerate minds, and yet she and the Germans didn't get away it in the end.
This is of course fiction, but you'd be surprised how many people believe this to be factual both through the medium of film as well as exaggerated stories retold by parents to their kids as bedtime horror stories.
The human mind has a proclivity for the morbid and macabre and will grab unto such stories because it's fascinating.

TLDR: "Nazi Bella the tranny crusher" will be in book stores in Israel and become a best-selling erotic novella within 20 years.
 
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忠勇真 said:
If I am a woman who has big tits, I can literally get away with triggering the apocalypse just so I can see the world burn and everyone suffer.
Imagine if Hitler wasn't a funny-looking manlet with anger issues and was instead some 10/10 10'10" blonde-haired, blue-eyed hunk with an extremely attractive twunk appearance, extreme strength and a cool composure, he would still probably not get away with his crimes because he is a man.

I am morbidly curious and I kinda want to see an alternate universe with Giant Twunk Hitler getting away scot-free with the Holocaust and invading other countries mostly because of his armies of fangirls.
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Please write your Himbo Hitler fanfic elsewhere
 
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What did the YT algorithm mean by this???View attachment 2454743
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Looks like we've got the medical answer to Bella's foot problem: switch over from marinating her feet in kitty litter and feces to marinating them in a box filled with ground nutmeg.

(I write this as a reference to Townsends, but this does read like a legitimate homeopathic remedy a granola mom would try out)
 
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Y'all can't count, she turned 20 today. Her birthday is in 2001. But we already know that she was getting Allen to buy her alcohol, and I doubt that in bumblefuck Texas she will have much trouble scoring alcohol somewhere else.

Happy Birthday to the Greatest Troll of All Time. You really trolled yourself to a level few could have imagined.
 
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