Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

We often like to act like anti-psychotics only reduce the crazy, but in some cases they only shift or amplify the crazy. I know someone who has developed hyper fixation due to their medication. It's damaged their friendships, relationship, ability to work, and even sleep. All in exchange for reduced auditory hallucinations which had a less damaging influence on their life. Yet most doctors don't want to find something else if the medication is doing more damage than the illness.

Medication can be a powerful and effective treatment, but Lucas likely needs treatment beyond and other than just medication, not that he'd ever accept it.
i have known a few people with similar proclivities to lucas', and they all ended up alright after reflecting on what was going wrong and deducing what they needed to do about it. lucas doesn't seem neurologically unequipped to self-examine, he just seems too comfortable where he is to bother with being a better person. he seems to enjoy indulging in his narcissistic rage more than he enjoys interpersonal harmony and agreeableness - there's no medication that could directly affect his priorities in that regard.
 
i have known a few people with similar proclivities to lucas', and they all ended up alright after reflecting on what was going wrong and deducing what they needed to do about it. lucas doesn't seem neurologically unequipped to self-examine, he just seems too comfortable where he is to bother with being a better person. he seems to enjoy indulging in his narcissistic rage more than he enjoys interpersonal harmony and agreeableness - there's no medication that could directly affect his priorities in that regard.
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You can probably diminish the intensity of his rage outbursts with medication, but it won’t give him self awareness. It’s also far more likely they’ll exacerbate a few of his personality flaws. And that’s the real problem here, his personality. You can’t medicate that away.
 
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You can probably diminish the intensity of his rage outbursts with medication, but it won’t give him self awareness. It’s also far more likely they’ll exacerbate a few of his personality flaws. And that’s the real problem here, his personality. You can’t medicate that away.
IDK dude. 2017 Sedated Lucas was great. Calmly describing his unreachable pipe dreams of academic achievement, looking nice and erudite in his collared shirt and steel rimmed glasses… with us all knowing that it wouldn’t last.

Those were the golden years. Watching him slip out of this period of medicated stability into swollen faced, Batman pantaloon Lucas was a sight to behold. We have his medication (and his lapsing thereof) to thank for that.
 
IDK dude. 2017 Sedated Lucas was great. Calmly describing his unreachable pipe dreams of academic achievement, looking nice and erudite in his collared shirt and steel rimmed glasses… with us all knowing that it wouldn’t last.

Those were the golden years. Watching him slip out of this period of medicated stability into swollen faced, Batman pantaloon Lucas was a sight to behold. We have his medication (and his lapsing thereof) to thank for that.
Psych meds are all sorts of crazy. Just because you reacted well to them in the past, doesn’t mean you’ll react well to them in the future.

Antipsychs are very effective at controlling your nerves, so that accounts for erudite Lucas. Until they decide to up your sexual impulses.

The fact is that we have little clue on why they work, nor why they don’t.
 
About the PUA thing I wonder whether Lucas would accept an invitation to a pick up artist conference to learn some well umm “skills” *ahem* on the art of talking to random women. Something tells me he wouldn’t unless he thought he’d be able to give a lecture on telomere science and his own techniques which would be hilarious.

Imagine the prestigious Dr. Nigga Luc with his que cards and a microphone giving his Ted talk to an audience about his scientific findings and views on capitalism and dating. If he wasn’t totally incompetent I’m sure he could convince some roob to buy the book on his dissertation in age gap breeding. Edit: although the book would just be scans of pages written in colour pencil with footnotes of schizo ramblings from the background noise.
 
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The fact that the 'age gap scene' he claims to have discovered is centered around his own hobo territory speaks for itself and in itself shows that its just another delusion tied into his existing insanity and behavior patterns. Its all in his head and like all of his delusions is centered around him in some manner.
It makes a lot of sense that Post Street is right near the bus plaza in his tiny downtown hobo bubble. If you spend long enough watching any bar or restaurant you’re going to see older men in the company of young women. As has been said the vast majority are probably fathers and daughters, uncles and nieces, coworkers, teachers and students etc rather than romantic partners. But Lucas just spends all day lurking around watching these people and fitting them into his delusions and using them to stoke his jealousy. So intensely creepy
 
In his recent onslaught of mania-induced videos, he mentions that Issac has gone away to treatment... what are the chances that he and his buddies rolled Lucas at the "party" and then split?

ETA: I just listened to his sobbing video, he's totally fake crying.
Nah, if Isaac and his buddies had rolled him, Lucas would have made a deal about it. Back when Lucas was at the Cannon shelter and Isaac interfered with his "move" on Dorothy the satanist, he sure did spew about it. Remember Lucas said Shareef had his back and tackled Isaac to the ground.
 
Playing with your hair might be just a habit without no meaning behind it other than you want something to do with your hand, you have long hair, and it’s right there. Women play with their hair all the time. I’ve even seen long haired men doing it.
Am long haired man. Can confirm. Hair is being played with as I read this. I only noticed because I needed to consciously untangle my hand to type this response. It's like stroking a beard, or clicking a pen. Your hands want something to do and it's there.
 
He loves the pose of the disaffected rich kid, because it allows him to claim association with a social group, while simultaneously remaining above it. Speaking of isaac, and his crowd of friends, Lucas says "They're poor, they came from low upbringing", a statement of such raw classism that one could easier picture it coming out of the mouth of an aristocrat, than a homeless man.

His arrogance is typified in a phrase that we've heard Lucas use over and over again, and I believe you, my dear amigo @wenttobermuda , were the first one to point it out: "I'm here for...", or "I'm not here for..."

Examples:

"I'm not here for platonic relationships". "I'm not here for vague answers". "I'm here for love" etc, etc ad infinitum.

Another regular bit of the Werner vernacular is "largely". Largely is almost exclusively a means of generalization for Lucas: "you're largely socialist" "you're generation is largely generous", "you're largely liberal", etc.

"Largely" functions as a shortcut in Lucas's hyperbole; as we all know Lucas is entirely unable to see people as anything other than groups and categories, usually binary sets, which are diametrically opposed into good and bad: Liberals and conservatives, Republicans and democrats, communists and capitalists, gen Z and millennials, narcissistic and empathic, generous and GREEDY, bigoted and enlightened, homeless / virtuous, or "Rich" enough to own a car / necessarily classist, etc.

In the same way that there was a lot of interest in CWC's singular "CWCisms" such as china, pickles, tugboats, "among which", etc, I found myself personally fascinated by the unique slang of Lucas's dialogue.

I noticed some of his odd ways of expressing himself very early on; many were entirely new to me, such that I thought of them as being unique to Lucas, before I realized he was attempting to appropriate slang of the youth, and mispurposing it.

For example, he used to use the word "open" to indicate the start of a conversation, like "You open 'buddy' with me", meaning someone would come up to Lucas, and call him "buddy" as a means of getting his attention, something that he was vehemently opposed to, because at the time, one of his obsessions was how women had to refer to him exclusively using cutie-pie terms of endearment like "honey", "sweetie", and "baby", which he claimed all of the singles from 'Friends' consistently used with each other.

Along with "the girls with the thick thighs", which he would run together very quickly when he spoke it, as if he expected everyone to immediately recognize the group identity of this substrata of women, he used to recall his treasured blushing with the aforementioned "full blush face", which actually could be good or bad, as he used it back then.

He mentioned Suzanne going "full blush face" as she handed him the restraining order, discussed his own mother going "full blush face" as some sort of gestalt shorthand for her ignorance and naivete, and of course most commonly used the term when suggesting the sexual interest that a variety of young female strangers allegedly had for him, at various times.

I don't think Lucas has ever described a male as going "full blush face"; in his appellation, "full blush face" appears to be a body language unique to women.

I found the term to be so unique, almost like a clandestine code word, as if Lucas had created his own shibboleth that only he understood, and so it became one of the early aspects of his identity which made me more interested in devoting a likely unhealthy amount of time to laughing at him.

Anyhoo.
Wernology is time poorly spent. What of it?

My current project is to place Lucas in the greater context of the genus risus bos. This classification includes other noteworthy individuals like Dan Cilley, John Bulla, and Nick Bate, and is characterized by hypersexuality and extreme social deficits. I find horny retards who fixate on young girls to be a nice point of entry for appreciating the absurdity of the human experience.

Lucas's use of language is fascinating. Not only does he have some pretty weird things to say, he says them in a weird way. Solecisms, cacology, malapropisms, disfluencies. Equal parts insecure teenager who recently acquired a thesaurus, creepy old man overwhelmed by youth slang, and schizo riffing on his delusions.

His voice, too, is an obnoxious instrument, perfectly matched to the charming things he says. Lucas has joked that he sounds "faggy." He wishes, but he's probably repeating something he's been told. When he is not raging himself hoarse, he may affect a performative, asshole's tone. Sounds like he's practiced it. I think of it as his camera voice.
 
I wonder what the story is with this black kid Lucas said attacked him.

Once again, despite his claim that this alleged beating involved a blow to his head, Lucas remains wholly without bruises, lumps, or scratches. Just like the beating with 2 baseball bats which would put most people in the hospital.

Strangely enough, the only evidence of a fight that we've seen was the mysterious black eye from years back which was never discussed, nor even acknowledged by Lucas, and disappeared from his memory and ours just as quickly as it appeared.

Considering that Lucas has demonstrated that he hears a variety of auditory hallucinations, even when he's in the company of large groups of people, such as background voices at the homeless shelter, telling Dorothy to go with him, (What a world, what a world...) and background noises warning Dorothy against going with him, I don't think it's unlikely that Lucas may experience some form of tactile hallucination, where he imagines he's being beat up.

Or, you know, he may just be making the whole thing up to appear more like a victim.
 
I wonder what the story is with this black kid Lucas said attacked him.


The story is the same as the last "black guy" that attacked him: Entirely made up in a desperate attempt to get sympathy.

Like the "fat Albert looking motherfucker" who supposedly attacked him with a metal baseball bat, this "black kid" person doesn't exist and the attack never happened.
 
Everything Lucas talks about is within like a half mile section of downtown Spokane. He must only wander the same couple streets all day, every day. Except for the nice island park he's banned from.
His entire universe is within walking distance. It's not necessarily weird in itself because a lot of people in cities all over the world live a comfy existence like that, it seems out of place for somewhere like Spokane though. I've wondered about the people who also spend a lot of time in Lucas's little walkable perception of the universe. He doesn't blend in, he can't. He's the kind of person who draws your attention for a never ending list of reasons. I bet the cops who patrol the area in their cruisers watch him waddle around and make their own inside jokes about him like we do.
"Think we're gonna have to tell him to leave and never come back to some place today?"
"Nah he looks even fatter than normal, probably gonna go find a bridge to crawl under and hibernate."
 
Wernology is time poorly spent. What of it?

My current project is to place Lucas in the greater context of the genus risus bos. This classification includes other noteworthy individuals like Dan Cilley, John Bulla, and Nick Bate, and is characterized by hypersexuality and extreme social deficits. I find horny retards who fixate on young girls to be a nice point of entry for appreciating the absurdity of the human experience.

Lucas's use of language is fascinating. Not only does he have some pretty weird things to say, he says them in a weird way. Solecisms, cacology, malapropisms, disfluencies. Equal parts insecure teenager who recently acquired a thesaurus, creepy old man overwhelmed by youth slang, and schizo riffing on his delusions.

His voice, too, is an obnoxious instrument, perfectly matched to the charming things he says. Lucas has joked that he sounds "faggy." He wishes, but he's probably repeating something he's been told. When he is not raging himself hoarse, he may affect a performative, asshole's tone. Sounds like he's practiced it. I think of it as his camera voice.

the language is my favorite part of Lucas’s crazy. His verbal intelligence appears pretty high average until you ask him to explain things or you start catching the huge misunderstandings of terms. He fixates on certain words and terms and repeats them even when dead wrong.

mitigation instead of mediation is my fave lately.

What I’ve come to learn is that Lucas has an excellent memory of language. It may be due to his obsessions as his ruminating thoughts and verbal repetition create basic rote memorization with no real comprehension. But he can recall statistics and terms so verbatim that I sometimes think I’m re-watching the same video.

the upshot is that he’s like a trained monkey who has words with no meaning.

I took a chance and googled the brain’s empathy center, for example. He says “right supermarginal gyrus” (he has no clue where that is, of course) but even that location doesn’t seem to be right. I tried to Google the whole cascade effect of testosterone, pituitary, vanderwals etc etc because I’m operating on college biology and graduate biopsych and psychopharmacology which gives me enough knowledge to call bullshit and know what to research.
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I still am searching for his source material. I love finding the source pages he uses to plagiarize and appear intelligent
 
My current project is to place Lucas in the greater context of the genus risus bos. This classification includes other noteworthy individuals like Dan Cilley, John Bulla, and Nick Bate, and is characterized by hypersexuality and extreme social deficits. I find horny retards who fixate on young girls to be a nice point of entry for appreciating the absurdity of the human experience.
I like how you juxtapose Lucas next to these other horror cows. Nick Bate is particularly vile if there is one cow I could unlearn about it would be him. But now I have to learn about these other cows you mentioned. Its weird too with Nick and Lucas not only are they vile but they enjoy the attention from broadcasting their disgusting bodily functions and pedophilic predilections.

Edit: I'm glad Lucas isn't as aggressive like Dan Cilley, that dude is really creepy.
 
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I like how you juxtapose Lucas next to these other horror cows. Nick Bate is particularly vile if there is one cow I could unlearn about it would be him. But now I have to learn about these other cows you mentioned. Its weird too with Nick and Lucas not only are they vile but they enjoy the attention from broadcasting their disgusting bodily functions and pedophilic predilections.

Edit: I'm glad Lucas isn't as aggressive like Dan Cilley, that dude is really creepy.

If you haven’t checked out John Bulla get ready for a wild ride.... sexually.

(Schizo cows were my favorites to dive into when I first started lurking years ago.)
 
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