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I love his Twitter avatard. Imagine thinking that poking your finger at your temple makes you look smart, instead of just looking like a gigantic faggot.
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Why does he have two electrical meters feeding two different electrical panels in his house?"Author" who claims to make six figures a year posts pictures of his backyard.
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At the bottom right in the second image is the entrance to Pat's basement, where it has been alleged many horrific things occur.
It's a duplex. Patrick lives in a half hovel.Why does he have two electrical meters feeding two different electrical panels in his house?
Probably a mother in law attached or something, or maybe for the garage, that happens sometimes.Why does he have two electrical meters feeding two different electrical panels in his house?
Fucking strange, normally you wouldn't have both panels mounted side by side, you would have them mounted in the locations they served(eg the garage or mother in law).Probably a mother in law attached or something, or maybe for the garage, that happens sometimes.
So when this wife eventually leaves him too she'll also take everything just like the last one. And Patrick here calls himself a man.Probably because his house (actually it's his wife's house. Her name in on all the legal paperwork.) is split down the middle and they rent out the other half to somebody. That's why everyone makes fun of him for having "half-a-house".
Weeeeeellllppppp. Looks like this case is over for Fat Faggot.More bad news for Pat today. The case in CA was delayed for another month because his arguement had no evidence of Quasi101 from the forums doing anything that would be considered defamation. So they are now giving him ANOTHER 10 days to find some sort of evidence which they won't find because it doesn't exist.
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Never underestimate a scumbag lawyer's ability to drag out a case if his paycheck depends on it.Weeeeeellllppppp. Looks like this case is over for Fat Faggot.
Post it."Take my daughter...thanks!"
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He started comedy in two-thousand-Twelve:
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He rapidly developed into "a legitimate stand-up comedian":
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So much so that he audibly whimpers after stammering his way to bombs in 2015 (may need headphones):
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I have in my possession something nearly everyone thought long lost: the 2014 Cthulhu Comedy Collective performances at 42Lounge that were scrubbed from the internet. It is a bombfest of such horrifying magnitude that, even after being falsely accused of a host of crimes by the plaintiff, I'm still hesitant to do anything with it. The first time I watched it I cringed until my face muscles were exhausted.
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All that really means to me is that his lawyers love bleeding him dry for money. They know they can't win so might as well milk it til it's Dead.Never underestimate a scumbag lawyer's ability to drag out a case if his paycheck depends on it.
Don't forget this case should've ended months ago, had it not been for all the extensions and Resto's obstructiveness.
I don't give a fuck if your 120 year old house has pocket doors or not.
Sometimes, some people shouldn’t follow their dreams. Especially if they’re obese children like Fatrick “Augustus Gloop” Sean Tomlinson.Pocket doors are for poor people who don't have enough space to swing a real door.
That yard is completely fucked, and only a collossal narcissist would post pictures like that thinking it was some kind of achievement.
It's not even fenced in on all sides. Their fire pit is basically a hobo binfire in an alleyway.
Please release these videos. I've gotta see this."Take my daughter...thanks!"
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He started comedy in two-thousand-Twelve:
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He rapidly developed into "a legitimate stand-up comedian":
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So much so that he audibly whimpers after stammering his way to bombs in 2015 (may need headphones):
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I have in my possession something nearly everyone thought long lost: the 2014 Cthulhu Comedy Collective performances at 42Lounge that were scrubbed from the internet. It is a bombfest of such horrifying magnitude that, even after being falsely accused of a host of crimes by the plaintiff, I'm still hesitant to do anything with it. The first time I watched it I cringed until my face muscles were exhausted.
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Why wait? First, we have no idea when his lulz will fade, so waiting until you think he's milked out seems odd. Second, if you post it, we can all get involved in dissecting it. Third, make with the pathos, man!I think the stand-up compilation might be my ride-off-into-the-sunset Patpost, though. I also want to contrast how famous comedians like Louis Anderson, Drew Carey, etc. deal with criticism compared to Mr. "my hairline hasn't budged in 20 years...I'm not fat by any medical standard, child". The whole thing would take a huge amount of time.
I'm also waiting to see if lying fuckface tries to subpoena my info again.
Set list? I thought this was a live music term. I've never heard it used in the context of stand-up comedy. Is he saying he wrote down the order he is going to say his pre-written jokes in? He's going to have like 5 or 10 minutes at an open mic, how long could this list be? Or is he saying he wrote his whole "act" in one day? Either way I am very very interested.Some tragic news, this thread is about to get a lot less funny. Pat is apparently going back into comedy.
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I've heard Joe Rogan use the term "set" when talking about stand up comedy. I think Eddie Murphy and Seinfeld also use the term during the CCC episode.Set list? I thought this was a live music term. I've never heard it used in the context of stand-up comedy. Is he saying he wrote down the order he is going to say his pre-written jokes in? He's going to have like 5 or 10 minutes at an open mic, how long could this list be? Or is he saying he wrote his whole "act" in one day? Either way I am very very interested.
Also, the fact that he felt the need to put legitimate before "stand-up comedian" but not before sci fi writer possibly shows some self awareness on Fat's part, and with self awareness a tiny little self justifying white lie as well. He is a published author, but he knows he has no real metric to show that he is a stand-up comedian. Has he ever been booked or featured anywhere? I would think that's one of the basic requirements to consider yourself a "legitimate stand-up comedian". Maybe that's why he said "legitimate" and not "professional". An open micer could be said to be legitimate, but if they aren't getting paid they aren't professionals. Either way, it is my autistic belief that this one word gives us a look at the deluded mind of Fatrick.
Nah, that was after he stormed a Trump rally and bravely took a #RESISTANCE selfie and rode away on his scooter.Is it footage from the time he bombed so bad he apologized for it on Twitter the next day?
Veterans don't matter. Have they ever took the fight to the trolls and stalkers? No? Fuck them then!Pat's hateboner for Tucker Carlson continues.
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A future John-Doe is exposed to Pat's excellent debating skills.
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Unemployed man who has never served in the military insults veteran of two wars.
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Haha all the guy said was "you don't pay child support" and Pat exploded on him. Pure psychological projectionAnother new rule, don't mention that Pat pays no child support to his daughter.
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edit: Religion is bad because of Star Trek, child.
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