Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

If you haven’t checked out John Bulla get ready for a wild ride.... sexually.

(Schizo cows were my favorites to dive into when I first started lurking years ago.)
wow I just had a gander, some people just have that sex offender face not unlike this seal.

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the language is my favorite part of Lucas’s crazy. His verbal intelligence appears pretty high average until you ask him to explain things or you start catching the huge misunderstandings of terms. He fixates on certain words and terms and repeats them even when dead wrong.

What I’ve come to learn is that Lucas has an excellent memory of language. It may be due to his obsessions as his ruminating thoughts and verbal repetition create basic rote memorization with no real comprehension. But he can recall statistics and terms so verbatim that I sometimes think I’m re-watching the same video.

the upshot is that he’s like a trained monkey who has words with no meaning.
He writes down a lot of his insanity. I'd say he goes over what he has written to do his videos. That's why it looks like he has excellent memory. In some of his videos he's reading straight out from a paper.
 
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I wonder what the story is with this black kid Lucas said attacked him.

Lucas grinds me with his no one cares. He's a child. Lashing out he's not getting his way. No Lucas tons of people cared you destroy that and your fucking living off tax payers. We as a society take pity on retards crippled and the like enough we give em free money out of our back breaking labor. Money we could give to help end wars buy a TV or see a new country. Society cares about the enfeebled that much. Again like everyone and everything you touch you destroy it.

If you were not a failed rapist and pedo. King Roy could drive his retard son to his shelf stocking job then the two of em could share a nice soda over looking the elk kingdom. Lucas could help his lord Roy with mowing etc. His family could be proud and help their retard kiddo. I know some people who live this way and it's pure love and a good relationship.

Lucas wants to rape kids so much he can't be around family. They care about him but it's like caring for any predator in this case say a tiger. We all love them want them safe but FUCK bringing one into my home. It is a danger. Do you see that Lucas? We know you read here. You're a viper a foul snake. People who love you can't have you around.

The shelters you abuse care till you make such a fucking mess they don't feel safe around you and you hurt others who on hard times work for housing and lives.

You just demand more. You take that's all you ever have and will be a taker and a user and you're fucking awful at that.

Playing no one cares card won't trick the most latch key 11 year old emo girl. Sorry pukeas, socially isolated kids are aware you're a danger.

I hope he's forced to shower some time soon. Do loony bins not have bathing? He has always been a dirty boy even when he's had his own place. What a filthy pig.

He claims to be top seed and ready for parenting? He literally can't bathe on the regular when he had chance to. Kids need to be cleaned a lot. They are messy pukey, snotty,bleeding little things (god bless em but you know it's true).

I don't mean to A log but I really hope this "beating from a niggo" stays with him and we get to see Uberwaffenkomandat Herr Werner. Him being a racist would be funny as fuck. Also forgive my made up botched German title. But Simping for Aryan brotherhood and AOC at same time is something only our boy Luke could manage to do any not see any irony.
 
Lucas grinds me with his no one cares. He's a child. Lashing out he's not getting his way. No Lucas tons of people cared you destroy that and your fucking living off tax payers. We as a society take pity on retards crippled and the like enough we give em free money out of our back breaking labor. Money we could give to help end wars buy a TV or see a new country. Society cares about the enfeebled that much. Again like everyone and everything you touch you destroy it.

If you were not a failed rapist and pedo. King Roy could drive his retard son to his shelf stocking job then the two of em could share a nice soda over looking the elk kingdom. Lucas could help his lord Roy with mowing etc. His family could be proud and help their retard kiddo. I know some people who live this way and it's pure love and a good relationship.

Lucas wants to rape kids so much he can't be around family. They care about him but it's like caring for any predator in this case say a tiger. We all love them want them safe but FUCK bringing one into my home. It is a danger. Do you see that Lucas? We know you read here. You're a viper a foul snake. People who love you can't have you around.

The shelters you abuse care till you make such a fucking mess they don't feel safe around you and you hurt others who on hard times work for housing and lives.

You just demand more. You take that's all you ever have and will be a taker and a user and you're fucking awful at that.

Playing no one cares card won't trick the most latch key 11 year old emo girl. Sorry pukeas, socially isolated kids are aware you're a danger.

I hope he's forced to shower some time soon. Do loony bins not have bathing? He has always been a dirty boy even when he's had his own place. What a filthy pig.

He claims to be top seed and ready for parenting? He literally can't bathe on the regular when he had chance to. Kids need to be cleaned a lot. They are messy pukey, snotty,bleeding little things (god bless em but you know it's true).

I don't mean to A log but I really hope this "beating from a niggo" stays with him and we get to see Uberwaffenkomandat Herr Werner. Him being a racist would be funny as fuck. Also forgive my made up botched German title. But Simping for Aryan brotherhood and AOC at same time is something only our boy Luke could manage to do any not see any irony.


He's wrong. Plenty of people care. But he's driven his family away, and whatever few friends he has, that they have stopped interacting with him, for their own mental health. Sometimes people are just so shit, that it's a waste of time and wellness to interact with them. I will say though, I'd bet he's made mental health treatment people not care, and that's ridiculous, as those people are wells of caring
 
If you haven’t checked out John Bulla get ready for a wild ride.... sexually.

(Schizo cows were my favorites to dive into when I first started lurking years ago.)
Bulla is a wild ride, about 6 months ago I dove in and just consumed that thread in about two weeks.

Worth it.
 
We often like to act like anti-psychotics only reduce the crazy, but in some cases they only shift or amplify the crazy. I know someone who has developed hyper fixation due to their medication. It's damaged their friendships, relationship, ability to work, and even sleep. All in exchange for reduced auditory hallucinations which had a less damaging influence on their life. Yet most doctors don't want to find something else if the medication is doing more damage than the illness.

Medication can be a powerful and effective treatment, but Lucas likely needs treatment beyond and other than just medication, not that he'd ever accept it.
I think people underestimate the complexity of human biology/chemistry and overestimate how precisely pharmaceuticals can manipulate that biology/chemistry. Psychiatric drugs are more akin to mallets and crowbars being used for jobs that require more precision. Thankfully human brains are surprisingly malleable; behavior modification and lifestyle changes are harder to affect, but can have a profound impact on the brain.

What a lot of people don’t understand is that all antipsychotic medication has the same primary therapeutic mechanism, acting as an agonist to D2 receptors (dopamine). What makes them different is that the respective molecules of each drug have a different array of receptors they can bind to and have different levels of affinity for each receptor.

Quetiapine (a.k.a. seroquel) is classified as an antipsychotic even though it blocks the shit out H1 receptors, so at a low dose quetiapine is functioning not all that differently from benadryl or other antihistamines you can buy over the counter. Once the dosage reaches a certain level, only then does it start binding to D2. In contrast, another antipsychotic olanzapine (a.k.a zyprexa) has less affinity for H1 and more affinity for D2 than quetiapine and can reach therapeutic doses at a much lower dose. 10 mgs of olanzapine buys you the same amount of D2 transmission dampening as 500 mgs of quetiapine, but that 500 mgs of quetiapine is gonna take the starch right out of a locust eating crackpot via the sedative impact of blocking H1.

Aripiprazole (a.k.a abilify) is a newer antipsychotic that acts only as a partial agonist to D2, but is also partial agonist for the serotonin 1A receptor. These 1A receptors play a role in compulsive behavior, which is why I think Lucas is being prescribed it. The catch is, slowing down 1A transmissions is only going to help people who suffer from particular problems and paradoxically, can give people those particular problems if they take the medication.

This is probably what happened to your friend. There is a significant minority of people who experience auditory hallucinations, but the hallucinations do not have a negative impact on their day to day life. I think they have some kind of activist organization called “Hearing Voices Advocates” or something similar. Basically, we don’t really understand how these folks developed the capacity for hallucinations, only that they don’t seem to operate in an identical fashion like the auditory hallucinations experienced by people suffering from delusional disorders.
 
The story is the same as the last "black guy" that attacked him: Entirely made up in a desperate attempt to get sympathy.

Like the "fat Albert looking motherfucker" who supposedly attacked him with a metal baseball bat, this "black kid" person doesn't exist and the attack never happened.
Lucas: "Nigga! Nigga! Nigga!"
Black Guy: *walks by*
Lucas: *Shits pants & hides behind garbage can*
Lucas (later that day): "I was assaulted by an angry black criminal Gen-ZEEEE bigot who jumped me for no reason! Send CashApp!"
 
Lucas: "Nigga! Nigga! Nigga!"
Black Guy: *walks by*
Lucas: *Shits pants & hides behind garbage can*
Lucas (later that day): "I was assaulted by an angry black criminal Gen-ZEEEE bigot who jumped me for no reason! Send CashApp!"
Fat Albert runs into Lucas painting dude bros go home and yelling nigga. He sees Fat Albert and shits his pants tripping over his green shoe laces and falling head first into a garbage can then cries that he received a savage beating.
 
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I do find it pretty funny how he's suddenly desperate to not be homeless now that he's worn out his welcome at the homeless shelters, exhausted their good will, and the free food and beds are starting to dry up.
It’s taken almost a year and a half but it’s finally dawning on him how absolutely screwed he is. It would be sad if it weren’t entirely self-inflicted.
 
Well, if Tubby doesn't get released from the puzzle factory soon, he won't be able to get signed up for the fall quarter classes at SCC. Lol! I bet he is academically suspended. Even if he is not in classes, he will keep talking about how he is totally getting an AA and soon a PHD. Hopefully, he has fucked up ever getting financial aid again, but I bet our government would be more than happy to give him money to go and creep on girls on campus.
 
the language is my favorite part of Lucas’s crazy. His verbal intelligence appears pretty high average until you ask him to explain things or you start catching the huge misunderstandings of terms. He fixates on certain words and terms and repeats them even when dead wrong.
Lucas epitomizes someone trying to sound smart, which he regularly does to try impressing zoomers and fails miserably.

The purpose of language is that everyone is supposed to understand you. When you're purposely using big words, you're only serving to act like a fool.

Lucas is poorly attempting to make people believe his magic jizz nonsense, by memorizing telomerase articles that he doesn't understand at all.
 
Lucas sobbing begging to know WHY he is alone got me thinking about it, to entertain myself earlier I was trying to list all the reasons. Lucas is really exceptional because he has almost everything possible going against him. An exhaustive list would be novel-length but I've identified several "complexes" of inter-related traits and reasons why he will never have a romantic partner again, barring the kind of drastic personal change we know he will never make at this point. Ranked from most serious to least:

#1: Anger. Lucas is absolutely radioactive with uncontrolled rage, seething jealousy, and toxic narcissism. If you took a world survey of women asking the most unattractive traits in a partner, anger and jealousy would be at the top. Women and girls are rightfully afraid of this kind of man. Their every instinct screams at them that Lucas is absolutely the type of partner who will kill them if he thinks they've been talking to another man. The fact that he is completely blind to this and thinks his rage is alpha shows he knows less than zero about women.

#2: Isolation. Lucas doesn't know any women and is too timid to talk to them. He has no job, social life, or hobbies, which are typically the places one meets women. He has gotten no practice talking to women in over a decade, and very obviously has no idea what they're like or how they think. You have to know women to get a girlfriend, that seems pretty self-evident, but he honestly expects them to somehow come find him.

#3: Social Retardation/General Personality. Lucas is bizarre, rude, inappropriate, off-putting, cringe, stupid, and childish. He cannot hold a conversation and will try to steer it toward jizz-related pseudoscience within a few sentences. He is unlikeable and bad to talk to even when he's not filled with rage.

#4: Being Gross. Lucas is fat, balding, unwashed, wears the same clothes for weeks, thinks eating like a pig is sexy, and has a gimp leg that he drags behind him.

These are the major reasons I can think of, I'm sure there are many more, Lucas seems almost designed to repel women. It's hard to think of how he could be worse. Like if you were to pick every negative trait in an RPG just for comedy purposes.
I think maybe you're overestimating women's standards. If they were actually that set against angry or jealous men, then there wouldn't be crowds of insane women who practically slide out of their seats while watching movies like Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey.
Yes, I realize when asked almost all women would say they don't like jealous or angry men. When asked they also say they don't want anything to eat from the store (until you make it home), that there's nothing wrong (as you can almost see steam rising from their ears), and that they don't care if you do anything for valentine's day (even though if you don't you'll hear about it until next year). And being socially incompetent would help him fit in very well with gen z.

My point is there unquestionably are young girls with daddy issues who'd confuse rage and jealousy for "passion" who'd sleep with him. The thing is I don't think it matters because he's such an enormous pussy who's so terrified of women that I'm not even sure how he would get laid. They'd have to essentially force themselves on him.

But then again I'd also argue that's because he doesn't actually want to get laid in any realistic sense.
Like many incels his obsession with not getting any is simply an emotional watershed for his feelings of purposeless, impotency, loneliness, and fear of senescence, but even outside of that the image of getting laid that appeals to him is the kind of vague fantastical porn-like version that only exists in the mind of a fat retarded schizoid where his partner is a fuck puppet who he has complete control over. In the much less elegant version that plays out in reality, I seriously doubt he'd even be able to get it up.

As an aside, I can't help but notice wern's narcissism, coomerism, detachment from reality, objectification of women, obsession with youth, love of communist policies, and desire to be the passive party in romantic/sexual exchanges, all makes him seem like a really solid candidate for transexualism. I kind of wish that would happen. In fact I'd put "Lucas Werner comes out as a transbian" below "DSP x WingsOfRedemption cage fight" but above "Russell Greer gets sent to the hospital after being beaten up by a prostitute" on the list of cow events I most want to see.

I've often wished a habit on Lucas.

Lucas has a destructive relationship with drugs and poor impulse control, but he has yet to fully embrace substance abuse. This is a disappointment. Consider the way he spends money on food, his general fiscal responsibility, the amount of weed he smokes. If he switched his allegiance to liquor or pledged himself to something interesting like opiates, Lucas would be a natural.

Lucas won't though because his life is already dominated by a major dysfunction: his love quest. It's like a process addiction, like gambling or sex. The lonely drama of being The Wern fills the same role in his life that vodka or fentanyl may in someone else's. But that doesn't mean that there isn't also room in Lucas's life for booze and drugs. Some of his more entertaining videos have been sauced. But a Lucas that's on the chase for a high instead of puss puss wouldn't be interesting.
I legitimately think Lucas would be too fucking stupid and useless to become an addict.
The thing is, stupid street junkies don't usually make it very long; they'll either wind up dead or in prison fairly quickly, and if they don't they probably won't be able to obtain enough drugs to actually develop a habit because even if they were just straight up given money they'd incessantly get used and ripped off, especially if they're too timid to stand up to people.

Even the lazy white trash welfare leech's preferred route, scamming doctors, would be off the table since he'd still have to be a somewhat competent manipulator.

No, Wern possesses no such self sufficiency. The only thing he knows how to do is be pathetic and hold his hands out, so unless the government starts supplementing disability checks with bundles of heroin I don't think drug addiction is in the cards for Lucas.
 
I hope Fatty hasn't left us again realizing people are only laughing at his stupid videos. Unless he already got his shit broken/stolen again.
I would imagine he's probably grifting to stretch out his stay in the stabilization unit as long as possible, if that's even something that could be done...
 
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