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Oh god. I've only ever felt this creeped out in the Kailyn thread. Does this guy chimp out at all?
Horrorcow Samuel Catnipnik - Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer
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Okay, that's fucking horrifying.
On the plus side if we shoot him I'm pretty sure no court in the land would convict us.
On the plus side if we shoot him I'm pretty sure no court in the land would convict us.
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No, but he does do porn.
Lots and lots of porn
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Is there any sane explanation for why he's wrapped up in what appears to be duct tape? It can't be that difficult to obtain a more traditional mannequin.
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No... No... There will never be a time to watch Goofy porn... I'm not brave nor insane enough to do that.... 
Instead, I'll just say this: There's a reason why things like Goofy remain cartoons instead of live action... This is the reason.
It looks fucking creepy.
Instead, I'll just say this: There's a reason why things like Goofy remain cartoons instead of live action... This is the reason.
It looks fucking creepy.
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As a costumer I can actually answer that! It is known as a duct-tape-dummy (that is the actual term, and run with that as you will, folks). It is a cheap and fast way to make a hyper-accurate sewing mannequin (Insert horrifying rating here) instead of having to pad out a storebought dummy with foam. The only thing I could think is, oh my god what is he going to make that it has to be that accurate? This explanation is probably the only 'sane' part of it.
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I admit. I almost went for the power button when I seen that 'mask'...
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Poor Goofy. I used to love your wacky antics...
Is there any animated character from my childhood that has not been ruined by these spergs?
Is there any animated character from my childhood that has not been ruined by these spergs?
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I'm convinced "Nothing Being Sacred" is a scientific rule of the universe.
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That's a nice Nerf gun collection
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I now feel bad for ever bashing fursuits.
Those look downright normal compared to this abomination from the depths of the abyss.
Those look downright normal compared to this abomination from the depths of the abyss.
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He looks more like a demented Parappa the Rapper than he does Goofy.
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I'm thinking Batman villain, for whatever reason.
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The most awful part for me is that it's actually decently accurate to the character's appearance, but as others have said, this is a cosplay that should never happen. Ever. 
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Why is the Disney fandom plagued with people like this?
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This is almost Deeker levels of horrorcow.