💀 Horrorcow Samuel Catnipnik - Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer

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Oh god. I've only ever felt this creeped out in the Kailyn thread. Does this guy chimp out at all?
 
Okay, that's fucking horrifying.

On the plus side if we shoot him I'm pretty sure no court in the land would convict us.
 
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Is there any sane explanation for why he's wrapped up in what appears to be duct tape? It can't be that difficult to obtain a more traditional mannequin.
 
No... No... There will never be a time to watch Goofy porn... I'm not brave nor insane enough to do that.... (:_(

Instead, I'll just say this: There's a reason why things like Goofy remain cartoons instead of live action... This is the reason.

It looks fucking creepy. :surprised:
 
Is there any sane explanation for why he's wrapped up in what appears to be duct tape? It can't be that difficult to obtain a more traditional mannequin.
As a costumer I can actually answer that! It is known as a duct-tape-dummy (that is the actual term, and run with that as you will, folks). It is a cheap and fast way to make a hyper-accurate sewing mannequin (Insert horrifying rating here) instead of having to pad out a storebought dummy with foam. The only thing I could think is, oh my god what is he going to make that it has to be that accurate? This explanation is probably the only 'sane' part of it.
 
Poor Goofy. I used to love your wacky antics...

Is there any animated character from my childhood that has not been ruined by these spergs?
 
I now feel bad for ever bashing fursuits.

Those look downright normal compared to this abomination from the depths of the abyss.
 
The most awful part for me is that it's actually decently accurate to the character's appearance, but as others have said, this is a cosplay that should never happen. Ever. :cryblood:
 
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