US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[In Memoriam]

When she was saying that about giving kids his phone number, she meant in the context of they are sick and he offered to help their family not that he’s a pedo if you watch the clip.

 

[Psyduck]

was the "white" or "old" really necessary?

How else are we supposed to know we should hate them?

 

[MrJokerRager]

was the "white" or "old" really necessary?

In this context, YES.

We been hearing so much about helping the poor niggers and wetbacks of the world that people forget who is funding all that woke shit.

 

[Aidan]

In this context, YES.

We been hearing so much about helping the poor niggers and wetbacks of the world that people forget who is funding all that woke shit.

Qui?!

 

[Ow The Edge]

was the "white" or "old" really necessary?

Well we can’t have anyone suspecting they might be disproportionately of one highly particular ethnicity.

 

[tehpope]

It would end support for the Democratic Party outright among most Americans. Any argument could be ended with "at least my candidate didn't knowingly support a pedophile".

Big if true.

The ones in denial are gonna go "But muh Trump and Epstein. And those lawsuits from 2016."

 

[Feline Supremacist]

There's no way to -use- it though. "We sent civilian aircraft into a warzone and they got shot down" has no way to fire BUT backwards. It's a helluva risk to take to expect the TALIBAN to hold back.

Either some ISIS faggot wannabe or a Talib going full ham, I doubt Taliban leaders want to shoot down planes

As a follow up, apparently Biden giving his number to kids has been spoken about before, by Michelle Obama of all people.

Double Check: Michelle Obama Told the DNC That Joe Biden Gives His Personal Phone Number to Kids.

There are two questions to ask here: “Why did Michelle Obama mention the personal phone number element?” and “Why has it been widely shorn of context?” The answer to both is that the statement is not really about the phone number; it’s not even about the stutter.

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Joe being outed as a pedo, on the same level as the bacha bazi faggots the Taliban is killing the icing on the shit cake

It's good to keep in mind that your opposition isn't evil or willfully ignorant or deliberately misconstruing

But a fundamental fact easy to laugh at is that people are not in fact stupid

Nah, they are. It's why I stop working for political consultants; a ho working the Bruckner Expressway has more dignity and honor.

If the leader of the most powerful nation on earth is found to be a pedo, we are done as a nation, domestically and on the international stage.

The Democrat Party getting rekt is not worth that.

The Democrats rekted the United States-its people, its military and wealth. Add every RINO and we could maybe, maybe, come back.

was the "white" or "old" really necessary?

Yeah, they're the ones crying about their pet niggers and and illegals tearing this country apart. Never forget who runs this nation.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Styx going to attempt to livestream / comment on Biden in the next couple minutes (apologies if already posted).

 

[ZMOT]

You've got to feed them. You've got to clothe them. You've got to house them. You've got to provide sanitation, medical assistance etc.

This isn't an undertaking that you can just pull out of your ass at the last minute. This requires a plan and it's becoming readily apparent that we don't have one.

that's mainly down to logistics, worst case they have to sleep on the floor and shit in a bucket for a few days, it won't kill them.
question still remains what happens afterwards, no one wants to be holding the hot refugee potato if other countries suddenly change their mind or simply drag their feet and you can't get rid of them.

LOLWUT?!

Where, in what time period, was it EVER ok to creepily sniff little girls' hair? In the 1960's they were lumping homosexuals and pedos in the same category, so there is no fucking way he would have gotten away with that in any decades past.

same time which made grandma think it's ok to give you wet kisses, highly doubt she wanted to fuck you (heck, the french still try to suck off each others face every morning). or when you could have male kindergarten teachers or dudes hugging without it meaning pedo or gay.

I simply don't describe to the notion of "oh, you like X? THAT CLEARLY MEANS YOU WANNA FUCK IT!!!!!" that cropped up in recent years (honestly at this point I immediately assume projection to distract from their own fucked up tendencies).
that's why, for now, I give him the benefit of doubt of simply being an old man with weird habits, who especially after this week many would say isn't all there to begin with. pair it up with how the west idolizes kids, old people adoring (grand)kids and some families simply having weird customs (who was the politician again who kissed every female relative on the mouth? can't remember) and there's suddenly some logic behind it.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

was the "white" or "old" really necessary?

Glenn Greenwald is still a leftist even if he's a substack-writing one, so that reflexive disdain for old white people is going to bleed through.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Glenn Greenwald is still a leftist even if he's a substack-writing one, so that reflexive disdain for old white people is going to bleed through.

He's pretty even with his condemnation of the left as well, he rekt Obongo for drone striking kids while everyone else was fellating him.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

was the "white" or "old" really necessary?

Somebody needs to correct him to old and jewish

 

[Michael Wade]

poor guy has to wait an hour for biden to be late.

 

[General Disarray]

When she was saying that about giving kids his phone number, she meant in the context of they are sick and he offered to help their family not that he’s a pedo if you watch the clip.

Don't care, he can give it to the doctors or (God forbid) their parents, or even an aid organization. An adult that's not family should never be giving children their phone number regardless of what their "title" is. Otherwise it would be worded as just that, he wanted to help the families so offered his private number to them. But, it's not.

 

[Michael Wade]

Place your bets on how late he's going to be this time. already a min.

 

[Dona Morte]

I will summarize his talking points on AFGHANISTAN.
If he talks about the hurricane I don't care because people there are in danger NOW.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Place your bets on how late he's going to be this time. already a min.

My bet is 45 minutes!

 

[Billy Beer]

Place your bets on how late he's going to be this time. already a min.

Less than 10 minutes. He's going to be in, out and that's all folks.

"I'm residing...resin...when...let me start over. I'm resignatsing..I'm...resigning"

 

[Dona Morte]

10 minute speech. MAX.

 

[In Memoriam]

Don't care, he can give it to the doctors or (God forbid) their parents, or even an aid organization. An adult that's not family should never be giving children their phone number regardless of what their "title" is. Otherwise it would be worded as just that, he wanted to help the families so offered his private number to them. But, it's not.

To be clear, I’m not endorsing his behavior, just clarifying the clip for those who didn’t watch it. Some of us were getting ready to run with it a bit prematurely.