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[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

I’ll never understand how troons publicly post embarrassing shit like this thinking they look good. His hair looks as though when it touches water it will instantly disintegrate like cotton candy.
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Holy shit. The amount of hair breakage ... It looks like one of the cheap synthetic party wigs that got tangled and someone tried to aggressively brush it out. He might be able to salvage most of it if he does some aggressive conditioning treatments and is super gentle with his hair -- but we all know troons can't manage that.

Can't wait for the post showing off his new totally feminine super short hairdo which has nothing to do with his hair being fried by Kev because Kev can't be assed to watch some YouTube videos on how to do a dangerhair dye job properly.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Selling yarn in a selection of pride flag colors would be a great idea for them. There are so many varieties you could sell it in, and it doesn't even have to be quality yarn because people would get the virtuous dopamine boost just from buying it, even if it just sat in their yarn drawer afterwards. Make cute labels for it playing up the various orientation labels. Collect the whole Pride collection. Etc. It's probably been done elsewhere, but the target audience would love to buy this stuff from actual trannies. If it didn't suck.

Don't be silly......then they would have terfs wanting their product.

 

[Miss Misery]

Holy shit. The amount of hair breakage ... It looks like one of the cheap synthetic party wigs that got tangled and someone tried to aggressively brush it out. He might be able to salvage most of it if he does some aggressive conditioning treatments and is super gentle with his hair -- but we all know troons can't manage that.

I treat my party city wigs better than they treat their hair. Absolutely nothing about troons is remotely feminine. When the tranchers do manage to wash their hair I'm sure the only thing in the shower is a bottle of Head and Shoulders.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Some rough yarn and unprocessed fibers off the alpacas. I enjoy the difference in those pictures versus the more candid shots we see

The photo and background make it look like a wake for the poor things.

Who is protecting the tranch from Earl & co. if everyone is off in Denver fucking in fur suits*?

*Except Bonnie, of course, who is just sitting at the table angry and alone.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the funniest and also most horrifying thing they can do outside of crimes on other humans is to fake an attack by shooting a few of the alpacas. It would be hillarifying, below Chris choosing to fuck his mom but still up there on black comedy scale. It would also let normies think that yes, they ARE under assault!

Hell, has anyone at all bothered to show up at this place to protest, mock, ridicule or otherwise bother them in any fashion at all, ever? Even just with words?

The internet really has made mocking morons more accessible and enabled us lazy bastards to just stay home and shit our pants and do thing while being mean. The only thing we hurt is their ego. Maybe they think we hurt their sales figures, but nah: they do it to themselves.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

I treat my party city wigs better than they treat their hair. Absolutely nothing about troons is remotely feminine. When the tranchers do manage to wash their hair I'm sure the only thing in the shower is a bottle of Head and Shoulders.

Well they're just AGPs, once they were labelled as "Trans women, I swearz" by totally real """Doctors""" (who should be kicked out of the profession for not understanding basic biology so let's not talk about all the stuff that comes after in their years of studyings.) so of course they don't know anything about real women and what they do day-to-day.

 

[AnOminous]

No, I think you're right and that that's exactly what they're doing. Remember that Kevin once posted that 'friends' read his kiwifarms thread for him.

Ok trooner.

I treat my party city wigs better than they treat their hair. Absolutely nothing about troons is remotely feminine. When the tranchers do manage to wash their hair I'm sure the only thing in the shower is a bottle of Head and Shoulders.

I guess it fits with their bald fiveheads and linebacker shoulders.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the funniest and also most horrifying thing they can do outside of crimes on other humans is to fake an attack by shooting a few of the alpacas.

It's exactly the sort of retarded, evil thing they'd do, but I hope they know that if the cops care enough to do ballistics, and they come back as a gun registered to one of the troons, they're going to be answering questions themselves. It's at that point the legality of some of the shit they're doing will come to light.

The fact they're flaunting the illegal shit they do, i.e. openly possessing guns and weed at the same time, a federal crime, shows the sheer stupidity and arrogance of these perverts, since they would have had to answer falsely on a Form 4473 that they are not a user. That allows up to 10 years in federal prison and they're openly boasting about it.

 

[Law]

When the tranchers do manage to wash their hair I'm sure the only thing in the shower is a bottle of Head and Shoulders

Jarrod's pallet-wood punji pit of a shower doesn't have room for that many bottles. Check your privilege.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

This. This is the worst photo from the whole convention. I know that it was a desperate attempt to get literally anyone to notice their sad shame corner of a room (seriously, down a hallway that's actively out of the way from the main con floor, the dealer's den and the artist alley? Not only are you well away from anyone spending money, you're also in that wierd liminal space where people are only there because they're rushing from one panel to another and arent going to be investigating mysterious doors), but this is a FURRY CON. I guarantee you that thing got humped by like a hundred weirdos, either 'ironically' while their friends took pictures, or unironically. They'll be lucky if it makes it through the weekends without accumulating mysterious stains. Why the FUCK would you furthermore make it conveniently waist high by putting it on one of those suitcase stands that just ends up looking like some sort of wierd kink prop.

This is PAINFULLY ill-considered.

Also, you know what seems like another ill-considered idea? When you go to a convention (grimy, sweaty, and unwashed at the best of times) during COVID era and put out a bunch of your product that invites manhandling. Those things are gonna have a germ count like a NY subway toilet by the end of the weekend, and god help their future buyers if they're opening up their stock to being groped by furries and then shipping it out at some later point.
Though I will say, the gay little troonicorn dome turning into some sort of COVID hothouse because they just had to go try and grift at a furry convention would be an entertaining read.

 

[Puck]

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This is what I saw tbh

 

[The Dude]

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Laziest fucking fursuit ever. Seriously, it's more pathetic and embarrassing than an actual custom fursuit. May as well just go in street clothes if you're going to put that little effort into it.

I’ll never understand how troons publicly post embarrassing shit like this thinking they look good. His hair looks as though when it touches water it will instantly disintegrate like cotton candy.
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Autism and self-awareness are rarely, if ever, familiar with each other. And most troons have Autism. It's how you can have guys who look like Butterbean dressing like pre-teen girls, calling themselves "trans", thinking they pass for real women, and believing normal people will take them seriously.

I'm so confused.

What "attacks" have they repelled? As in "had to defend -- with live fire -- their land or its borders from armed intruders making credible threats of violence against them and trying to enter their property and/or steal things from them by force."

Hell, has anyone at all bothered to show up at this place to protest, mock, ridicule or otherwise bother them in any fashion at all, ever? Even just with words?

They're taking photos of themselves holding (presumably real) guns trying (and failing) to look menacing and deter future "invasions," as if they've actually had to fire live rounds at whole squads of armed and well-equipped invaders hell bent on ... stealing alpaca wool I guess?

What a wasted opportunity this was for someone at the con to pin one of them down in person to press for real details about all their battles at the tranch to see what crazy fiction they can dream up on-the-spot.

Real attacks? Like, really real, verifiable, legitimate attacks with, like, evidence and photos/videos as proof? Not many, as such. If we're being totally honest? None. But a truck DID stop on the public road just across from the driveway onto their property one time (the Troonicorns claim) and it made them all paranoid (TOTALLY has nothing to do with the weed usage), so they grabbed their weapons and used the scope on one to get a closer look. And apparently Earl snuck onto their property and over-inflated the tires on one of their trucks one time, which had nothing to do with the weather heating up and causing the air in the tires to expand.

This is what I saw tbh

Fam, if you're going to post photos of one of the Troonicorn's Am Holes, could you at least spoiler that shit?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The fact they're flaunting the illegal shit they do, i.e. openly possessing guns and weed at the same time, a federal crime, shows the sheer stupidity and arrogance of these perverts, since they would have had to answer falsely on a Form 4473 that they are not a user. That allows up to 10 years in federal prison and they're openly boasting about it.

The minute they're forced to see the inside of Club Fed, news article about how "Thuh Sisterwood Sisterhood" is under attack by the Feds will spread like wildfire. This, of course, assumes the Feds even care enough to go after clearly insane men in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere.

 

[Neko GF]

The tranch raised about $16,000 at Denfur.

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1429794936476508160 (Archive)

Also, group photo:

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1429795677790380042 (Archive)

And as expected Kev-Kev advertising his inflation fetish.

 

[Gone Ham]

The tranch raised about $16,000 at Denfur.
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And as expected Kev-Kev advertising his inflation fetish.

Only 16k? Dear god they are losing support. Most of that money had to have come from their portion of the ticket sales.

 

[glass_houses]

Jesus, Kevin's got some serious weight on him. He's definitely got the 'fat girl camera angle' mastered.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Kevin has reached full blob status.
Also what do charities at fur cons usually raise? Is 16k in the ballpark or is that low for them? I don't know how furry conventions work in terms of this at all.

 

[Corn Flakes]

The tranch raised about $16,000 at Denfur.
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I know they're not going to divulge how much of that was actual sales, as opposed to the "charity" handout by the con, but I cannot help but wonder. I suspect DenFur has come up way short on that cost-benefit analysis.

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And as expected Kev-Kev advertising his inflation fetish.

I pity the staff at that restaurant, having to serve these True and Honest Wymmyn. Denver might be Colorado's top hipster spot, but I wouldn't wish that sort of table on any waiter.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Kevin has reached full blob status.
Also what do charities at fur cons usually raise? Is 16k in the ballpark or is that low for them? I don't know how furry conventions work in terms of this at all.

Here's an article with some examples of the fundraising amounts:

Furries donated over a million dollars to charities in 2019

According to the article, the average amount of donation per person at a furry convention is $10. These events are the ones that had the best donation rate per person:

Do we know how many furries attended this event? I honestly think they might be fudging the numbers a bit (or a lot). It didn't seem like it was that crowded and, if the others are anything like the Tranch losers, they wouldn't even be able to afford to be that generous and buy merch, too.

 

[Kiislova]

Here's an article with some examples of the fundraising amounts:

Furries donated over a million dollars to charities in 2019

According to the article, the average amount of donation per person at a furry convention is $10. These events are the ones that had the best donation rate per person:

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Do we know how many furries attended this event? I honestly think they might be fudging the numbers a bit (or a lot). It didn't seem like it was that crowded and, if the others are anything like the Tranch losers, they wouldn't even be able to afford to be that generous and buy merch, too.

Pre-Rona it was a 2700 attendee con. Or around 5$ per attendee. If attendance was half of that, it would be near the 10$ figure, which is still sorta low.

Although any amount of $ for the grift is too much.

 

[Hippopatumus]

Look at this dainty woman

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

16k will keep the lads well-fed through the fall. I'm not too mad if it leads to more awesome group dinner photos.

Edit: Ninja'ed by @Hippopatumus lol