Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%
  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%
  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%
  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%
  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%
  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%
  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%

  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .
I think it's pretty open and shut with victim testimony and Ralph's only counter being I DID NAWT I DID NAWT I WUZ HACKED N SHEEEEIT. Apparently, the prosecutor does, too. It's pretty rare for prosecutors to want to roll the dice when they don't think they have a 90%+ chance of winning, because it fucks up their record.
yeah its just open knowledge its from his accounts, cant really fake that and the hacking narrative is ludicrous on the face of it.

No, he did it to harass her ex.
it should be noted it was to harass faith too since she was helping the ex shit talk ralph and had escaped from ralph
 
Could this be related to the images of Xander and Faith that Ralph confirmed dropped on /cow/?
It is just dissemination of images and like Faith said, one of the ones posted on /cow/ was a canary image only sent to ralph. I know they weren't explicit but it might be related.
There is probably a relation. I think the prosecutors know they are hunting with both barrels, she could probably accuse him of ANYTHING and stand a reasonable chance given how bad he looks.

"Prosecutor, she said she was fine with it" works. But not when you keep sharing shit, even trivial shit. I think the point being that they don't know what ELSE he's been sharing is going to be an argument made.
 
Jokes on you, Ethan wants to go to jail so he can interview CWC. You lot will be seething.

Ethan and Chris would be such an odd but great pair in jail. Two obese blokes where one would talk about some exceptional dimensional merge, and the other would sperg out about Josh's pecker.

It's so mind blowing that most Ethan's sperging in the last two years(?) happened likely because of a single South Park reference.
...and then Chris can finally get his boyfriend-free girlfriend cuz Ralphie's definitely going gay for the stay.
 
Nothing will likely come of this, revenge pornography is still incredibly hard to prove, but it is telling that the prosecution has resumed the prosecuting of the charge. Maybe they have new testimony from Faith or something, I'm not sure. But for some reason or another they've decided that the charge is worth bringing.

God, we can only hope that Ethan and Chris will share a cell. Optimistic as hell, but I don't think I would ever stop laughing if that happened.
Hey everything has a silver lining, if it does happen, we can have the biggest KS where he get to finally own Josh by interviewing Chris.
For one min let's dream and say that he does end up in the same place a Chris, will Null then make a commemorative coin with a Gunt on one side and Chris' neo vagina on the other?
 
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It's amazing, really. This, like literally everything other thing that befalls Ralph, could have been avoided if he stopped being such a vengeful little corn-goblin. The revenge porn thing, arguably the most dangerous problem at the time, was seemingly smoothed over - so what does he do? Share images of Faith / Xander and get them riled up all over again!
I’m curious how this timeline plays out. I’d assume the charge got revisited because Vickers rang up the DA and said Faith was willing to testify now. I just wonder what made them see the light that Ralph was an unredeemable piece of shit that should be punished for blasting a sex tape of a teen girl.

He was playing Faith for a sucker by stringing her along, pretending he had any concern or love for her, to prevent this happening. I’d guess releasing the baby photos was his revenge for the restraining order and this. (It seems his court appearance was Aug. 11. When were the baby photos posted on cow?)

I think Ralph announcing his engagement with Pantsu, and then announcing she was the new improved broodmare, might have been the final straw. Finally Faith saw she had just been played and Ralph was only concerned about the revenge porn charge, so Vickers could finally hit the go button. Seriously, Ralph has acted like such a disgusting dirtbag towards a unstable teen girl that he justly deserves to be punished for leaking a sex tape of her all over the web.
 
What a wretched life Ralph lives. His own personal decisions have gotten him in and out of court nearly weekly, at this point he ought to just ask the bailiff if he can just rent the defendant's stand already, if only to cut down on the costs of commuting.
 
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