Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Andrew Neiman]

We saw how "I'm exchanging friendly messages with a woman I've never met irl" became "I'm dating a model." In this case, I think that "The clerk at the pawn shop scoffed at me a little" became "Everyone in the store laughed at me."

 

[Papyrus]

Works for me. Congrats on de-lurking, and welcome to the thread!

Thanks! I've gotten hours of entertainment from Russ.

I doubt the Meetup will turn into anything. I can't see Russell spending his thot-bucks on a subscription. He must have gotten a free trial or something. Keeping my fingers crossed that he forgets to cancel and spergs out about a $100 charge to his credit card. "Meetup shtealsh from dishabled people!!!"

 

[The Dude]

It's the prostitution version of a Chucky Cheese Video Game Token.

It's not even that, because he can't redeem it for anything. At least at Chuck E. Cheese you get to play an arcade game when you spend the token. Russ just has a worthless metal disk with Hof's face on it or whatever it is.

 

[artilleryfroth]

We saw how "I'm exchanging friendly messages with a woman I've never met irl" became "I'm dating a model." In this case, I think that "The clerk at the pawn shop scoffed at me a little" became "Everyone in the store laughed at me."

I have just read through his Swift book (thanks thread, you’ve made my day!) and I can see now why he felt the need to say the staff member who rejected him at the first pawn shop was Hispanic, and probably bias. Has anyone checked on that poor guy Ken who suffered such serious burn plights? Just for not treating this sexy disabled man with a discriminate? I’m not just a lump on a log, I really do think vicarious liability applies here. If that is too intellectual for you, please go back to Chapter 1.

 

[The Dude]

He really thought he was going to get his "Big Break" after appearing on a TV show to hock his Fuck-E-Cheese token. I bet he was planning on strategically mentioning his PAC on-air to get extra publicity and maybe even convince ol' Chumlee and Big Hoss to take up the cause - those guys definitely have to pay to get laid, Fatty McPatties that they are.

I hope to Godbear he tries suing the pawnshop for emotional damages. Let the milk fucking flow.

I'm willing to bet not a single member of the Pawn Stars crew has ever had to pay good money to just get laid. Obviously Rick and the Old Man were able to get married, and I think Big Hoss has a wife (or did) too. And Chumlee has slimmed down quite a bit, and even when he was fat he had a charming, if goofy, personality and a good sense of humor. Russ sees himself as being snubbed by people with equal status and stature when he's trying to do business with them. He thinks he's trying to engage in a mutually beneficial "You scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours." (I can only imagine how Shit-Lips would fuck that common saying up) kind of business deal. But he's entirely out of his element with anyone he meets. He's such a pathetic little scuz that you'd really have to scrape the bottom of the sludge barrel to find him a peer.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Some people farm alpacas. Other people farm women.

I read that with Rick's stupid laugh tacked on at the end.

 

[Damien Thorne]

I'm willing to bet not a single member of the Pawn Stars crew has ever had to pay good money to just get laid. Obviously Rick and the Old Man were able to get married, and I think Big Hoss has a wife (or did) too. And Chumlee has slimmed down quite a bit, and even when he was fat he had a charming, if goofy, personality and a good sense of humor. Russ sees himself as being snubbed by people with equal status and stature when he's trying to do business with them. He thinks he's trying to engage in a mutually beneficial "You scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours." (I can only imagine how Shit-Lips would fuck that common saying up) kind of business deal. But he's entirely out of his element with anyone he meets. He's such a pathetic little scuz that you'd really have to scrape the bottom of the sludge barrel to find him a peer.

Even many heroin junkies are not able to see him as a peer since he just is that pathetic.

 

[️ronic]

The funny thing is that Russ had no chance of appearing on TV to begin with. The main "stars" of the show only actually appear on the sales floor during filming sessions. And even then, all customers are vetted before they can come into the shop. I doubt Russ's hooker coin would be interesting enough to make an appearance.

From Wikipedia:

As a result of filming at the shop, however, the four main cast members only work the main counter during shoot days, due to laws that require the identity of customers pawning items to remain confidential, and the tourists and fans taking photos and video in the showroom that would preclude this. When shooting episodes of the series, the store is temporarily closed to the public, with only a handful of vetted customers allowed into the showroom.

 

[AbraCadaver]

But this one was special and would be priceless once he legalized brothels and turned Taylor Swift into an enslaved whore. It would be THE whorehouse coin that great Russell Greer got back in the dark days when gimpfaced retards were discriminated by the state controlling their penis.

You joke but I honestly believe Russ would imagine the coin is worth more than usual because RUSSELL GREER owned it. He sees himself as a temporarily embarrassed celebrity legend, surely in the future his amazing (insert latest idiot gambit to obtain whores, lawsuit payouts or starlets) will be an inspiration to millions!

Also people should recognize that fact despite it not having happened yet. Russ thinks he has some sort of destiny glow about him, like a fanfic mary sue that everyone can just TELL from a glance is destined to do great things.

When he was told to pound sand and later explicitly told his coin was rubbish, I’m betting Russ changed focus. It’s still worth something!!! But now it’s worth something because it will soon be a part of Nevada Prostitution History when Russ legalizes everything. That shop worker should have just KNOWN someday Russ would be a legend in the whatever-his-current-focus-is business, and therefore everything Russ touches is worth money.

On a side note, Russ doesn’t realize that ordinary people will buy used soda bottles stolen out of BTS’ bins because they have an army of insane obsessive fans…but some lawmaker legalizing whatever is not going to be selling his or her personal tat for cash. No one wants the discarded drink bottles of the guy who legalized weed in your area, or whatever.

But I bet Russ thinks someday women will fight over his used napkins, even if he doesn’t get pop-star famous, but instead triumphantly legalizes hookers. Just as Russ can’t discriminate between a good suit and his manky, smelly, disheveled suit, he also can’t tell the diff between a famous lawmaker and a famous pop star. No one desperately wants a pointless bit of junk a lawmaker owned.

tl;dr: the coin is worthless and now Russ knows it and I think, in a fit of narcissistic Cope, he will now tell himself that it’s worth something because it’s his, and one day when screaming nubile scantily-clad Legal Groupies are cheering for him outside of a random courthouse because he Made Hookers Great Again, everyone will want that coin because it was the catalyst for keeping Russ’ noble dreams alive during his darkest lonely instagram wanks hours.

 

[StinkySnack]

I get the biggest grin every time I think of him sitting in his loveseat at his apartment, seething and cursing those DAMN pawn shops for not buying his super rare hooker coin and book. I mean FRICK! He's sitting on a literal gold-mine of memorabilia while those cock-blocking pawn store workers, who don't even have paralegal degrees, are discriminating his efforts simply because they are bias against the disabled! That show is making false representations that led Russ to believe he would be a millionaire but they wont' even let him explain why his stuff is worth millions! Maybe if he faked's sued's them to get their attention then they will realize what a treasure he is in possession of...

 

[DrJonesHat]

The funny thing is that Russ had no chance of appearing on TV to begin with. The main "stars" of the show only actually appear on the sales floor during filming sessions. And even then, all customers are vetted before they can come into the shop. I doubt Russ's hooker coin would be interesting enough to make an appearance.

Judging from comment a couple of months back, it sounded like he thought they just film all the time when the store is open, and he'd just walk in, sell his stuff, and be on TV too because Russ doesn't understand how anything works.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The funny thing is that Russ had no chance of appearing on TV to begin with. The main "stars" of the show only actually appear on the sales floor during filming sessions. And even then, all customers are vetted before they can come into the shop. I doubt Russ's hooker coin would be interesting enough to make an appearance.

From Wikipedia:

It's actually on a soundstage set up to look like the actual Pawn Shop. If you've ever watched the show the door is different leading into the shop than it is on TV. There's clear glass for the real door and frosted glass for the fake door.

The Big Secret "Pawn Stars" Doesn't Want You to Know

In Las Vegas, there's always more to the story, and the story behind the story of "Pawn Stars" is a shocker.

vitalvegas.com

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The funny thing is that Russ had no chance of appearing on TV to begin with. The main "stars" of the show only actually appear on the sales floor during filming sessions. And even then, all customers are vetted before they can come into the shop. I doubt Russ's hooker coin would be interesting enough to make an appearance.

From Wikipedia:

So the identity of customers pawning items needs to remain confidential. Meaning even if he'd made it onto the show, his ugly mug (and possibly voice) would've been censored.

 

[AbraCadaver]

For a man obsessed with getting into show business, Russ never fails to demonstrate that he knows ZERO about how it works.

 

[AnOminous]

The funny thing is that Russ had no chance of appearing on TV to begin with. The main "stars" of the show only actually appear on the sales floor during filming sessions. And even then, all customers are vetted before they can come into the shop. I doubt Russ's hooker coin would be interesting enough to make an appearance.

From Wikipedia:

But Russ is special, duh. Obviously, the instant he walks into the store, they'll drop everything, drag the stars in along with a film crew, and start shooting immediately. They wouldn't want to miss such a once in a lifetime opportunity.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

We saw how "I'm exchanging friendly messages with a woman I've never met irl" became "I'm dating a model." In this case, I think that "The clerk at the pawn shop scoffed at me a little" became "Everyone in the store laughed at me."

I choose to believe Russ here because I love the idea of it happening

I also have a feeling that the kind of people who would go to that particular pawn shop might actually do it

 

[Cilleystring]

"As I was walking out, everybody exploded into a laugh track like I was in a comedy or something." I know this is just an expression of Russell's delusions of persecution, but it's such a wonderfully funny image -- like Russell wandered into an establishment that was staffed entirely by Kiwi Farms regulars or something.

The Phantom Gigglers still living inside Russell's head rent-free.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

A while back, someone pointed out that once Rusty left SLC, he would lose the one thing that kept him mostly afloat, and that was the kindness of the Mormon community towards him. Moving to Vegas put him in a catch 22 that he still refuses to acknowledge. While he has far more freedom to be a sex pest, he loses the kid glove handling he got when he was in SLC. To make matters worse, having to wear a mask hides his face, which always gave people the impression that he was a tard. Now he's seen as an absolute dead eyed creep. His interactions at the pawn shops cement this theory.

Rusty's misadventures in Vegas are clearly what we need to get through these dark days of motherfucking and revenge CP/RP.

 

[Meredith Swift]

It's just so typical of Russ to think that everyone in the store was paying attention to his interaction enough to laugh him out of the place. In reality, other customers and staff would have been minding their own damn business (unless, as I suspect, Russ made a big scene and started yelling/being indignant)

 

[Empyrea]

Rusty's misadventures in Vegas are clearly what we need to get through these dark days of motherfucking and revenge CP/RP.

I look forward to them actually beginning. He's been there mostly in pandemic times, so as things get more normal, I hope for more high octane sperging against those who thwart His Slurpiness.

I want random people in this much less kind city making him feel the MOST discriminated. I would love a return to Facebook blogging on randos.