Biden wants more people jabbed, and he's fixed his failing sights on wage slaves:
You dumb colored slaves! Summit to your white masters and let them jab-break you!
Bobby says he wants to shoot anti-vaxers with tranquilizer guns, but these just "sarcastic replies to bad-faith fake argument", honest!
Someone's just discovered that the ACLU is a tool of the Democrat hegemony:

Science and Reality tell me that Ivermectin is used on human to
treat parasitic infections. What the FDA says is bunk and they are trying to manipulate people -- especially those as dumb as Bobby -- through emotion.
Some churches join the Thinkers and require vaccine passports for their flock.
Chu-chu wants to fap to trannies:
Bobby is more empathetic about this poltroon's
pro-troon argument:
Some
curry wag claims American woke culture, in particular BLM, was a "geopolitical tool" from China to "undermine America’s moral standing on the global stage" -- if Disney and NBA and Goldman Sachs et al are screaming at America without saying a word about China, that doesn't help America's international image.

The only people Bobby heard from China is Fake Tits -- and she is an American plant.
Literally everything Daibhid James says is false; this is quite an accomplishment.
Peter Coffin says bad things about Breadtube. You know what happens next:
Believers believe in conspiracy theories (
archive of
The Nations article)
In America, as in Afghanistan, journalists speak on behalf of the elites, not the people. And Bobby thinks BLM rioters are "working class":

I'm confused. I thought middle-America is riddled with irredeemable evil ghouls who want to force women back to the kitchen and kill the LGBT ruling class? So Bobby's just upset about some Jesus billboards?
Bobby gets really excited about Next Product; everything in this update is but a footnote compared to that.

Everyone can become Spiderman after the jab.
Of fucking course MCU are cross-breeding Spiderman with other trash of theirs:

I wonder if anyone who wade through these tweets are as impatient as I was. These nerds go on and on and I don't know a word they say.
Bobby thinks Disney is going to elevate Krull to the status of Thor:
About IP trade:
The same hand grenade-pokeball thingy appeared in two MCU franchises. Bobby noticed that and he is smug about it.
More about the wrong people who reviewed Chinky Capeshit (Grace Randolph's "toxic"
video, in which she expected Chinky Capeshit to be like
Mortal Kombat but turned out to be like Damien Wayne)

Yup. I dare cinemas do it -- and they must order their patrons to keep their masks on at all time, which means NO CONCESSIONS. How's that Bobby?