Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"If my nerdy niche shit is popular with the normals that will mean I can ascend to their social circle as an honorary culturally-enriched chad and girls will touch my dick".

That's it. He just wants to be a normalfag but doesn't want to eschew the shit most well-adjusted people don't fixate over because they have lives, careers, real-life friends, and even families to worry about. So he takes the path of least resistance instead and just begs for all of his favorite cartoons, comics, and toys to be held in the same regard as a sports-team or mainstream blockbuster film.
And like I said the other day. Its especially pathetic because you can like that shit. And get your dick touched. Hell, my girlfriend didn't even know what video games were until she started hanging out with me.

Man Lightning Warrior Raidy was quite the surprise from having seen her brother play CoD.
 
Biden wants more people jabbed, and he's fixed his failing sights on wage slaves:
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You dumb colored slaves! Summit to your white masters and let them jab-break you!
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Bobby says he wants to shoot anti-vaxers with tranquilizer guns, but these just "sarcastic replies to bad-faith fake argument", honest!
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Someone's just discovered that the ACLU is a tool of the Democrat hegemony:
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Science and Reality tell me that Ivermectin is used on human to treat parasitic infections. What the FDA says is bunk and they are trying to manipulate people -- especially those as dumb as Bobby -- through emotion.

Some churches join the Thinkers and require vaccine passports for their flock.
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Chu-chu wants to fap to trannies:
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Bobby is more empathetic about this poltroon's pro-troon argument:
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Some curry wag claims American woke culture, in particular BLM, was a "geopolitical tool" from China to "undermine America’s moral standing on the global stage" -- if Disney and NBA and Goldman Sachs et al are screaming at America without saying a word about China, that doesn't help America's international image.
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The only people Bobby heard from China is Fake Tits -- and she is an American plant.
Literally everything Daibhid James says is false; this is quite an accomplishment.

Peter Coffin says bad things about Breadtube. You know what happens next:
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Believers believe in conspiracy theories (archive of The Nations article)
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In America, as in Afghanistan, journalists speak on behalf of the elites, not the people. And Bobby thinks BLM rioters are "working class":
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I'm confused. I thought middle-America is riddled with irredeemable evil ghouls who want to force women back to the kitchen and kill the LGBT ruling class? So Bobby's just upset about some Jesus billboards?


Bobby gets really excited about Next Product; everything in this update is but a footnote compared to that.
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Everyone can become Spiderman after the jab.

Of fucking course MCU are cross-breeding Spiderman with other trash of theirs:
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I wonder if anyone who wade through these tweets are as impatient as I was. These nerds go on and on and I don't know a word they say.

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Bobby thinks Disney is going to elevate Krull to the status of Thor:
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About IP trade:
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The same hand grenade-pokeball thingy appeared in two MCU franchises. Bobby noticed that and he is smug about it.
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More about the wrong people who reviewed Chinky Capeshit (Grace Randolph's "toxic" video, in which she expected Chinky Capeshit to be like Mortal Kombat but turned out to be like Damien Wayne)
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Yup. I dare cinemas do it -- and they must order their patrons to keep their masks on at all time, which means NO CONCESSIONS. How's that Bobby?
 
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I was getting impatient even as someone who understood most of it because Bob's theories are overcomplicated and have never been correct.
I feel like I'm having an aneurysm going through them since barely any of them are coherent or make any sense. What the fuck does he think Gathering of Five has to do with No Way Home? How the hell did forget the entire plot of Loki and make some galaxy brain idea that hopping between realities was happening before the group preventing the other realities from existing was still around? Why is he equating the "Crazy Norman" from the Raimi movies with the comic version who already was a master planner before the 2000s? Why is he doing the "I hope Galactus is a bad guy Celestial" bit again? What mind-rape story for Carol Danvers is he even talking about when her MCU origin is mostly original?

Those threads are probably the worst he's had in general with this stuff. Thought he'd get worse with obscure characters and not Spider-Man of all things.
 
Nah, it's more like grunge then nu metal then pop punk then emo were the rock flavors of the day.

2000s bubblegum pop followed the fall of Spice Girls and Mariah Carey.
Let's not forget the rise of K-Pop, K-Rock, K-rap, J-pop, J-rock and J-rap becoming mainstream outside of Asia in either the 2000s or 2010s. Also followed, was a crazy amount of weebs gushing over those genres and becoming toxic weirdos.

Speaking of, had Bobson gushed over them hotty Asian gals in the K-music and J-music scene, like the creeper that he is?
 
Yup. I dare cinemas do it -- and they must order their patrons to keep their masks on at all time, which mean NO CONCESSIONS. How's that Bobby?
Concessions are the only opportunity theatre owners have to make money, so I hope that doesn’t fly. (When cinemas reopened in the large major city I live in, people ditched their masks as soon as the lights went down and did not put them back on. No mask cops checked in on us.)
 
I honestly do think this guy suffers from some kind of retardation - maybe not on the level of someone like Chris-Chan, but the sheer amount self-unawareness (such as using "incel" as an insult towards people with an actual sex life despite being one himself or joking about "anime porn" despite having posted sexualized anime characters on his own Twitter) and odd, repetitive posting style makes me think he's just lacking something in the mental department.

Basically he fills the same void that PT Barnum's circus attractions used to, but not much more than that.

Bob himself does make a decent case for eugenics, since if people as low-functioning and socially worthless as him are able to meet whatever bare minimum qualifications are needed to exist, and find some semblance of a fan base (another parallel with Chris Chan), that doesn't say much for our genetic standards in general, and many past societies would have just made sure that individuals like Bob were weeded out of the gene pool rather than confined to a life of inceldom, creeping on women, child porn apologia, and anime masturbation.
Bob is pseudo-intellectual. He has some intellectual basis when it comes to the things he is claiming. But pseudo part is means he is doing it so he spins/ignores some facts, ether because he doesn't understand them quite well or they don't align/clash with his SJW indoctrination/own preferences. Ether way he should do one thing - stop claiming shit, because he isn't capable of rational thinking.
 
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Concessions are the only opportunity theatre owners have to make money, so I hope that doesn’t fly. (When cinemas reopened in the large major city I live in, people ditched their masks as soon as the lights went down and did not put them back on. No mask cops checked in on us.)
to make it during covid, one of the local theaters just sold popcorn to people who wanted it, while not showing movies. I wonder if the theaters in Bob's neck of the woods ever thought of doing that?
 
Biden wants more people jabbed, and he's fixed his failing sights on wage slaves:
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There's upper class; there's middle class; there's lower class; and there's zero class. Give you three guesses as in which of those four groups Moviebob belongs, and if you guessed anything but "zero class", you're wrong.



You dumb colored slaves! Summit to your white masters and let them jab-break you!
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[checks tonight's Moviebob Bingo card]

Nope. "Blatantly racist statement against non-whites" didn't make it on my card tonight.



Bobby says he wants to shoot anti-vaxers with tranquilizer guns, but these just "sarcastic replies to bad-faith fake argument", honest!
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"Um, Twitter? We got yet another TOS violation here from Moviebob!"



Someone's just discovered that the ACLU is a tool of the Democrat hegemony:
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The ACLU* are fighiting for the good guys for once?

*My interpretation: "Anti-Constitution Litigation Unit".



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Science and Reality tell me that Ivermectin is used on human to treat parasitic infections. What the FDA says is bunk and they are trying to manipulate people -- especially those as dumb as Bobby -- through emotion.
The inevitable fate of any brain parasite that attaches itself to Moviebob's head...




Some churches join the Thinkers and require vaccine passports for their flock.
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Once Moviebob discovers some breathrough that advances medical research, then he can speak. Until then, Moviebob needs to STFU on the matter.



Peter Coffin says bad things about Breadtube. You know what happens next:
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High-and-mighty shitwads like Moviebob are exponentially worse.



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I was thinking about asking Moviebob if he's actually helped people he believes are being oppressed... but decided no to waste my time for an answer. There are only honest answers Bob could possibly come up with: "Me" and "who?"



Journalists speak on behalf of the elites, not the people. In America, as in Afghanistan. And Bobby thinks BLM rioters are "working class":
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I'm confused. I thought middle-America is riddled with irredeemable evil ghouls who want to force women back to the kitchen and kill the LGBT ruling class? So Bobby's just upset about some Jesus billboards?
Moviebob is literally out of touch. I doubt he's ever been to a rural community, let alone any community with more than a handful of "Jesus billboards".



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Yup. I dare cinemas do it -- and they must order their patrons to keep their masks on at all time, which mean NO CONCESSIONS. How's that Bobby?
I don't think Bob would care just so long as theaters re-open. The overgrown manbaby wants his bottle back, doesn't he?



to make it during covid, one of the local theaters just sold popcorn to people who wanted it, while not showing movies. I wonder if the theaters in Bob's neck of the woods ever thought of doing that?
That... is a genuinely good idea.
 
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Urgh. Baptism, not a vaccine, enables you to receive the Sacraments.

I wonder if these people would have helped an unvaccinated traveller going from Jerusalem to Jericho, or whether they'd have been like the priest and Levite and walked past.
Koch may be against CRT. That doesn't mean that Amazon, Google, Facebook, etc don't support CRT, and that doesn't mean that CRT doesn't serve as a way to get poor blacks to hate poor whites instead of hating Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg.
 
His obese body? His face? Does he go up to random women in bars and ask them about their favorite MCU films or 89 Nintendo game?
I actually had to loom up what games came out in 89 for nintendo. Tom Sawyer Adventures. Wonder if there is a Nigger button in the game.
Clearly the fashion sense of a man who wore a $79.99 off the rack suit from Big n' Beefy with a polo shirt and white farmer socks to his only sister's wedding.
If I were a girl my pussy would be just drenched.:|
The way I’m seeing people getting sick of capeshit is the same way I saw with people getting sick of post grunge and nu metal.
I think capeshit has it's place, but, it isn't anything special. They are fun little things you can just watch to pass the time, and a year later, pirate to watch with a friend or something. The problem is convincing people who grew up to the MCU and arrested development men like blob.
to make it during covid, one of the local theaters just sold popcorn to people who wanted it, while not showing movies. I wonder if the theaters in Bob's neck of the woods ever thought of doing that?
Theaters here did that. You could order off their full menu. Popcorn, candies, even the nachos with cheese style menu.

Sad part is that one theater was contracted to be built and opened during the mandatory shut downs. Bet they ate that hard.
 
"If my nerdy niche shit is popular with the normals that will mean I can ascend to their social circle as an honorary culturally-enriched chad and girls will touch my dick".

That's it. He just wants to be a normalfag but doesn't want to eschew the shit most well-adjusted people don't fixate over because they have lives, careers, real-life friends, and even families to worry about. So he takes the path of least resistance instead and just begs for all of his favorite cartoons, comics, and toys to be held in the same regard as a sports-team or mainstream blockbuster film.
So many people seem to think that this is how popularity works. Like I've heard the whole "geeks will inherit the earth" shit a lot in the past few years but I think what a lot of people don't get is that the people who liked that stuff before it got popular don't get popular as a side effect. That stuff getting popular basically means that people who were already popular are now promoting it. It doesn't shift the popularity paradigm at all, popular people will always be popular because they're attractive, charismatic, etc. and "geeks" or what the fuck ever will always be generally reviled because they're mentally fucked, gross, and uncomfortable to be around.
 
Science and Reality tell me that Ivermectin is used on human to treat parasitic infections. What the FDA says is bunk and they are trying to manipulate people -- especially those as dumb as Bobby -- through emotion.
But... drugs have unintended uses all the time.
Even the fastest selling drug of all time, Viagra, is not used for what it was originally intended.​

It started life as plain old UK92480, a new treatment for angina, a heart condition that constricts the vessels that supply the heart with blood.​

The drug company Pfizer was looking for something that would relax these blood vessels, however its trials in people were disappointing.​

Pfizer were about to abandon further trials when the trial volunteers started coming back and reporting an unusual side effect - lots of erections.​

Fuck off FDA.
 
I feel like I'm having an aneurysm going through them since barely any of them are coherent or make any sense. What the fuck does he think Gathering of Five has to do with No Way Home? How the hell did forget the entire plot of Loki and make some galaxy brain idea that hopping between realities was happening before the group preventing the other realities from existing was still around? Why is he equating the "Crazy Norman" from the Raimi movies with the comic version who already was a master planner before the 2000s? Why is he doing the "I hope Galactus is a bad guy Celestial" bit again? What mind-rape story for Carol Danvers is he even talking about when her MCU origin is mostly original?

Those threads are probably the worst he's had in general with this stuff. Thought he'd get worse with obscure characters and not Spider-Man of all things.

It's funny because Bob used to say he hated how the Ultimate universe in the comics truncated everything down so that most Spiderman things sprang from Oscorp and such.

Now he's just like "Yeah make Galactus a Celestial just because we already know what a Celestial is. Who cares?"
 
Some churches join the Thinkers and require vaccine passports for their flock.
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"I have nothing but utter contempt and derision for your backwoods, desert religion but I know your god would do the things I would want it to do. No, using the same logic on me will not work because I don't believe in your obsolete sky daddy but he would still be on my side all the same."
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Yup. I dare cinemas do it -- and they must order their patrons to keep their masks on at all time, which means NO CONCESSIONS. How's that Bobby?
Concessions will still sell. The last time I went to the theater was to see Tenet which puts it sometime in September 2020 which is wild to think about. They required masks everywhere unless you were sitting down and eating or drinking. The real question is are people even going to be bothered to go through all of that JUST to see the latest capeshit? Even as we're finding out vaccines are not nearly as effective as what we were sold? I'm sure there's some that'll be okay with it but for the populace at large I really don't know. Also what kid or retiree wants to deal with a bunch of needy/fat assholes performing what other The Escapist alumni Jim Sterling called "coerced labor which, let's face it, is what work is" when they can just stay home and collect government neet bucks and continue to not pay rent because the government said so? Who's gonna fill up your popcorn tub Bob? Who's gonna press play on the glorified blu-ray player in the projection booth Bob? Who's gonna clean up the bathroom after your body sugar dumps all that soda you just drank Bob?
 
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"I have nothing but utter contempt and derision for your backwoods, desert religion but I know your god would do the things I would want it to do. No, using the same logic on me will not work because I don't believe in your obsolete sky daddy but he would still be on my side all the same."

Concessions will still sell. The last time I went to the theater was to see Tenet which puts it sometime in September 2020 which is wild to think about. They required masks everywhere unless you were sitting down and eating or drinking. The real question is are people even going to be bothered to go through all of that JUST to see the latest capeshit? Even as we're finding out vaccines are not nearly as effective as what we were sold? I'm sure there's some that'll be okay with it but for the populace at large I really don't know. Also what kid or retiree wants to deal with a bunch of needy/fat assholes performing what other The Escapist alumni Jim Sterling called "coerced labor which, let's face it, is what work is" when they can just stay home and collect government neet bucks and continue to not pay rent because the government said so? Who's gonna fill up your popcorn tub Bob? Who's gonna press play on the glorified blu-ray player in the projection booth Bob? Who's gonna clean up the bathroom after your body sugar dumps all that soda you just drank Bob?
I haven’t been in a theater since Parasite right after it won Best Picture. I’m waiting for some legit good movies that'll make me want to go to the theater. Because like I said a few times on this thread, it’s a lack of variety that is making people not go to theaters anymore. I know there’s other problems like ticket prices and shitty food, but the more capeshit studios shit out in theaters, the less interested people will have.
 
"I have nothing but utter contempt and derision for your backwoods, desert religion but I know your god would do the things I would want it to do. No, using the same logic on me will not work because I don't believe in your obsolete sky daddy but he would still be on my side all the same."
You seem to have seen the same image I have (and deploy on a regular basis)....

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