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- Nov 26, 2016
"I've never seen Dave Rubin's penis, Ralph. But I've seen yours." -- Nick Rekieta, 2022.
Highlight of the year (2021).
Ralph gets implicated for thirsting and spanking his pickle at McKenzie Rittenhouse, a 16-year-old girl who is still in high school.
Very creepy, does Christ approve of 36-year-old Godless fat felons drooling at children?
Rekieta disavows Ralph on Dax's boring show:
Summary from @Insanely Retarded.
Highlight of the year!
Enough for a Nissin Sentra, in ONE DAY.
11/18/2021: Total obliteration
11/18/2021: Absolute domination
≈ 317.87
So even if Ralph's liveviewer numbers are squared, it is still no match to our favourite grifter.
I am still working on this thread. The people deserve this trashfire of the year to be fully documented! All the streams are downloaded, the broom is on overclock and overtime. You can track the progress for new information enlisted below, or check back when it's completed.
Progress:
08/26/2021: Thread created by moderator as containment, the "OP" didn't create this thread. People kept derailing threads by bringing up the grifting lolyer.
09/30/2021: Replaced OP (now the second post) with myself. This was done by moving a post prior to 26th of August here, and it worked.
09/31/2021: Added more information, namely clips.
10/02/2021: Added more clips (client-attorney privilege)
10/02/2021: Added the clip where Gunt accuses Rekieta of scamming $265,000 from the Vic case.
10/02/2021: Added Rekieta's disavowal of Maker's Mark.
10/02/2021: Added clip of pig-attorney privileges from the Nick's perspective.
10/27/2021: Added Nick's drunken rant.
11/? ? /2021: Updated the thread "here and there" with Rittenhouse trial content. Ralph absolutely anally dominated, in terms of height and numbers.
This is the Gunt board's Nick Rekieta / Lawsplaining the Interwebs "containment Safe Haven" and discussion thread. Anything related to Nick Rekieta, relevant to the gunt or otherwise can go here. Feel free to discuss his grifting, law stuff, and whatever else that won't be allowed in other places about stupid childish drawings and dumb jap cartoons because of massive broomsticks/stans.
If Ethan Ralph is consistent at anything besides drinking, doing drugs, and making himself the protagonist of a White trash reality show, it's getting into trouble with the law. Time and time again, a certain name is mentioned, this person refuses to "disavow" the Gunt, this person is a devoted Christian while Gunt is the antithesis to living a moral and decent Christian life despite his constant babbling reciting of a catboy originated mantra "Christ is King".
Nick Rekieta, Catholic Internet lolyer and famous for being a the biggest grifter imaginable, refuses to acknowledge the Gunt's various woes regarding the legal system. Why? How? This is frustrating, people don't like it, and people don't like the people that don't like it. As a janny, I don't like both groups because they keep derailing threads. Luckily I also don't like banning people, so here we are.
Welcome to the naughty list, Rekieta!
What happened? Why did Nick continuously dodge the GQ (gunt question)? Turns out he (probably) had his own valid reasons to not talk about the Revenge Pornography case Ethan Ralph was and still is involved in.
09/29/2021: The Gunt spergs at Rekieta for playing a 5-second shart clip, Rekieta responds by going scorched earth on the gunt!
The massive fallout was caused by Ralph's smelly shart.
Featured here:
Shart Highlight
Nick Rekieta decided to play this clip on his stream and joked about it. This prompted tremendous tardrage from the West Memphis Micro. Nick was left dumbfounded, wondering why his "client" would give such an unwarranted reaction. Clearly he doesn't know some South Park joke about a certain starchy yellow fruit wrapped in green created this entire fucking board.
The Gunt whined, moaned, whinged, cried and seethed in his morning show, "Tequila Sunrise" which is supposed to be exclusive to Odysee, but it's also restreamed to YouTube, a platform he was permanently banned from for holding a fascist holocaust denial fundraiser.
Special thanks goes to perspic for these clips! @Perspicacity shared clips from the Gunt's morning show barely anyone watched, which documented the pig seething and squealing about a short clip of a fucking shart.
Clip link
I have broken up the clips into even smaller segments. There's still a lot of funny moments left there, check out the first 3, the rest were dead air.
Here's the gunt claiming his talented and hardworking and... it's basically autofellatio. How can such a flat blob reach his microscopic pecker? It's up to the scientists to solve this riddle, I'm just here to catelogue.
Gunt calls Rekieta's kids a brew of retards that no one wants to watch. Guess what, have you had the privilege to see Xander in person yet? At least Rekieta gets to see his kids. He's made fun of 2 angel babies, 4 or 5 White children, 1 deceased wife of some nobody, and he goes nuclear if you dare bring up his family and calls that "disgusting". How does your own gunted medicine taste?
Reap what you sow, etc.
To hear a shart on a stream, the mic has to be up his ass? Good one, right after talking about mama Rackets taking BBCs, wanna splice it? Anyway, good point if you didn't make your sperging even funnier than shitting yourself.
The Gunt starts to blow his snout and goes full Hiroshima on Rekieta.
Ralph implicating a lolsuit or sorts and immediately walks back the idea because he's a cowardly pig. Apparently he built Nick Rekieta's entire fucking career despite having orders of magnitude less views and being infinitely less likable. Go figure. He claims that Rekieta playing the clip breaks attorney-client confidentiality or what exactly was it, God fucking knows what he's trying to say.
(I know he was referring to the PPP shit, his broken wigger grammar didn't work)
He calls Rekieta a disloyal grifter.
@HarblMcDavid's post deserves a spotlight.
Privilege was broken as soon as the piggy showed confidential client-attorney information. The clip below shows it.
In this clip, the pig said Nick broke client-attorney confidentiality by talking about his case and saying he think he was guilty in a discussion with PPP. I don't understand the law that well but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works, the pig is fucking M-A-D. He then shows a screenshot where Nick states that the pig was considered his client and the information will be confidential, and Nick will ask for the pigs permission to talk about it, in-depth, he was still allowed to mention the case, just not the details.
Apparently this meant he was completely gagged and the pig has to consent? I suppose.
Vickers is already taking a break from all those vintage coins.
This would not have happened if the gunt decided to shut his fat mouth up.
Rekieta's response to this shitshow
Nick Rekieta responded by firing up his own stream and laughing at this stupid obnoxious thin-skinned hog. The stream abruptly ended due to Janigaydur superhack DDoS'ing of Nick's Internet cables. Actually, Nick's ISP is a piece of shit and his internet cut out.
It ended right after Nick begun to play @Perspicacity's clips.
Perhaps Ralph realised his 5'1'' self wouldn't be legally allowed to watch the stream, the new one however...
New one:
Luckily, 5'1'' > 4'11''.
But this stream went down anyway, due to Rekieta's boomertech.
Gunt was accused Rekieta of theft!
Rekieta did a fundraiser for some comic/cartoon whoever Vic, which raised $289,000. Gunt claimed his memory is clear and cited $265,000. Turns out Rekieta saw precisely $0. Additional note, the gunt said looking at Vic, he won't be surprised if Vic was a weird sexual predator, I didn't bother to clip that.
Don't know about you. Who resembles a sexual predator?
Client-Attorney Privileges, explained by an actual lawyer, not a drunken wigger.
@Haru Okumura statement on the law question sums it up quite well.
The next day, Nick did a second stream.
{Placeholder for "tomorrow's" stream}
Stream highlights.
Nick Rekieta shits on the Ralph's favourite Whisky, Maker's Mark!
The lolyer can't breath and thinks 5'1'' is being generous to Ralph.
Being high on booze, Rekieta decided to comment on some recent antics of Ralph.
Highlight of the year (2021).
Ralph gets implicated for thirsting and spanking his pickle at McKenzie Rittenhouse, a 16-year-old girl who is still in high school.
Very creepy, does Christ approve of 36-year-old Godless fat felons drooling at children?
Rekieta disavows Ralph on Dax's boring show:
Summary from @Insanely Retarded.
Dax immediately:
One of the most pathetic displays of gunt guarding yet but it's expected from Dax, even more pathetic when these completely idiotic claims come from an audio engineer who supposedly doesn't care about any of this and is only there to laugh.
- Tries to say the shart was fake and claims that the microphone couldn't possibly pick it up (even worse Shawn a fucking audio engineer makes the same retarded claim)
- Tries to change the subject when Rekieta brings up the revenge porn but luckily Rekieta waits for him to be done with his attempt, and continues talking about Ralph being prosecuted for it
- When Rekieta says "that is all I'm gonna say about that" (referring to Ralph releasing the DMs where Rekieta says he will think of him as a client) but follows up with "however..." Dax goes "awww..." and acts disappointed that Rekieta didn't give a pass to his pet retard
- Rekieta claims that Ralph reacted so strongly to the
fartshart that he believes it's real, Dax says no and that it must be because it's fake and that's why someone would get so angry about it - "I want you guys to make up and be friends again, Ralph's had a hard year" claims both his parents died and he brutally couldn't see his mom because of covid restrictions
- On the shart clip "I'm gonna play it, not so we can make fun of Ralph..."
- Asks Rekieta a second time if they can make up but for once Nick sticks to his guns saying he doesn't care about Ralph or all this drama
- Long says "that seems like a sound someone put in after" after they play the clip and Dax very excitedly says "see!"
- Rekieta says Ralph acts like an "angry ape"
One of the most pathetic displays of gunt guarding yet but it's expected from Dax, even more pathetic when these completely idiotic claims come from an audio engineer who supposedly doesn't care about any of this and is only there to laugh.
Enough for a Nissin Sentra, in ONE DAY.
11/18/2021: Total obliteration
11/18/2021: Absolute domination
≈ 317.87So even if Ralph's liveviewer numbers are squared, it is still no match to our favourite grifter.
I am still working on this thread. The people deserve this trashfire of the year to be fully documented! All the streams are downloaded, the broom is on overclock and overtime. You can track the progress for new information enlisted below, or check back when it's completed.
Progress:
08/26/2021: Thread created by moderator as containment, the "OP" didn't create this thread. People kept derailing threads by bringing up the grifting lolyer.
09/30/2021: Replaced OP (now the second post) with myself. This was done by moving a post prior to 26th of August here, and it worked.
09/31/2021: Added more information, namely clips.
10/02/2021: Added more clips (client-attorney privilege)
10/02/2021: Added the clip where Gunt accuses Rekieta of scamming $265,000 from the Vic case.
10/02/2021: Added Rekieta's disavowal of Maker's Mark.
10/02/2021: Added clip of pig-attorney privileges from the Nick's perspective.
10/27/2021: Added Nick's drunken rant.
11/? ? /2021: Updated the thread "here and there" with Rittenhouse trial content. Ralph absolutely anally dominated, in terms of height and numbers.
To-do list:
- Fix grammar because I'm autistic
- Fix formatting because I'm autistic
- Go through Maker's Sunrise and clip it
- Include other interactions, namely the twitter ones
- Should I janny the twitter thread too? Maybe not
- Compensate {sic} between a boxcutter knife and my window
- Go through the 1h long stream, make timestamps and clip
- Go through the... 1h, oh let's see, did it go longer than usual... holy fuck 4 hours?!
- Fix formatting because I'm autistic
- Go through Maker's Sunrise and clip it
- Include other interactions, namely the twitter ones
- Should I janny the twitter thread too? Maybe not
- Compensate {sic} between a boxcutter knife and my window
- Go through the 1h long stream, make timestamps and clip
- Go through the... 1h, oh let's see, did it go longer than usual... holy fuck 4 hours?!
This is the Gunt board's Nick Rekieta / Lawsplaining the Interwebs "containment Safe Haven" and discussion thread. Anything related to Nick Rekieta, relevant to the gunt or otherwise can go here. Feel free to discuss his grifting, law stuff, and whatever else that won't be allowed in other places about stupid childish drawings and dumb jap cartoons because of massive broomsticks/stans.
If Ethan Ralph is consistent at anything besides drinking, doing drugs, and making himself the protagonist of a White trash reality show, it's getting into trouble with the law. Time and time again, a certain name is mentioned, this person refuses to "disavow" the Gunt, this person is a devoted Christian while Gunt is the antithesis to living a moral and decent Christian life despite his constant babbling reciting of a catboy originated mantra "Christ is King".
Nick Rekieta, Catholic Internet lolyer and famous for being a the biggest grifter imaginable, refuses to acknowledge the Gunt's various woes regarding the legal system. Why? How? This is frustrating, people don't like it, and people don't like the people that don't like it. As a janny, I don't like both groups because they keep derailing threads. Luckily I also don't like banning people, so here we are.
Welcome to the naughty list, Rekieta!
What happened? Why did Nick continuously dodge the GQ (gunt question)? Turns out he (probably) had his own valid reasons to not talk about the Revenge Pornography case Ethan Ralph was and still is involved in.
09/29/2021: The Gunt spergs at Rekieta for playing a 5-second shart clip, Rekieta responds by going scorched earth on the gunt!
The massive fallout was caused by Ralph's smelly shart.
Featured here:
Shart Highlight
Nick Rekieta decided to play this clip on his stream and joked about it. This prompted tremendous tardrage from the West Memphis Micro. Nick was left dumbfounded, wondering why his "client" would give such an unwarranted reaction. Clearly he doesn't know some South Park joke about a certain starchy yellow fruit wrapped in green created this entire fucking board.
The Gunt whined, moaned, whinged, cried and seethed in his morning show, "Tequila Sunrise" which is supposed to be exclusive to Odysee, but it's also restreamed to YouTube, a platform he was permanently banned from for holding a fascist holocaust denial fundraiser.
Special thanks goes to perspic for these clips! @Perspicacity shared clips from the Gunt's morning show barely anyone watched, which documented the pig seething and squealing about a short clip of a fucking shart.
Clip link
I have broken up the clips into even smaller segments. There's still a lot of funny moments left there, check out the first 3, the rest were dead air.
Here's the gunt claiming his talented and hardworking and... it's basically autofellatio. How can such a flat blob reach his microscopic pecker? It's up to the scientists to solve this riddle, I'm just here to catelogue.
Gunt calls Rekieta's kids a brew of retards that no one wants to watch. Guess what, have you had the privilege to see Xander in person yet? At least Rekieta gets to see his kids. He's made fun of 2 angel babies, 4 or 5 White children, 1 deceased wife of some nobody, and he goes nuclear if you dare bring up his family and calls that "disgusting". How does your own gunted medicine taste?
Reap what you sow, etc.
To hear a shart on a stream, the mic has to be up his ass? Good one, right after talking about mama Rackets taking BBCs, wanna splice it? Anyway, good point if you didn't make your sperging even funnier than shitting yourself.
The Gunt starts to blow his snout and goes full Hiroshima on Rekieta.
Ralph implicating a lolsuit or sorts and immediately walks back the idea because he's a cowardly pig. Apparently he built Nick Rekieta's entire fucking career despite having orders of magnitude less views and being infinitely less likable. Go figure. He claims that Rekieta playing the clip breaks attorney-client confidentiality or what exactly was it, God fucking knows what he's trying to say.
(I know he was referring to the PPP shit, his broken wigger grammar didn't work)
He calls Rekieta a disloyal grifter.
@HarblMcDavid's post deserves a spotlight.
Privilege was broken as soon as the piggy showed confidential client-attorney information. The clip below shows it.
In this clip, the pig said Nick broke client-attorney confidentiality by talking about his case and saying he think he was guilty in a discussion with PPP. I don't understand the law that well but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works, the pig is fucking M-A-D. He then shows a screenshot where Nick states that the pig was considered his client and the information will be confidential, and Nick will ask for the pigs permission to talk about it, in-depth, he was still allowed to mention the case, just not the details.
Apparently this meant he was completely gagged and the pig has to consent? I suppose.
Vickers is already taking a break from all those vintage coins.
This would not have happened if the gunt decided to shut his fat mouth up.
Rekieta's response to this shitshow
Nick Rekieta responded by firing up his own stream and laughing at this stupid obnoxious thin-skinned hog. The stream abruptly ended due to Janigaydur superhack DDoS'ing of Nick's Internet cables. Actually, Nick's ISP is a piece of shit and his internet cut out.
Perhaps Ralph realised his 5'1'' self wouldn't be legally allowed to watch the stream, the new one however...
New one:
But this stream went down anyway, due to Rekieta's boomertech.
Gunt was accused Rekieta of theft!
Rekieta did a fundraiser for some comic/cartoon whoever Vic, which raised $289,000. Gunt claimed his memory is clear and cited $265,000. Turns out Rekieta saw precisely $0. Additional note, the gunt said looking at Vic, he won't be surprised if Vic was a weird sexual predator, I didn't bother to clip that.
Don't know about you. Who resembles a sexual predator?
Client-Attorney Privileges, explained by an actual lawyer, not a drunken wigger.
- The confidential information belongs to Ralph, not Rekieta
- By releasing the messages, gunt inevitably broke the privileges and his attorney at the time, Rekieta, is now susceptible to a subpoena
- If the pig simply shut his pooplicker, Rekieta had the rights to respond to any attempts at getting such information with "fuck yourself", similar to how Null can respond to blanket DMCAs with "230, kys"
- The protected one is the person asking for help, not the attorney
- More will be added to this section
@Haru Okumura statement on the law question sums it up quite well.
The next day, Nick did a second stream.
{Placeholder for "tomorrow's" stream}
Stream highlights.
Nick Rekieta shits on the Ralph's favourite Whisky, Maker's Mark!
The lolyer can't breath and thinks 5'1'' is being generous to Ralph.
Being high on booze, Rekieta decided to comment on some recent antics of Ralph.
- Ralph doxed over 400 of his paypigs, he doesn't understand the difference between Cc and BCc, because he has never held a real job in any capacity.
- Rekieta claims Ralph is very personable in real like, did he miss that fight at Digibro's creepy shack?
- Repeatedly calls Amada "May" Morris a paedophile
- White knights his own wife, refers to her as "Lady Rackets"
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