Would love to see his reaction to a THOT with a disabled boyfriend. Thought knowing Russ, he's just gonna claim they aren't disabled enough because no one is as disabled and discriminated against as him
come on, i can practically HEAR what he’d say if he ran across a thot with some steven hawking looking bf in a wheelchair:
“WHAT THE FRICK!!! HOW COME
HE GETS A HOTTIE AND
I GET NOTHING!! WHERE ARE
HIS FRUITS??? DATE ME INSTEAD, RANDOM THOT, I’M WAY BETTER-LOOKING AND I DON’T NEED A WHEELCHAIR!! HE’S GROSS AND UGLY AND I CAN GIVE YOU A BETTER LIFE IF YOU’RE SO INTO DISABLED GUYS!!!
I GO TO THE GYM!!!!”
He would just piss on the boyfriend and talk about how he, Russell Greer, is a total 9/10 (without his disability), and way better AND a law office…person…who works in a LAW OFFICE, and your stupid ugly bf won’t treat you right and he can’t even walk with you on the beach, no offence, oh well, whatever, have fucking fun with your boyfriend who isn’t as cool as Russ, have a nice life, unfollowed.
Russ is mad when men handsomer than him have hot girlfriends, and he’s mad when men uglier than him have hot girlfriends, and he’s mad if you’re more, as or less disabled than him and you have a hot girlfriend. He will die mad.
I bet his way of seeing women as interchangeable as long as they’re hot also applies to how he thinks
other people think. Russ will date
any woman who is a hot cheerleader or insta model. Are you a Cheerleader (tm) and passable enough to inspire male envy of Russ? He will date you. He has cliche categories of women he prefers, but will settle for any woman from said category as long as they’re above a minimum attractiveness threshold.
He probably thinks any beautiful woman with a disabled bf is just into disabled guys and therefore she should date RUSS instead, because he’s a superior disabled guy (he knows deep down his fish face doesn’t hold him back like a wheelchair or the like).
Also Russ will go back on his “looks aren’t everything stance” the minute he encounters a woman with a guy he deems uglier than himself. Remember he was trying to herd a hooker online all to himself and disparaged all her clients as bald guys and Fatty McPatties? If the male competition seems weak in the looks dept, Russ is always the first one out there talking about how, without his disability, he’s totally good-looking and works out (laughably, on the fucking treadmill.)
