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Phil really needs to come up with some new scams, his repertoire is beyond played out.

Bills
Taxes
Chargebacks

I respect him for trying something new with the audacious "I am killing my cat via neglect please give me money for meds" play, but he has since abandoned it. You can do better than chargebacks though Phil. Wasp infestation maybe? A detractor holding your cat ransom? Your parents lost all the savings in a Ponzi scheme and you are now in charge of caring for them?

Chargebacks again is such a cop out.
 
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I have a question for y'all that have been watching his Ghost of Tsushima streams.

Has he been getting his ass whooped ?

I'm on medium difficulty and these enemies are no joke.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Who really believes he keeps "hundreds of dollars" in his Paypal account?
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I would like to think most just stop believing anything he says because it never makes sense when you stop and think about it. This is just Grift Mode 5000-Mission: Extract money from OIC.

Spit some nuggets of truth in there and it's still a bunch of hodgepodge bullshit. It's more of like figuring out his agenda and that's easy; money. Hard to believe anything after he waved his mystery hats, go to Jasper emergency mode to he's fine mode, Youtube wont fuckin pay him, then to chargebacks with a sprinkle of muh wife is texting me about work problems. There is nothing more to it than just pity bux bullshit grifting at this point.

Nothing more to analyze. It will drive you crazy. Amazing what $50 less can do to a man.
 
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Froggah said:
Well, that prestream was pretty much one of the best gold mines I've seen in awhile. The funny thing is that one of the detractor YouTube channels could probably upload that prestream, edit out the boring bits and dead air while keeping the gold dust in, give it a fancy title, and then easily get 10-100x the amount of views that Phil would get on his own YouTube version of it.

Also, I liked that bit where he says he's sick and tired of all the trolls and detractors "picking on him" and that 'rumors' like the WWE Champions spending has persuaded people who were on the fence about contributing to him to actually not contribute because they know their money is getting sucked into a black hole. And Phil says he doesn't know what to do to stop it. Well, I know what you could do Phil. Stop being a fucking pussy and show your phone on stream to prove that you don't even have the app installed on your phone. But you won't do that because you're either too much of a pussy to do so or you're a fucking moron/liar. Probably both tbh. Man, saying this guy is delusional is the biggest understatement of the century.
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Shouldn't you be at the gym working out literally every muscle group in your body while managing your fat crypto earnings like the total chad you totally, definitely, 100% are instead of hanging out with mentally ill detractors on the farms?
 
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Phil rants about the charge backs and plans to live stream again
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Froggah said:
Well, that prestream was pretty much one of the best gold mines I've seen in awhile. The funny thing is that one of the detractor YouTube channels could probably upload that prestream, edit out the boring bits and dead air while keeping the gold dust in, give it a fancy title, and then easily get 10-100x the amount of views that Phil would get on his own YouTube version of it.
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Good idea LonelyIcedCoffee.

Here's this mornings rants for those that missed it, I broke them down into 3 videos because I felt listening to 20+ minutes of DSP ranting is a chore. Playing with a new format, let me know if it's shit.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Good idea LonelyIcedCoffee.

Here's this mornings rants for those that missed it, I broke them down into 3 videos because I felt listening to 20+ minutes of DSP ranting is a chore. Playing with a new format, let me know if it's shit.
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Why do these fucking idiots give solid advice to the troglodyte known as DSP.

This guy has been on a budgeting detox for the last 12 years.

What? How dare you ask me to live within my means!!! Fuck you!

Also let me throw in the "you need to seek help" comment to just cement what a fucking waste a of person I am.

Also SnowKarl must have low self esteem to let Phil walk all over him, and then come back. I swear his viewers enjoy the abuse they receive.
 
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As the week wears on I usually have less and less energy to devote to reading about cows, which means when I visit the boards I typically have several pages to catch up on.

Phil is the only cow I follow in which I typically don’t need to backtrack because I’ve missed something important. 95% of the time I can jump onto the latest page and based on the conversation being had there can tell that absolutely nothing of note has happened. Phil has lost another day of his life, the paypigs are a little more poor, the sub’s regulars soldier on, and I continue the endless struggle of finding humor in people my moral center screams at me to despise.

We are all here to laugh as we drink poison.
 
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FormerPro said:
Phil really needs to come up with some new scams, his repertoire is beyond played out.

Bills
Taxes
Chargebacks

I respect him for trying something new with the audacious "I am killing my cat via neglect please give me money for meds" play, but he has since abandoned it. You can do better than chargebacks though Phil. Wasp infestation maybe? A detractor holding your cat ransom? Your parents lost all the savings in a Ponzi scheme and you are now in charge of caring for them?

Chargebacks again is such a cop out.
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If I was a shameless scammer and the plan to use my pet to beg backfired so hard I had to claim the miraculous Seattle air that cured my back also cured my catsons wiener I'd probably start thinking about something within the house.
Mold seems like the perfect excuse since it's expensive to repair, can't be DiY (not like he would anyways), would be mild enough to not call it a do or die emergency (unlike for example a leaky pipe or his toiled breaking) and since it's inside the house and he conditioned his paypigs to never expect pictures of his expensive appliances since the Keurig fiasco he doesn't have to prove jackshit.
He really needs to step it up with his begging. Bringing back the chargebacks was the laziest shit ever, even for him.
 
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It's very obvious (even though it was before) that Phil is surviving off the backs of 3 or 4 fat wallets. Otherwise his tips are low and we get the "slow night" meme. Well Phil, if even one of your whales ends up getting bored, or unable to pitch in, I think you'd better get used to enjoying a 30/150$ tips at the end of the day. Small streamers like Phil are lucky to receive anything, and even if Phil has a "thirteen year legacy", he's averaging viewership of someone small time still, and he's banked on the whale calls too many times. No one can have infinite funds, it's not feasible. But all he has is the next scam saga, he offers nothing entertainment value wise, just some dress up that only a Derich would actually unironically like. His "rewards" are straight up trash and he won't think of anything himself.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
Plot twist...........the caveat to him getting back in the parents house is he has to get a real job.
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We need Dave's parents and Kats sister to move in with him, then his streams would be glorious. No derich my house is not on fire, it is my mom and sister smoking up a storm. OH look at that were at $100 I will now wear this fire blanket.
 
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