StoneToss (allegedly, formerly Red Panels)

Russians? Homeless? Homeless russians? The homeless look dated but the Hasan looks modern so im not sure what classes of people they are supposed to represent.
This would have been more biting with a more relatable lower class than stinky homeless, like rural southerners and inner city blacks. Something that says "all your pandering is to rally these people who see you as an enemy" instead of "homeless stinky."
A literal classic Soviet Communist. A literal poor person. Both of whom would have been starving at some point.
There was definitely a resistance but it wasn't as large or wide spread like the french like to claim. The french love to claim around 400,000 resistance members, but external reviews place the number no higher than 75,000.
There's a French saying from the time period that every Frenchman was a member of the Resistance, at least after the Germans were gone.
 
Well, they are French, so fuckery is to be expected when dealing with them. Still, the nature of diplomacy is to stab the other party in the back the moment the opportunity presents itself. There really is no such thing as a loyal ally, that's either a vassal or an idiot.

Unfortunately True. I get that when there's a tangible gain to be had and I'm understanding as to why the French fucked with the Anglos so much. On the other hand, French betrayals tend to be dumb and self destructive so end up coming off as needlessly greedy and treacherous. That's about my concluding thoughts since I don't want to shit up the thread too much with my frog bashing.

Anglo conditioning against the french runs similarly deep.

Whether it's the false myth that french is a military fuckup historically, or the supposed shortness of napoleon, there really is no end to anglo shit talking that get entrenched into their collective unconsciousness. French myths tend to be self involved. Even Americans tend to take over these french myths, despite the fact that they would probably not have won their independance without the french help.

There is reason that the peace that is the birth of the american nation is called the treaty of Paris. The French had sent the most competent military as probably had set foot in the american continent so far, and also harassed the English across the globe to such a degree that public sentiment very much was against fighting for the american colony and rather about securing the channel, the islands and some of the trade routes.

The Dutch experienced something similar. Despite being long term anglo allies, when the anglo's changed and decided to declare war on us ("they are attacking a mountain of gold and if we fight back all we can win is a miuntain of iron"), the english lexicon became filled with amorphisms about the dutch.

Dutch wife - prostitute
Dutch courage - liquor
Dutch treat - bring your own food
Dutch defense - ratting someone out as legal defense
Dutch bargain - when you make a deal while too drunk to know better
Dutch oven - holding your partner's head under the sheets after you fartes in them


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Anglo conditioning against the french runs similarly deep.

Whether it's the false myth that french is a military fuckup historically, or the supposed shortness of napoleon, there really is no end to anglo shit talking that get entrenched into their collective unconsciousness. French myths tend to be self involved. Even Americans tend to take over these french myths, despite the fact that they would probably not have won their independance without the french help.

There is reason that the peace that is the birth of the american nation is called the treaty of Paris. The French had sent the most competent military as probably had set foot in the american continent so far, and also harassed the English across the globe to such a degree that public sentiment very much was against fighting for the american colony and rather about securing the channel, the islands and some of the trade routes.

The Dutch experienced something similar. Despite being long term anglo allies, when the anglo's changed and decided to declare war on us ("they are attacking a mountain of gold and if we fight back all we can win is a miuntain of iron"), the english lexicon became filled with amorphisms about the dutch.

Dutch wife - prostitute
Dutch courage - liquor
Dutch treat - bring your own food
Dutch defense - ratting someone out as legal defense
Dutch bargain - when you make a deal while too drunk to know better
Dutch oven - holding your partner's head under the sheets after you fartes in them


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Stonetoss?
America would have eventually won no matter what. The British empire was about making money, and the colonies dont turn a profit when they're willing to fight a forever war against any people you send to extract money from them
 
America would have eventually won no matter what. The British empire was about making money, and the colonies dont turn a profit when they're willing to fight a forever war against any people you send to extract money from them
Yes, but maybe that eventually would have been 200 or 400 years later, like a brazil or canada. Without french arms supply america hadn't anywhere near the production to compete with the English. And if the French didn't see value in the brits losing an important asset and fighting them everywhere on the globe, the americans would have been brought to heel.

History is filled with more failed revolts than succesful ones.
 
Yes, but maybe that eventually would have been 200 or 400 years later, like a brazil or canada. Without french arms supply america hadn't anywhere near the production to compete with the English. And if the French didn't see value in the brits losing an important asset and fighting them everywhere on the globe, the americans would have been brought to heel.
Probably not. The British could easily dominate the port cities and other areas accessible to their formidable naval forces. There was very little to do about that. In fact, they did just that even with French assistance to us. There was absolutely nothing they could do in the interior even if we'd been vastly outmatched in terms of weapons. We weren't, though, which just made it a (relatively) swift and easy victory, rather than an interminable nightmare for both sides.

So thanks, Lafayette. Even the British should thank him for saving them that bullshit.
 

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The french resistance may have been a meme, but they are fun with protests though. When paris tried giving those wheelclamps to badly parked cars, people weren't having it. They decided to put glue or gum in the locks whenever they saw one. So when someone called, paid to have it unlocked, it took hours to unlock. It made them too bad of a punishment and it was a logistics nightmare as one guy/team got stuck dealing with one for a long while.

Right now they're protesting covid restaurant rules by going out and picknicking in front of empty vaxx only restaurants and bars,.


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It works a lot better than antifastonetoss protests:

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Plazmatter has been mentioned here too.
Necro. Found this funny.

Some time ago, r/altdogelore used to be a sister-sub of the main dogelore page, reserved for the more racy and risqué user edits. Eventually the prime subreddit stopped advertising altdogelore and cut ties with its moderator, leaving the altdoge loyalists on their own.
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r/altdogelore declined and grew to be scarcely updated, but activity has seen a resurgence recently due to the efforts of one visionary, u/PlazMatter. Over the past month, Plaz has posted 32 well received memes drawing on 4chan humor, racist humor, and shitting on trannies. Since they're doge memes, they still suck, but I'll attach all of his original memes for your viewing, if you're into shit like this.
Plaz's only post to be removed thus far was this meme, which was caught by the Reddit spam filter.
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PlazMatter's dedication has also encouraged an uptick in activity from other users. The nature of his memes have also predictably attracted criticism by the sub's blue pilled frequenters. It's easy to imagine stuff like this not sitting well with the Redditors.
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And I assume this wall of text was inspired by our guy.
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Some people seem to believe PlazMatter is posting all of this in an effort to get the sub banned which seems plausible, and in that case, best of luck to him.
 
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Gold diggers.
Lord, forgive me for all the "free" armor trimming I did.
Reference for normal people who don't know anything about Runescape:

- "Buying GF" is a rather infamous meme which originated from the game.
- "Armor trimming" is an additionally infamous scam where you would steal another player's armor by promising to add a decorative trim to it if they give it to you.
 
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