Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[StraightShooter2]

Pretty sure that horrible cupcake video was weeks, if not months old; back when he was still pretending to diet and back when this thread was pointing out that he wasn't following the diet at all.

This video was made for two reasons: the first is because Fat Jack was desperate to eat more sweets at the time. The other though was that Jack saw the kiwi here pointing out Sanford's meal plans and portion sizes, got angy because he got outed for being a fat fucking liar who isn't dieting at all, and then made this as a toddler tantrum reaction to it.

I'm getting the impression that he's ditching the Profile by Sanford plan for something else - probably because his doctor told him the kidney stone was due to the enormous amounts of fat and cholesterol he was huffing, and now he won't be able to pass it off as "healthy" to his viewers.

Though if gorging on fat is out of the question now, I wonder what his options are, given that he's diabetic (meaning that something like gorging on carbs and calling it "healthy" shouldn't be an option).

Also, PCLM uploaded a short video where they accuse Jack of lying - I think they are implying that Jack is intentionally re-doing old recipes just as an excuse to pig out on meat and fat despite him claiming that he's "improving" the recipes from the original:

 

[Chandler Bing]

Jack saw the recipie and knew that was not enough for him so he made a double, but he made sure to tell everyone it was his wifes idea. Also love how he uses extra creamy whipped cream on those jaundice cakes, gotta cheat smart.

I went to the bakery today. It was my idea. I legit got stuff for my wife though unlike the sultan of salmonella here.

Edit: probably stupid tmi. I'm high. Haven't been commenting for a while. Sorry.

 

[ZipDisk]

I noticed in the sanford muffin vid he has a sign that says "TIME TO EAT YALL"

no comma, Jack will eat us all if he is not stopped.

 

[stets]

Forgive me for not knowing how yo do mirror vids but Qali's new single dropped and surprise its a mix of conspiracy stuff and him rapping about how hard work is at the gas station.

Cashiering is literally the easiest job in the entirety of Western society. You scan shit, take people’s money, and give them change. You put shit on shelves. You throw out or call the cops on vagrants. You pull hot dogs out of the fridge and throw them on the roller. That’s all that’s required.

It’s completely unskilled work and for the uneducated. If you can teach a retard to count to ten, they’re qualified to do it. There’s a reason why it’s the preferred profession of new immigrants that can’t speak English, high school students, and trashy meth addicts that literally can’t keep any type of job that’s more complicated.

Of course Junior thinks it’s hard work - he’s lazy, uneducated white trash without even a semblance of a work ethic. Talk about having absolutely no shame or self-respect.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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Forgive me for not knowing how yo do mirror vids but Qali's new single dropped and surprise its a mix of conspiracy stuff and him rapping about how hard work is at the gas station.

Remember just like one or two years ago when we were all optimistic that Jack Jr might turn out alright with his HVAC career?

 

[rubytintedchix]

I'm getting the impression that he's ditching the Profile by Sanford plan for something else - probably because his doctor told him the kidney stone was due to the enormous amounts of fat and cholesterol he was huffing, and now he won't be able to pass it off as "healthy" to his viewers.

Though if gorging on fat is out of the question now, I wonder what his options are, given that he's diabetic (meaning that something like gorging on carbs and calling it "healthy" shouldn't be an option).

Also, PCLM uploaded a short video where they accuse Jack of lying - I think they are implying that Jack is intentionally re-doing old recipes just as an excuse to pig out on meat and fat despite him claiming that he's "improving" the recipes from the original:

The only thing this fat fuck does to “improve” a recipe is making a double batch. So yeah, he’s a fucking liar.

 

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Did anyone else notice the plushy pig on the box of Ziploc bags in the gumbo video?

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Did anyone else notice the plushy pig on the box of Ziploc bags in the gumbo video?

Oh god rob is a master troll

 

[V4L_Penis]

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Forgive me for not knowing how yo do mirror vids but Qali's new single dropped and surprise its a mix of conspiracy stuff and him rapping about how hard work is at the gas station.

1. Lol at Junior locking his comments and killing any engagement that might make the algorithm push him in any way.

2. I listened to a few of his songs and while his flow isn't as bad as I expected, his lyrics are corny as fuck even by Christian rapper standards. This motherfucker makes Drake look like 2000's Gucci Mane before he got replaced by a clone

3. The instrumentals are dogshit.

 

[StraightShooter2]

1. Lol at Junior locking his comments and killing any engagement that might make the algorithm push him in any way.

2. I listened to a few of his songs and while his flow isn't as bad as I expected, his lyrics are corny as fuck even by Christian rapper standards. This motherfucker makes Drake look like 2000's Gucci Mane before he got replaced by a clone

3. The instrumentals are dogshit.

Yeah, how is this guy going to have lyrics like "come from my guns, I'll give them to you one shot at a time" in a Christian music video anyway? This is at least the second time he's sung about killing people in a Christian song, lmao.

Also this song is more like one of those "MoonMan" rap videos than a Christian song anyway (except he doesn't sound like Microsoft Sam).

 

[Aaway]

not even jack's like/dislike ratio was ever this bad. great job Qali!

 

[StraightShooter2]

not even jack's like/dislike ratio was ever this bad. great job Qali!

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Not to mention that he only has 79 views and 8 subscribers. Does anyone outside of his Church youth group even listen to his music? (I once created a random video and ended up getting about 3000 views - the fact that he claims to be a professional rap artist but can't even scrape up more than 79 views isn't impressive).

 

[Joycondrift]

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This is the most annoying one that has come across my feed. For a guy who exudes toxic masculinity he has the most effeminate mannerisms.

What an obnoxious uncultured boomer. You call yourself Italian. But you don't know what zeppoli is?

 

[StraightShooter2]

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This is the most annoying one that has come across my feed. For a guy who exudes toxic masculinity he has the most effeminate mannerisms.

What an obnoxious uncultured boomer. You call yourself Italian. But you don't know what zeppoli is?

He's as Italian as Walmart-brand "Italian" dressing.

 

[BigDyno392]

He eats "1,000 calories a day!?"
Fuck me. He probably consumes 1,000 calories before he gets out of bed in the morning. His wife must spend every second of every day praying for the Lord to release him from the misery of his mortal coil. If it doesn't happen soon, she could die of an aneurysm. Years of pent-up rage, resentment, and sexual dissatisfaction can do that.

Look here, look listen, You can tell the passive aggressiveness of Tammy in Jack on the Go videos, she's done with his childish antics.

 

[Eljudnir]

Slightly old video but Jack should have gotten the Los Angeles dog ("danger dog") from Cori's Dog House since he is from SoCal and probably never more than an hour or so from DTLA at any given time.

Could have given him nostalgia points, at least, but I guess that's Jack for you.

 

[Joycondrift]

Stacked - Cerritos, CA

Stacked is a very high tech efficient restaurant that let's you have things your way. Jack and his family and friends have a nice dinner together.Be sure to ...

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Another gem. Holy shit.
"Is it cool if I film" (as you're already filming)
"But I love sausage (("
Oooing and aaahhhing over beer he doesn't drink but postures as if he does because manly man.
Feigning choking jack like Homer chokes Bart...seems to be a theme in the family.

 

[captkrisma]

Not to mention that he only has 79 views and 8 subscribers. Does anyone outside of his Church youth group even listen to his music? (I once created a random video and ended up getting about 3000 views - the fact that he claims to be a professional rap artist but can't even scrape up more than 79 views isn't impressive).

And two of those 8 subs are his parents...who probably disliked the video too!

 

[Adamska]

1. Lol at Junior locking his comments and killing any engagement that might make the algorithm push him in any way.

2. I listened to a few of his songs and while his flow isn't as bad as I expected, his lyrics are corny as fuck even by Christian rapper standards. This motherfucker makes Drake look like 2000's Gucci Mane before he got replaced by a clone

3. The instrumentals are dogshit.

Haha, of course Junior channels his useless lump of a father in the "throws baby tantrum and hides like a bitch" category. I must confess though I've never seen a ratio that bad though; even with low views and shitposting here I've never seen a video with only dislikes with that number of interactions.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Not to mention that he only has 79 views and 8 subscribers. Does anyone outside of his Church youth group even listen to his music? (I once created a random video and ended up getting about 3000 views - the fact that he claims to be a professional rap artist but can't even scrape up more than 79 views isn't impressive).

The linked video isn’t his real channel, I don’t think.

real channel:

linked channel:

Either someone is ripping off his video content (dear god, why?) or Jr. is playing the slight of hand game that his father does - make as many YouTube channels as you can! Moar channels = moar money!