US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Absurdist Laughter said:
This is why...dystopia. Get ready for Amazon/Walmart branded human organs. Hyperbole but I could see it happening; give it 150 years.
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Hmmmm. What happens if you miss a payment? Do they send in the Repo man?

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Ita Mori said:
How do his rivals not cite this as blatant corruption and illegal?
Californians, please don't be so retarded as to get bribed with your own money... please.
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It's a solid point but I'm going to refine it. It's not bribing everyone with their own money, it's bribing everyone with some of the people's money - specifically the tax-paying Middle Class.
 
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Ow The Edge said:
If they give me another check I'm spending it on more ammo and survival goods. Already bought all the guns I can use a long time ago.
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Even better, buy a reloading bench. I use those rounds for practice and save the ammo I've purchased for if shit hits the fan.

You can also buy antibiotics at Tractor Supply. You have to specifically ask for them, and just say it's for your cat or dog.

And here's an article by someone who survived the Bosnian War. He points out that you shouldn't just stock up on supplies for yourself, but also what you can trade. Items like disposable lighters and lighter fluid ended up being extremely valuable.
 
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Clockwork_PurBle said:
How are they gonna "fight" a forever war grift if all the soldiers worth a damn fly the coop over forced vaccination and wokeism? How y'all gonna have forever war with an army made up of incompetent soyboys?

Baris was throwing around a number, either 600K or 800K, that are at risk of being court martialed over not wanting the jab.
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Conscription, either by a draft (not likely) or by making it economically impossible for enough people to leave the service.
 
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Titos said:
Oh please do give me another stimmie check in the mail, I'll gladly use it to buy more silver because this kind of shit is obvious signs that the US dollar is going down the drain. I'm fucking off to Costa Rica, I have no interest in the US anymore in terms of it's culture it has deteriorated into fucking sodom and can frankly burn for all I care.
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You and me both, Tito my friend. I already have been looking into it and with their only requirement for retirees is that you make over 10K per year. I've looked at their healthcare, their cost of living, their demographics etc. Seems like a very good choice if you have the means to do so. Hell, social security might not even be around for me by then in which case, heroin OD it is!!

anti SJW said:
If I was retarded, I'd be very upset Joe Biden was being called one.
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I'd love to see a redo of the Down syndrome kid with a T-shirt that says, "At least I'm not Joe Biden."
 
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I hear that Biden's FEMA executive or whatever was one of the people who oversaw New York's covid response. How fucked is New Orleans? The trajectory of Hurricane Ida right now (due to make landfall west of New Orleans) suggests it'll create some serious flooding issues in the city.
 
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