Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

Instead of the usual manifesto, the detectives will just cite this and his failed court filings when the next woman he decides to harass turns him down and he ends up on the 5PM news.

I'm fascinated that he still thinks of himself as "nice guy" when he has a guilty plea for electronic harassment and has been blocked by half the female population of Instagram. In anyone else, this might trigger some introspection, but not in Russ. He'll keep claiming he's a nice guy when he's in jail for assaulting a hooker who denied him service.

I think he is waiting for the dubstep collab with Lucas “bad boy with a heart of gold” Werner….

Fuck I’d love to hear that.

The recording session would degenerate into an argument over who was more entitled to sex. Hasn't Lucas gotten physically aggressive in the past? I think he'd clock Russ and knock him out cold.

 

[Kumquat]

I'm fascinated that he still thinks of himself as "nice guy" when he has a guilty plea for electronic harassment and has been blocked by half the female population of Instagram. In anyone else, this might trigger some introspection, but not in Russ. He'll keep claiming he's a nice guy when he's in jail for assaulting a hooker who denied him service.

Because from what we know, he only plead guilty because his lawyer told him to. In his mind he didn't do anything wrong, and in fact Erika was the one who wronged him. Russell's mind is incapable of ever perceiving any of his flaws. Literally everything he does is fantastic and good to him.

 

[TractorGirl]

The recording session would degenerate into an argument over who was more entitled to sex. Hasn't Lucas gotten physically aggressive in the past? I think he'd clock Russ and knock him out cold

I would pay money to watch that.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

The recording session would degenerate into an argument over who was more entitled to sex. Hasn't Lucas gotten physically aggressive in the past? I think he'd clock Russ and knock him out cold.

Yeah, like Greer, Lucas is pretty meek around other men. Unlike Greer though, Lucas does occasionally go into tard rages that allow him to overcome that weakness. He is also pretty huge (tall and fat, the TJ Kirk package) if I remember correctly. I can practically see in my mind these two getting into a physical altercation. Russell quickly realizing he has no chance and starts retreating with his stupid gimpy gait, followed by Lucas hobbling after him on his beetus foot. Like a macabre Tom & Jerry knock-off.

 

[TractorGirl]

Lucas does occasionally go into tard rages

There’s a YouTube video floating around of The Wern trying to fight, it’s hilarious. I imagine these two fighting eyes closed, flailing arms and not much contact.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I think he is waiting for the dubstep collab with Lucas “bad boy with a heart of gold” Werner….

Fuck I’d love to hear that.

I think he should change the title to "She Don't Like White Guys" and advertise it as the prequel to "Safari Ride."

 

[Andrew Neiman]

(And just release the damn thing, dingus, I've already got the video made in my head...)

I can imagine Russell and Elliot Rodger bopping out in Elliot’s BMW.

Oh Boy, I don't think anything he writes will be able to surpass Yo, Yovanna on Lulzness but I hope I'm wrong, Given he says 'his fantastic producer' you think are the same Eastern European guys who made the last song for him?

You really think so? I think both the Taylor Swift songs far exceed "Yo, Yovanna," though "Yo, Yovanna" definitely furnishes has good moments.

 

[DrJonesHat]

You really think so? I think both the Taylor Swift songs far exceed "Yo, Yovanna," though "Yo, Yovanna" definitely furnishes has good moments.

It begs the question though, whose pants is he trying to get into this time?

 

[kcbbq]

whose pants is he trying to get into this time?

Anyone's he can.

 

[Empyrea]

I, for one, am looking forward to the inevitable @The Great Citracett masterpiece accompanying this song more than anything

Jesus, he really is The Nice Guy mascot.

 

[TractorGirl]

It begs the question though, whose pants is he trying to get into this time?

I think this is the tard screed rebuttal to yovanna not following him back

 

[DarkAlien]

Another Greer song, no wonder he was trying to pawn/sell his shit for money

Sometimes, people post parody song lyrics in this thread. I do not find them funny. I find them either tedious or cringey. I'm certain I'm not alone in this. Leave the reworking of popular songs to Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.

(I'm posting this now because no one's done it in a few pages, and I don't want it to seem that I'm targeting anyone in particular.)

For some reason posters here don't understand it's ok to read and not post. The ridiculous amount of posts about arm chair psychology, made up songs and made up Fjord Skördas, Icelandic cousin, get out of hand. Pretty sure we would be under 2k posts without them.

You really think so? I think both the Taylor Swift songs far exceed "Yo, Yovanna," though "Yo, Yovanna" definitely furnishes has good moments.

I'm ashamed to admit how long Yo, Yovanna lived in my head. I may or may not have involuntarily sung it to my dog and had my SO taunt me over it.

 

[lamp shade]

I, for one, am looking forward to the inevitable @The Great Citracett masterpiece accompanying this song more than anything

Jesus, he really is The Nice Guy mascot.

And if we don’t get one we will sue @The Great Citracett for misrepresentation.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I will run out of breath proclaiming that russ is capable of serious incidents and injury and this incel anthem just convinces me more.

I accept I'm in the minority, but let me just say I'm glad I have no reason or opportunity to be anywhere near Russell Greer

 

[DarkAlien]

His adult store/sex shop review is gone. Wonder if they replied and he couldn't take it.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I'm fascinated that he still thinks of himself as "nice guy"

He's an r/niceguy. Though he doesn't understand what that really implies.

I would pay money to watch that.

Don't need to. Wern would stream it all for us.

I will run out of breath proclaiming that russ is capable of serious incidents and injury and this incel anthem just convinces me more.

I accept I'm in the minority, but let me just say I'm glad I have no reason or opportunity to be anywhere near Russell Greer

He is, but in a heat of the moment sort of way. It'd be second degree at best.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

Well, shit. I'm disabled, so I should be getting a girlfriend and lots of money soon right? And nobody can make fun of me ever even if I do something really stupid!

Funny thing is, Russ would probably tell you that you're not actually disabled and that your plights are miniscule compared to his.

I always thought it was strange that Russell calls himself a disability advocate, although he couldn't care less about disabled people other than himself. He probably resents anyone who has it more difficult than him. He must really hate people with moebius syndrome who have missing limbs, for example.

 

[Cilleystring]

For some reason posters here don't understand it's ok to read and not post. The ridiculous amount of posts about arm chair psychology, made up songs and made up Fjord Skördas, Icelandic cousin, get out of hand. Pretty sure we would be under 2k posts without them.

I do enjoy some of the arm chair psychology posts, as the mind begs to know how and why a person as deranged as Russell could exist, though we have probably discussed a lot of that to death at this point.

If we were smart enough to properly use the Russ subforum during it's brief stint it would have been good for armchair psychology, Russ parodies, and Skordas fan club threads, but alas, our autism determined it was not meant to be.

 

[VinegarPussy]

Funny thing is, Russ would probably tell you that you're not actually disabled and that your plights are miniscule compared to his.

I always thought it was strange that Russell calls himself a disability advocate, although he couldn't care less about disabled people other than himself. He probably resents anyone who has it more difficult than him. He must really hate people with moebius syndrome who have missing limbs, for example.

I’m sure the Paralympics has him absolutely seething.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

I’m sure the Paralympics has him absolutely seething.

The gold for 100M Speed Harassment should have been MINE! None of these one legged DING DONGS know what a TRUE disability is...